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Wizards vs. Muggles (Free-form):

Christmas Pikachu.
"Ah..I understand now. As you can see I didn't pay attention in or take muggle-studies class"

-He thinks for a minute-

"What about their weapons, I don't just want to hear about their 'gurns' or 'Nuclean power', do tuey have anything else that I should be aware of? And what about their everyday lives?"
 102 Faramir, Mon, 20th Dec '10 6:17:15 AM from Just before a Deadline. Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Loves me...loves me not
Tired
"Well for one, lately there's been a lot of research with biological weapons, which are illnesses they can make in a lab, and then they can release them in the open, making people sick. Of course there are also Planes, which can throw a bomb from high up in the air, and travel from England to china in hours, some of them so fast they can travel the world in under a day.

Another thing they use as weapons are Tasers, which are little boxes that have lighting inside them, and some of them have a little string, so that when you press a button, a piece of metal attached to the string throws lightning at you. And then you're left on the ground moving uncontrollably for some minutes... And it's really really painful."

She drank some more water. "There are also computers, everyone has a computer, and they're like having millions and millions of books in one."

She kept searching for something in her backpack. " and with them, you can send someone a letter in seconds, and you can talk to people who are millions of miles away, and you can watch videos, which are like moving pictures on newspapers except they last a lot longer and have sound, and you can make music with them... I didn't bring my computer because there's no internet in hogwarts."

edited 20th Dec '10 6:35:21 AM by Faramir

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you can't sell him fish anymore.
Christmas Pikachu.
-He adopts a disgusted look-

"Brutal, just brutal. Cruel is what it is, wanting to make people sick. Are they obsessed with injuring people? Although the millions of books in one thing is kind've smart."
 104 Faramir, Mon, 20th Dec '10 6:51:41 AM from Just before a Deadline. Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Loves me...loves me not
Tired
"I don't know, they have a thing for... violence... it's just not pretty what they can do."

She continued to search, and finally got a small, slivery, rectangular and flat machine. "This is a very small computer, it's called an iPod."

She put it on the table and pressed the only button, then swiped her finger across the touchscreen to unlock it. Soon after, she pressed on the iBooks icon and pushed it toward him.

"There, pick a book."
Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you can't sell him fish anymore.
Christmas Pikachu.
-He looks at the ipod with a confused expression-

"Er...how does it work? Do I tap it like you did?"
 106 Faramir, Mon, 20th Dec '10 6:57:36 AM from Just before a Deadline. Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Loves me...loves me not
Tired
"Tap on the little drawings of books with titles on them, Just pick one at random"

edited 20th Dec '10 7:04:05 AM by Faramir

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you can't sell him fish anymore.
Christmas Pikachu.
-He taps the book entitled 'treasure island' then reads a passage-

"I think I like proper books rather than those, it just doesn't have the same feel."
 108 Faramir, Mon, 20th Dec '10 7:14:57 AM from Just before a Deadline. Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Loves me...loves me not
Tired
"Ok, but I have about fifty books there, maybe more, how many books can you hold with one hand confortably?"

She grabs it and puts it on the table again. "Now, let me show you the music."

She taps on the music icon, and browses through until she finds the Beatles song "She loves you" Then it plays with the iPod's speaker.

edited 20th Dec '10 7:15:28 AM by Faramir

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you can't sell him fish anymore.
Christmas Pikachu.
-He sighs at the music and then starts pulling out books from his bag, until there was at least triple times the amount of books he should be able to fit in his bag laid out on the bar, he speaks to Lita as he pulls out another handfull of books-

"Does this change your mind at all?"

 110 Faramir, Mon, 20th Dec '10 7:27:08 AM from Just before a Deadline. Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Loves me...loves me not
Tired
"... oh, but this is the cheap iPod." She says, trying to win a hopeless battle. " The more expensive ones can hold about a 3 million books... besides, how do you carry music around?"

She smiles while he's left thinking. "Oh, a stumper... I have over a hundred hours of music in there, that means I can spend days listening to music before I have to hear the same song again."

edited 20th Dec '10 7:33:33 AM by Faramir

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you can't sell him fish anymore.
Christmas Pikachu.
"Depends whether I want to. I mean look at how many hours of it I'd have if I decided to carry music around, not that I have a lot of music, I don't listen to it often. And you can't carry things of use can you?"

