KAKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.- nom* I love fried chicken..."BONK!"
So I became a pokemon that is really big and might be less dense than air....Well off to body slam innocents!
Well, at least I've got a nice hat.
"Wonder if Lexie's gonna be free after his shift today..."I think I should stay away from the likes of Gardevoir and Florges now...
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!(JumpScares TNP)
edited 20th Jul '15 5:40:04 AM by TroperNo9001
Rancis may look like a party on the outside, but he's all business on the inside. He has bright eyes and even brighter ideas...I CAN FLY! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
...Woah, okay, people get scared when I shout now. Got it.
edited 16th Jul '15 8:41:06 PM by Murataku
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.Look in the mirror and wonder why I look so emo.
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!Holy crap, I'm a magical girl!
..okay, maybe two magical girls. Is this what it feels to Screw Yourself?
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!I feel a tad bit underdressed. ...Does someone have a coat I can borrow?
It's been 3000 years…idk, guess imma try to kill the batman now...
Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.Aw, I'm so cute, and...why are people getting so scared? I'm just a Moe magical cat-thing and people are running away. :(
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!Beyond this being excruciatingly weird, I could get used to this. Pointy teeth are always the best.
Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!Well, now I feel all flat. ...Why is a fat guy in an orange jumpsuit trying to kill me?
It's been 3000 years…Oh my...
Time to go hunt some bats.
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!(to self) "...don't touch them....don't touch them....and especially don't touch that!!"
edited 19th Jul '15 4:45:30 PM by kablammin45
"Wonder if Lexie's gonna be free after his shift today..."Well I look adorable now...
"What makes a hero irredeemable?"How can I be five gay body builders at once?!
"We be we baby!"Being a quadruped would be weird enough. Being two ponies is giving me a headache and an existential crisis....
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer...
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No don't use the morph ball for that purpose
You're now a half-eldritch abomination lesbian ex-robot girl who happens to be rather promiscuous. RIP sanity.
edited 20th Jul '15 5:59:51 AM by engie
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.I R E Q U I R E S O M E C O N T E X T . . .
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!Seriously? A coat and some leggings? Please? Suddenly being a woman is awkward enough, but I don't want to be stared at by everyone that's not asexual, a straight woman, or a gay man.
It's been 3000 years…Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe.
Time to kill The Batman
"We be we baby!"
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming....Kid, if you even think of chucking that little ball at me there's gonna be trouble
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.