We are all immortal.:

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Run.
However, the world government erases everyones memories and installs false ones, so that we all think that we know people that died. The reality? Those people either never existed, or they were relocated and given extensive plastic surgery, and don't remember you at all.
I live in my own little world. Anything resembling reality is merely coincidental.
2 whataboutme1st Dec 2010 12:59:51 PM from strange land, far away.
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Wait, there's a world government?! Damn, that should be a new thread on its own!
Please don't feed the trolls!
3 ImipolexG3rd Dec 2010 09:25:38 AM from all our yesterdays
frozen in time
The world was created ten minutes ago, but we were given false memories to think it's been here longer.
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4 Brickman9th Dec 2010 10:50:10 AM from wherever adventure takes me , Relationship Status: My own grandpa
Gentleman Adventurer!
Why would they bother to do all that when we're already in the matrix?
Your funny quote here! (Maybe)
No that's impossible, because I'm dead.
6 whataboutme4th Jan 2011 12:44:58 AM from strange land, far away.
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[up]Hey, what's the afterlife like? You still got Internet there, huh.
Please don't feed the trolls!
It's windy.
8 whataboutme5th Jan 2011 09:15:53 AM from strange land, far away.
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Well, at least you can't get a chill. I thought there would be more to it though.
Please don't feed the trolls!
9 ProfessorMetallica12th Jan 2011 09:30:38 AM from The nth dimension! , Relationship Status: Married to my murderer
I design worlds. Or, I hope to.
So how do you explain the soothing light at the end of the tunnel?

Inb4 A freight train comin' your way

edited 12th Jan '11 9:30:50 AM by ProfessorMetallica

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The clouds get a little boring.
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Aww. I was hoping for a thread about quantum immortality...

(That would be the idea that, if there is a multiverse with infinite universes, your own consciousness will be shared across parallel universes, every time you've been in a life threatening situation, some universes have diverged with your death, others go on with "you" none the wiser.)
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12 llamasrnice21st Feb 2011 08:58:32 PM from Maitland, NSW, Australia
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I agree with the quantum immortaliy theory.
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13 Sakan4k28th Feb 2011 04:50:07 PM from The Other Rainforest
Everyone goes into a state of constant deja-vu that lasts for a few weeks, 'dies,' gets reincarnated into the same person as a baby and relives the same life over and over-like Nietzsche's eternal recurrence.

This is why you should never do drugs.
If we are all immortal, that would make me My Immortal!!
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....And that's because we're robots!!!!!
Everything is a lie.
16 BigRedTroper8th Dec 2013 11:59:38 AM from your most happiest imagination
MASTER OF BIG RED
What if we were already reincarnated and we just forgot? Maybe whenever we think we die, we are really being hit by a beam of energy from a government weapon, used to teleport your mind into a newborn baby. And it will infinitely go on, until the end of the universe, then you will be reincarnated into the beginning of the universe, then on and on until you are back in your original self! I bet the only way not to be reincarnated is to travel into space and get yourself killed away from the government weapon's range, like flying into a black hole or taking off your helmet outside.
BIG RED 4 LIFE
My cult has known about all of this for, like, 6,000 years.
Empress of Bones
That quantum immortality thing is a freaky idea. Think of every life-threatening situation you've been in, and imagine a corresponding universe where it killed you...

If true, then I've:

Died at birth due to a complication I survived in this universe.

Died in an ATV accident.

Committed suicide, possibly more than once if contemplation counts.

Busted my brains falling down stairs crashing into a concrete floor.

Been run over and trampled into the ground by a horse.
19 BioSafety1st Sep 2014 12:17:09 PM from The Ethereal Mists
Darkness
Not to mention all the universes where you were in life-threatening situations that never happened in this universe...
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20 astrokitty25th Mar 2015 06:50:41 AM from Cloud City , Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
I'm harmless! ...Maybe.
So if there are alternate universes...I would be getting awesome grades right now?! Darn you, AU me!

...of course, a ton of other problems could be happening in those universes.
In case of a zombie apocalypse, I'll be tending to my lawn.
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