That's a HORRIBLE adaptation!:

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26 Pentigan7th Dec 2010 05:42:31 PM from Summerland , Relationship Status:
Fwomph
One man, a dark cave, and the constant threat of a Wumpas on his tail. Hunt the Wumpus, for the Wumpus hunts you...

The Gulf Oil Disaster: The Videogame, Musical and Novel
My hair is whippable.
^Tagline: Once you go black oil, you never go back. Oil. Come see your favorite characters from the famed documentary singing your favorite hits such as, "Oil! (Oh Well)", "I Can't Believe It's Not Stopping", and the smash hit, "The Seagulls Are Dying the Seagulls are Dying!"

Springtime for Hitler: The Animated Adaptation.

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28 queenofdarkness7th Dec 2010 05:54:46 PM from Watching you in ceiling.
Be green.
Hitler is a wuss in it and its poorly animated.

pokemon the 14th movie.
I am bad at picking things.
29 TyeDyeWildebeest7th Dec 2010 06:09:47 PM from Big Rock Candy Mountain , Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Because I'm Happy
Jake And Amir (2007-2015)

Todah, J&A. You had a great run. More than great, actually. It was borderline decent.
30 Quantumawsome7th Dec 2010 06:55:23 PM from Spacetime , Relationship Status: Non-Canon
By the power of geek!
Read the epic tale of an alien creature from a faraway world on a quest to change the world by means of jumping around a pyramid. Lots of profanity included!

Super Smash Bros: The Soap Opera
Look at me still talking when there's science to do
31 queenofdarkness7th Dec 2010 07:04:10 PM from Watching you in ceiling.
Be green.
waaaaay too much drama actors suck and they use cheap effects.

The sims the movie
I am bad at picking things.
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Does not feature any Sim-based cruelty whatsoever.

Final Fantasy III: The Erotic Puppet Show
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33 GameSpazzer8th Dec 2010 06:52:29 AM from Against! The! Wall!
asedshklsghlfkl
The whole thing consists of puppets maiming each others' genetailia with those massive swords. No, not penises. Swords.

Wand of Gamelon The Movie
MY SOUL IS DARK
BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian

Pokémon Alchemist

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Using the name of the notorious CD-i game, the movie is instead focused on Tingle. It is five hours long, and the plot consists entirely of him floating around Termina being creepy.

Death of a Salesman: On Ice
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35 queenofdarkness8th Dec 2010 02:26:11 PM from Watching you in ceiling.
Be green.
All it shows is a salesman dieing the end.

carebears movie
I am bad at picking things.
36 Pentigan8th Dec 2010 02:28:37 PM from Summerland , Relationship Status:
Fwomph
Unfortunately, there's already several of those.

Pi: The video game.
37 TyeDyeWildebeest8th Dec 2010 02:34:46 PM from Big Rock Candy Mountain , Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Because I'm Happy
The entire game consists of you typing out the entire number. If you miss a single digit, the game cuts to a plethora of nerds laughing hysterically at you and you'll have to start over.

Atop the Fourth Wall On Ice
Jake And Amir (2007-2015)

Todah, J&A. You had a great run. More than great, actually. It was borderline decent.
Defiler of Shops
"Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics FREEZE!" Linkara sums up bad comics, while imitating the characters with ICE SKATING! Quite boring, why pay for something the internet can give you free and less awkwardly? (There's the 90s kid and Dr. Insano and stuff, Linkara isn't alone.)

Bubble Bobble: The Adventure Game
Soul is ugly.
39 sabrina_diamond8th Dec 2010 11:00:24 PM from inside my own belly... , Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
"Welcome to Bubble Bobble, where you have to shoot the most bubbles in the most epically packed videogame of the year. Now complete with 3d effects and platform trailer [lol]"

RuneScape: The Opera!

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You are a Innocent Uke! Cute and sweet of all ukes! MY own profile is actually HERE!
40 GameSpazzer9th Dec 2010 08:57:50 AM from Against! The! Wall!
asedshklsghlfkl
Everyone runs around singing about EXP and getting gold.

Chatty Cathy The Movie.
MY SOUL IS DARK
BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian

Pokémon Alchemist

41 Pirka9th Dec 2010 10:39:48 AM from a tiny sub in your body , Relationship Status: Drift compatible
For every name that's been erased
Scott Pilgrim: The Musical

I'm actually writing this. GOD, I'm a nerd.

As for the Chatty Cathy movie, I can see them going one of two ways with it. They could make it a Creepy Doll thing similar to "Talky Tina" from The Twilight Zone, or they could play it straight and make it like My Pet Monster. Either way, it would likely be terrible.

In the same vein as the Super Mario Bros. Movie, a live-action Sonic the Hedgehog movie!
42 GameSpazzer9th Dec 2010 12:19:03 PM from Against! The! Wall!
asedshklsghlfkl
It's the 2006 version, Squicky kiss included, with the same voice actors sans DAN GREEN and Mike Pollock, and the loading times are added to the plot, and are called "super speed cuts."

A book titled: Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down.
MY SOUL IS DARK
BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian

Pokémon Alchemist

Not Literally Me
It's a story of the lives of brothers Simon and Matthew Weeble, in which everything that happens goes wrong, and they come close to a nervous breakdown, only to pull together at the last minute and improve their lives.

Warhammer40000: The Opera
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Youkai Serious
It's... exactly as hammy as the source material...

Schindler's List: Board Game Edition
They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's Life
45 GameSpazzer9th Dec 2010 02:14:57 PM from Against! The! Wall!
asedshklsghlfkl
You play on the Nazi side: Travel around the board and find Jewish children! Gas as may as you can for bonus points! The first one to catch and execute Schindler wins!

Monty Python on Saturday morning cartoons.
MY SOUL IS DARK
BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian

Pokémon Alchemist

46 Pentigan9th Dec 2010 04:52:30 PM from Summerland , Relationship Status:
Fwomph
Just remove a few of the dirtier skits and then animate the entire thing.

Monopoly, the movie musical.
47 Blurring9th Dec 2010 06:16:01 PM from an adjacent area right over there.
Because he is, that is why.
The touching story of a struggling couple starting their own real estate company. 15 minutes into the movie however, it changes to a minimalist set with them walking on a giant board carrying a dice. Finally they make it big and own all the hotels.

Minesweeper, the first person action shooter.

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To evade the enemy behind us, reverse the polarity of the wave motion gun to activate the weaponised exhaust.
48 TyeDyeWildebeest9th Dec 2010 07:28:06 PM from Big Rock Candy Mountain , Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Because I'm Happy
An FPS... without the S. Comb and defuse an entire mine field to ensure the safety of your commander, Sergeant Smiley Face.

Carrie: The RPG
Jake And Amir (2007-2015)

Todah, J&A. You had a great run. More than great, actually. It was borderline decent.
49 Kuiper9th Dec 2010 07:52:16 PM from over to the right.
[insert title here]
An RPG in the vein of Maid RPG, you play a group of potential highschool bachelors all vying for the heart of Carrie. Wait, what? You die at the end? What if you stop... You can't? There's absolutely no way to get the girls to stop the prank? Or to find out about the prank at all to stop it? Well, what if you... What? You get killed by Carrie for suggesting not going to the prom?

... Who writes this crap?

Portal: The novel
Hey! Read my fanfic: Here
50 GameSpazzer10th Dec 2010 07:09:37 AM from Against! The! Wall!
asedshklsghlfkl
For added realism, the book is full of holes cut into it, and you have to jump around pages in order to read the damn thing.

Camel Cigarettes, the book.
MY SOUL IS DARK
BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian

Pokémon Alchemist


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