see you, space cowboy.
Puma is into furry porn.
Oh god I'm so sorry.
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Well you're not wrong...
edited 25th Oct '16 6:58:16 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
The Tranquil Knight
Bacon is into stuff even weirder than furry porn.
Don't step on the flowers.
Plot Twist: Tranquilis isn't even into dragons! NO! He's into Swords!
Revaryk is actually the long-lost third Squid Sister.
edited 25th Oct '16 7:26:03 AM by DrNoPuma
Will somebody PLEASE cue that boid?
Jaded Techie Fox
Dr No Puma is actually... a dog.
The Absolute Madman
Believe it or not, DA is actually my current avatar pic.
Nega King Kix is Mr Rogers, and once had a rap battle against Mr T!
The Tranquil Knight
Random has eaten nothing but purple GoGurt for ten years. Purp his Gurp without a shirt my dudes.
Tranquilis is actually some eldritch amalgam of all the Towergirls princesses.
see you, space cowboy.
Puma is slowly scheming to steal DPIII away from Tranq.
Bacon knows that, and is planning to steal Dragon Princess One!
Champion of Io!
For his own reasons, Random wants this to happen.
Blizzardeye is planning to keep this joke running forever.
At one point it had been Dr Two Puma, but both escaped, joining the corporate world. The overwhelming sadness and despair was one the Dr never wished to endure again, thus changing the name to Dr No Puma.
Don't step on the flowers.
Booster Cold is actually a sadist, not a masochist.
Jaded Techie Fox
Revaryk, on the other hand, is both a sadist and a masochist.
Tief girl with eartude
There is a shocking and dramatic reason why DA's favourite Disney princess has changed since childhood.
Bisected's Peridot avatar has a secret: If you stare long enough at it, her hand will come through the screen and boop your nose.
Puma is an actual Puma, with a medical license! He can never let humanity know his secret.
The Tranquil Knight
The 413 in Random's username does have a meaning. Once he's written exactly 413 works, he'll implode due to fulfilling his true purpose in life.
The Absolute Madman
The reason why Tranquilis loves Towergirls so much? He's actually married to dragon princess!
NKK is the Grim Reaper.AHI 3000 is actually a newer version of HAL 9000.
edited 26th Oct '16 11:06:08 AM by DrNoPuma
Will somebody PLEASE cue that boid?
Champion of Io!
DrNoPuma is in cahoots with Nega King Kix's and God's plan- he's just trying to change the subject to ward off suspicion. It's kinda a secret mission.
edited 26th Oct '16 2:05:40 PM by BlizzardeyeWonder
Oh look, a ghost!
edited 25th Oct '16 7:00:09 AM by DrNoPuma
Will somebody PLEASE cue that boid?