Cinema Snob thread of sexy voices.

Hell's bells. This makes Garbage Pail Kids look like... I don't know, something clean, pleasant and wholesome.

edited 30th Aug '12 9:28:23 AM by Vox

Yeah! I bet if NC ever saw this he'd have a new least favorite movie.

... I sat through it.

It's like... it starts out as grossness for the sake of comedy, but after the zit-eating, it descends into some kind of undecipherable madness. Grossness for grossness' sake.

As a result, it ends up being like a slow-motion trainwreck.

There's always a couple of tools in the comments who boast that they've seen "far worse".

@Wildcard Part of his unending hatred for Garbage Pail Kids is that it was meant for children, from what I could sit through in this one it looked like a Pink Flamingos rip-off but grosser.

I have to wonder, out of all the movies he's seen, which one do you think he hates the most? It's probably a tie between this, Night of Horror, Nukie and A Serbian Film.

I think there are very few movies he's done that he actually hates. But the one he hates most is probably either A Serbian Film, or whichever one has the most animals actually killed on screen.

For all we know, he may have mellowed on A Serbian Film. After all, at least it had a political point to make.

No, he was pretty adamant that the "political point" is a shitty excuse for being horrifyingly awful.

He says he likes, or at least finds entertainment value out of, most of the movies in the Snob episodes. There are definitely exceptions though, like I know he said he didn't like Friday the 13th Part 5 or the original Mother's Day. Not to mention the 'obvious crap' (Nukie/Night of Horror/Black Devil Doll)

edited 30th Aug '12 7:11:41 PM by BalrogKick

He also hated Las Vegas Bloodbath, and he prefers the remake of The Last House on the Left to the original (mostly for the consistent tone and lack of bumbling comic relief cops)

edited 30th Aug '12 7:13:18 PM by BatDan

Is it just me, or does Gross-Out seem like The Movie of one of The Angry Video Game Nerd's rants? Of the "I'd rather [insert series of insanely disgusting acts involving shit, piss and puke] than play this fucking game!" sort?

I was thinking more along the lines of Two Girls One Cup: The Movie.

I sometimes ponder how films like this end up being made, but then I remind myself that it's probably best not to think about it, no matter how "fascinating" a story it may be.

Sleepaway Camp IV

http://thecinemasnob.com/2012/09/08/sleepaway-camp-iv-the-survivor.aspx

The Beast

http://thecinemasnob.com/2012/09/13/the-beast-la-bête.aspx

Laughed pretty damn hard at some points in this one. Not sure why.

Wonder if he'll do Return to Sleepaway Camp.

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=94875

I wonder what Brad thinks of this.

Los Porno Sin Son

Holy shit, that first shot of Bart in the review would make perfect Creepypasta fodder.

I came close to vomiting at points.

That was the most uncomfortable thing I've seen since... well, no, that's the most uncomfortable thing I've ever seen.

That modern Simpsons porno wishes it was this unsettling.

And look, somebody actually dug up the cover art.◊

... wat da fuq

Oh good God! Thank you, Lord Crayak! I may never sleep again!