Cinema Snob thread of sexy voices.

We didn't have a seperate thread for Brad Jones; the snob of cinema, the Ted of Kung-Tai, the taster of beverages, the man who put the Krystal in the Pepsi.

I had to make this thread now, becuase I'm just watching what appears to be the most hilarious Brad Tries to date; Thnaksgiving Soda pack.

Don't forget 80s Guys!

Snob: "You're not real!"

80s Guys: (in a desperate tone) "I'm real! ...Right?"

Snob: "Well, that was disturbing."

80's dan did make an apppearance, in the New Coke episode. Apparently he appears when someone opens a bottle of New Coke, and exists in the same space-time flux as 90's kid.

Brad Tries is becoming a bit of a focus on the site, which is bit of a shame, because Brad is first and foremost snob du cine. Still, there's room for it all.

I haven't really gotten into Big Box and Softly From the Cable.

edited 27th Sep '11 2:41:07 AM by JethroQWalrustitty

Don't forget the talking penis.

I find Big Box fairly entertaining, but what originally got me into the Cinema Snob was The Bruno Mattei Show, seems like that particular well of Italisploitation is all but dried up, though.

I just like his regular reviews.

Although Death Bed kind of made me wary of sleeping that night...

The recent Caligula and Dolemite reviews are my favourites of his work. I've also seen the Ricky-Oh review more than once, because it's awesome.

I want the Cinema Snob to review Vase de Noces.

edited 29th Nov '10 8:12:37 PM by fazander93

Personally, i want to see a Black Gestapo review.

Violent Shit 2

Yes, it's violent, and it's shit, too.

Bleh, it's just as bad as the first one. Well, at least we can look forward to Zombie 7.

Anyway, I freakin' love his review of Chatterbox. I especially love the beginning, when he just realizes what the movie's about and his jaw practically hits the floor. That is the look of a man who's spent the last 3 years reviewing snuff, porn, and exploitation, but can still be caught off guard. The fact that it's a comedy of all things just makes me think that he's still hasn't reached the bottom of the barrel.

Brad Tries Holiday Spice

Guest-starring damn near everyone!

Say it with me

GARBAGE DAY

Eric Freeman is a hero.

^Saver of humens?

Way : "Vase de Noces" would be great for the Snob... I think he'd like it. It's a pretty hilarious(ly disturbing) film.

There is another one

Was it just me, or did the protagonist in Pussy Talk look like Christina Hendricks?

You know what the worst part is?

There's a Sequel: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0146119/

I do so love the Cinema Snob, but I dislike the movies he reviews, so I never get to enjoy him for much. :(

Wait, doesn't that mean that you should LIKE his stuff?

Well, basically, I end up zoning out of his reviews.

I like that the ending actually showed him being a real snob. "It's foreigny-er" Most of the time he just comes across as anybody who watched these films that wasn't Brad.

The Snob does an Abel Ferarra film.

80's Dan's own show

Somewhat unbearable to watcch in long doses, but I think that's intentional.