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Misquoting Historical Figures for Fun and Profit, Mostly Fun:

 101 inane 242, Thu, 28th Apr '11 9:03:49 PM from A B-Movie Bildungsroman
Anwalt der Verdammten
Reading? Fuck that shit. - Thomas Jefferson

I can't do that. - Teddy Roosevelt
 102 captainbrass 2, Fri, 29th Apr '11 1:34:55 AM from the United Kingdom
You know, all I really want is a quiet life. I've had enough of all the over-the-top drama! Andrew Jackson

"Well, it's a lifestyle"
 103 Mark Von Lewis, Fri, 29th Apr '11 1:37:22 AM from Somewhere in Time Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
KCCO
"all I wanted was a hug..." Adolph Hitler
Val-halla at your boy, yo.
 104 Matrix, Fri, 29th Apr '11 1:42:49 AM from The Matrix, Canada Relationship Status: Less than three
 105 Ironeye, Fri, 29th Apr '11 1:54:41 AM from SoCal Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
Cutmaster-san
"Regimes may fall and fail, but I do not. I can keep it up all night, baby!"—-Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord

I feel dirty now.
I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
 106 Haven, Fri, 29th Apr '11 1:56:46 AM from Radiance
Planescape Hijack
"So Plato, what was your blind date like?"
"Her form was hardly ideal."


"Tell Parable I always loved him." —Abraham Lincoln, last words


When I speak of poor Norrys they accuse me of a hideous thing, but they must know that I did not do it. They must know it was the rats; the slithering, scurrying rats whose scampering will never let me sleep; the daemon rats that race behind the padding in this room and beckon me down to greater horrors than I have ever known; the rats they can never hear; the rats, the rats in the walls.H.P. Lovecraft

edited 29th Apr '11 1:57:20 AM by Haven

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
 107 ABNDT, Fri, 29th Apr '11 3:04:43 AM from where you're not looking
You can't kill a stone....
"...and the man says, 'The Aristocrats!'" -Voltaire

"Madam, I may be drunk, but you are ugly. I'd still do you, though." -Winston Churchill

"So this girl tells me I'd look better with facial hair, and then it hits me: Fu Manchu!" -Abraham Lincoln
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
 108 Kinkajou, Fri, 29th Apr '11 3:17:59 AM from you're not your
We Do Not Sow
"Shit in a silk stocking!" - Napoleon, on Poop Socking
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
 109 Karalora, Fri, 29th Apr '11 6:48:48 AM from San Fernando Valley, CA Relationship Status: In another castle
Manliest Person on Skype
"God does not play dice with the Universe. He plays roulette. Fuck you, it's an extended metaphor! What, the brainy guy isn't allowed to use extended metaphors?" —Albert Einstein
Ironeye, you stole the quote that I was going to bastardize :'(

"Regimes may fall and fail, but disco will never die." -Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord.

Bibliophile.
"Regimes may rise and fall, but my schemes can decide the destinies of entire nations, nay, entire continents, without me even leaving my sleeping bag. I'd use the tub, but Marat won't get out." ~Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord
  1. Never be without a Hat!

Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours.

My Pm box is open.
 112 captainbrass 2, Fri, 29th Apr '11 10:17:10 AM from the United Kingdom
"You know, it's really unfair, I'm a famous historical person, I was a French revolutionary leader, I was Napoleon's foreign minister, I did it all with one leg, and what does it get me? Just a bunch of smartarses with too much time on their hands making up quotes I never said on the Internet. BAAAAWWWWW!" Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord

edited 29th Apr '11 10:17:52 AM by captainbrass2

"Well, it's a lifestyle"
 113 Madrugada, Fri, 29th Apr '11 10:40:59 AM Relationship Status: In season
Zzzzzzzzzz
"Regimes may rise and fall, but yo-yos do too, y'know." ~Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord
...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
 114 pagad, Fri, 29th Apr '11 10:49:29 AM from perfidious Albion Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Sneering Imperialist
"War is merely the continuation of politics by fucking the other guy's shit up." - Carl von Clausewitz

"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Genesis 1:1
Typhoid and swans - it all comes from the same place.
 115 captainbrass 2, Fri, 29th Apr '11 11:29:31 AM from the United Kingdom
"In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. But It's Popular, Now It Sucks." Book of Genesis.

edited 29th Apr '11 11:30:07 AM by captainbrass2

"Well, it's a lifestyle"
Drop-Dead Cynical
"If you see God first, tell him shit got worse." -Jesus

 117 Tachi, Fri, 29th Apr '11 2:17:55 PM from the Shadows
Spoiler Alert
'HEIL DER FÜHLER!' - H.P Lovecraft.
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango?
In Riastrad
  • And Moses said "Dude, holy shit. You're a fucking BUSH on fucking FIRE." And the LORD said "Shut up, or I'll pop a sacred cap in your ass."

  • Ass on the flo'! -Ben Franklin

  • Get excited! Do shit! -Extremely common British Motivational Poster (which was probably the Trope Maker)

  • Speak softly, and- oh, who am I kidding? Nothing's cooler than a Pre-Mortem One-Liner. - Teddy Roosevelt

  • All men have right to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Really Incredible Cocaine. -U.S. Constitution

edited 29th Apr '11 2:45:15 PM by Diamonnes

My name is Cu Chulainn.
Beside the raging sea I am left to moan.
Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.

 119 ABNDT, Fri, 29th Apr '11 2:42:56 PM from where you're not looking
You can't kill a stone....
"Whoever slaps you on the right cheek, sit on his head." -Jesus
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
 120 Tuefel Hunden IV, Fri, 29th Apr '11 3:04:10 PM from Wandering. Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Watchmen of the Apocalypse
Yell loudly and carry a foam bat -Teddy Roosevelt
"Who watches the watchmen?"
 121 Ironeye, Fri, 29th Apr '11 7:09:02 PM from SoCal Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
Cutmaster-san
Old minds are like old horses; only worth what the glue factory will pay for them. —John Adams
I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
 122 Tuefel Hunden IV, Fri, 29th Apr '11 7:35:08 PM from Wandering. Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Watchmen of the Apocalypse
Nice Ironeye.
"Who watches the watchmen?"
 123 Kinkajou, Fri, 29th Apr '11 8:38:50 PM from you're not your
We Do Not Sow
"A crown is a hat that lets the rain in. Too bad it's not useful out in the field." Frederick The Great
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
"God is dead. He's gone! But he's right there on my back, and here in my heart! He lives on as a part of me!" - Friedrich Nietzsche
संसार
 125 Loid, Sat, 7th May '11 5:25:47 PM from Eastern Standard Time
"Shaving is the opiate of the masses" - Karl Marx
"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom
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