The sky grows dim.
Kori Dómtlandsson
Suddenly, five demons come up and start to rape and torture you.
"Meet 18th century English gentlewoman Kimiko Achmadsdottir and her brother-in-law Wladyslaw bin Vivianus." - annebeeche
Defiler of Shops
Umm guys, I think he meant it to go like Testosterone Poisoning.
Soul is ugly.
Nope.
They bring out "The Violator". Suddenly, you're saved! By Pyramid Head...
edited 15th Apr '10 5:53:34 PM by rumetzen
^^I imagined one of the demons saying that, lol.
edited 15th Apr '10 5:53:06 PM by Zizoz
Almost hobo
Pyramid Head shows you your love interest, locked in a cell with infinite individuals, who proceed to...do things to her/him. You can see it, hear it and smell it, even though you try not to. PH explains that the only way to make it stop is to watch it long enough that your mind breaks down.
After listening to the dicks, pussies and assholes monologue in Team America, I could think about one thing only: "You are what you eat."
You realize you find this incredibly arousing.
Planescape Hijack
When you wonder why this is happening, you discover it's because Jack Chick was right.
Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
Ok, that just crossed the line.
You are reading It
Accept the madness
and then a gorrila comes and beats you up!
Almost hobo
You realize you find this incredibly arousing. Took that from a nightmare I had. Very much not arousing.
The gorilla does it while quoting My Imortal.
After listening to the dicks, pussies and assholes monologue in Team America, I could think about one thing only: "You are what you eat."
It speaks in a thousand screeching, grating voices.
Almost hobo
And then comes Edward Cullen to "save" you.
After listening to the dicks, pussies and assholes monologue in Team America, I could think about one thing only: "You are what you eat."
Defiler of Shops
Then Edgar Allen Poe invites you to a masquerade you are forced to go to.
Soul is ugly.
Almost hobo
Suddenly, you are hit on the head by a tennis ball.
After listening to the dicks, pussies and assholes monologue in Team America, I could think about one thing only: "You are what you eat."
You look up, and see a man being raped by demons.
Clutch pedal = sidestep
You soon realize that You Are The Demons. Yes, more than one at once.
edited 15th Apr '10 6:40:16 PM by Barcode711
Worshipper of Ahura Mazda, as proclaimed by Zoroadster http://twitter.com/bpglobalpr
Where's mai catnip!?
Then Freud walks up to you and tells you that this is all part of your subconscious desire to dominate your mother.
Giant Robo Kaiju Lolcat Kitties With Lazor Beams Attached To Their Frickin' Heads Smiting Infidel Cities. Your day is now Awesome.
Crusty Nostrils
...and becomes your mother.
my avatar ruined it
edited 19th Apr '10 10:36:40 AM by SilverBlack
Your mother then proceeds to dominate you.
PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY
And then she eats her own skin and melts into a puddle, while her eyes still glare at you from the slop.
I've got new mythological machinery, and very handsome supernatural scenery. Goodfae: a mafia web serial
Then a fiery pit opens to hell right beneath your feet! You start falling...
edited 21st Apr '10 4:44:31 AM by stevebat
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
The Plum and Only
on to a mile-long flaming penis!
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
resident moonatic
Which has More Teeth than the Osmond Family.
You're looking for this person.
Someone posts a situation, then we all make it progressively scarier and more disturbing until someone freaks out and posts a new one.
For example, if I wrote "I am writing a fan fic.", the next person might say "You hear something moving from inside your closet.
So....
We are playing tennis.