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Lawyerdude Citizen from my secret moon base Since: Jan, 2001
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#1: Dec 15th 2010 at 11:12:47 AM

OK, I just posted this in the Hitler WMG page, but thought I'd expand on it here. See, the Moon Landing and Apollo Projects were real. They happened. It's just the REASON for them was covered up. Why did we land on the moon? To kill Hitler, of course!

You see, Hitler had rocket scientists, geneticists, and even occultists working under him. His plan? Immortality! Starting the Second World War was really a diversion from his true goal. Hitler knew that Nazi Germany couldn't possibly win a protracted war against the US and USSR, but it provided a useful diversion.

In brief, Hitler has top scientists build a secret lunar base for him to realize his dreams of living forever. In the last days before Allied armies captured Berlin, he has his brain removed and placed in a high-tech life support device, which is then launched into space and lands on the moon. From there, Nazi Robots continue to expand on the Moonbunker, building mind-control beams and death rays.

When Germany finally surrenders, Hitlers dead body is really just a clever deception. Nazi rocket scientists defect en masse to the United States and reveal that Hitler is still alive. Well, the American public are worn out from years of fighting and already believed that the war in Europe was over. Technically it was.

A few years later and the US and USSR are competing with one another in the Space Race. Kennedy announces our intention to land on the moon because the secret of Hitler's base had been told to him on his election. So in 1963 Hitler has Kennedy's head zapped apart by a moon laser. Naturally the government can't let it be known to the public, so they blame it on Oswald.

Realizing the true scope of the threat, NASA redoubles its efforts and, a short 6 years later lands Apollo 11. Apollos 1 and 13 weren't accidents, they were sabotage. The first crew don't find the base, which is why it took until Apollo 17, 3 years after that, to finally locate and end the orbiting Nazi terror.

Remember the unsung heroes my friends!

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AlirozTheConfused Bibliophile. from Daz Huat! Since: May, 2010
Bibliophile.
#2: Dec 15th 2010 at 11:13:46 AM

Nah, the Moon videos were obviously faked... On Pluto!

But the Americans didn't want the Russians to feel so bad.

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ProfessorMetallica Hnnng from Texas Since: Jul, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Dagobitus Since: Aug, 2010
#4: Feb 15th 2011 at 4:53:28 PM

Hitler aimed his alien brain ray at USA. America is the only country which believes that the Moon landings are fake and professional wrestling is real.

TARDISES pirate girl Since: May, 2011
pirate girl
#5: Feb 26th 2011 at 9:43:46 AM

Unfortunately, the landings annoyed the natives, and a war broke out - fought where humans could not see. Hardly surprising considering boundaryhax was involved.

HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#6: Mar 1st 2011 at 5:51:05 PM

Naw, they were after Moon Man because his rent was overdue.

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