-He pulls out his cleansweep four-

"It does more than carry books you know."
 112 Faramir, Mon, 20th Dec '10 7:43:14 AM from Just before a Deadline. Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Loves me...loves me not
Tired
"I have an expansion charm on my bag too, you know, I'm not a muggle... and I have a lot of useful things in this little device"

She starts to think about what this guy considers useful. "I have a calculator there, and a dictionary... and games... well it's more of an entertainment thing, but I like it."

"Anyway, have you ever been on a plane?"
Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you can't sell him fish anymore.
Christmas Pikachu.
-He puts his cleansweep back into his bag and starts packing his books away-

"No, and I'd rather not, I prefer either broom or apparation, and I do know what planes are. They fly over your head when your somewhere in the muggle-world, they don't look very inviting."
 114 Faramir, Mon, 20th Dec '10 7:51:41 AM from Just before a Deadline. Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Loves me...loves me not
Tired
"Anything you ARE curious about, then? Escalators? Helicopters? Submarines? I can go on, so it's better if you pick the topic."
Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you can't sell him fish anymore.
Christmas Pikachu.
"Well, I'm not too interested in muggles really. What about you? Anything your curious about in the wizarding world that you don't know about? Perhaps hover charms, I know it was a while back but what about when that 'arthur weasley' flew that old car? That had a hover charm. Caused a bit of fuss, it did."
 116 Faramir, Mon, 20th Dec '10 8:11:22 AM from Just before a Deadline. Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Loves me...loves me not
Tired
"I have a hover charm written somewhere in a notebook"

She put her iPod back in her backpack. "I've been learning about wizards for the past seven years, so I think I'm pretty integrated... sometimes I'm just amazed at what you guys don't know though... I mean, quills? Whatever happened to pens and pencils?"

She drank some more water. "And I've met a lot of wizards who don't want to know about muggles, thinking themselves so superior to them. Those are the ones that'll get shot by Asimo."

edited 20th Dec '10 8:13:44 AM by Faramir

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you can't sell him fish anymore.
Christmas Pikachu.
"Yes.....of course...anyway, how long have we been here for? it's felt like hours! I'll need to be getting back to the leaky cauldron soon."
 118 Faramir, Mon, 20th Dec '10 8:18:47 AM from Just before a Deadline. Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Loves me...loves me not
Tired
"I have no idea, but as long as there are free drinks I'm staying, someone's gotta look after miss Drunky here" She signaled to the woman on the chair.

edited 20th Dec '10 8:23:58 AM by Faramir

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you can't sell him fish anymore.
Christmas Pikachu.
"Yea, true, I forgot about the free drinks. Another please! What are we gonna do with her when we have to go?"

-He looks at the woman-
 120 Faramir, Mon, 20th Dec '10 8:43:53 AM from Just before a Deadline. Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Loves me...loves me not
Tired
"She has to wake up sometime... and if I miss the train I can always apparate in Hogsmeade and join the crowd when the train gets there."
Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you can't sell him fish anymore.
Christmas Pikachu.
"I guess, yeah. "

-He thinks for a minute-

"Whats your favourite spell?"
 122 Faramir, Mon, 20th Dec '10 8:48:45 AM from Just before a Deadline. Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Loves me...loves me not
Tired
"Aguamenti. I've never gotten over how useful it would be if I'm ever trapped in a desert with no water."
Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you can't sell him fish anymore.
Christmas Pikachu.
"Good choice, very useful. My favourite is probably apparation, as it's good for transport and getting out of bad situations."
 124 Faramir, Mon, 20th Dec '10 9:04:34 AM from Just before a Deadline. Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Loves me...loves me not
Tired
"Yeah, I lost a toe my first time so that knocked it down a peg in my top ten spells" she said.

"It's still the one I use most frequently though."

edited 23rd Apr '11 11:28:45 PM by Faramir

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you can't sell him fish anymore.
Christmas Pikachu.
"Don't we all?"

-He thinks again-

"Looking forward to tommorow?"
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