Misquoting Historical Figures for Fun and Profit, Mostly Fun:

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1 MarkVonLewis5th Oct 2010 10:43:38 PM from Somewhere in Time , Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
KCCO
Disclaimer: topic only for fun. If offended by any of these misquotes, I apologize in advance. No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited.

  • "OMG, guys they are opening a new mall in town! So excited!" - Che Guevara

  • "Leroy, hold my 40; I have to bust a cap in these fools." - Abe Lincoln

  • "Is Gandhi gonna have to choke a bitch?" - Gandhi

Now, fellow tropers, your turn!

edited 5th Oct '10 10:43:56 PM by MarkVonLewis

"Skeggǫld, Skálmǫld, Skildir ro Klofnir,"
"Skeet Skeet Skeet!" ~ Edgar Allen Poe
3 GameChainsaw6th Oct 2010 06:27:38 AM from sunshine and rainbows!
The Shadows Devour You.
"This is not the end of the beginning, merely, the beginning of the end." Winston Churchill

(Depressed silence.)

"OH GOD, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" Citizen.
Steven Lives
Keep calm and FREAK THE BLOODY HELL OUT - WWII British motivational poster
G'day
"Veni." -Julius Ceaser, 47 BC, commenting on the war with Pharnaces II of Pontus.
Shouldn't this be on Forum Games?

Also

'The death of one is a tragedy, the death of a million is a million tragedies. It's math, it's simple really!' - Josef Stalin, member of the Russian Dental Hygiene Commitee
7 ImipolexG6th Oct 2010 09:56:22 AM from all our yesterdays
frozen in time
"Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what your country can do for you." - John F. Kennedy, prior to being murdered by Walt Disney.
no one will notice that I changed this
"Today, the proudest boast is 'I CAN HAZ DONUT!'" - John Fitzgerald Kennedy
"I pretend to be sane." - Devil Psyco
"[up] You know that you don't have to post in character all the time." - ''Tropers/Rand
"Ich bin...Jesus Christ, can't I just say this in English?" - John Fitzgerald Kennedy, TV actor
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"I have a Dreamcast!" —Martin Luther, King.
11 BobbyG6th Oct 2010 10:08:10 AM from the Silvery Tay
vigilantly taxonomish
"I am a man, more sinn'd against than sinning, but God does not save those who are only imaginary sinners. Be a sinner, and let your sins be strong, but let your trust in Christ be stronger, and rejoice in Christ who is the victor over sin, death, and the world." - Martin Luther, King
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Thanks for making the exact same joke I just made.
13 BobbyG6th Oct 2010 10:11:25 AM from the Silvery Tay
14 MarkVonLewis6th Oct 2010 12:29:34 PM from Somewhere in Time , Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
KCCO
" YEAAAAH! OKAAAAAAAAAY!" - Joseph Stalin
"Skeggǫld, Skálmǫld, Skildir ro Klofnir,"
15 Flanker666th Oct 2010 01:03:18 PM from 30,000 feet and climbing , Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Blake be Praised
"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." — Sun Tzu
Locking you up on radar since '09

Time is everything; 5 minutes make the difference between victory & defeat. — Horatio Nelson
16 krrackknut6th Oct 2010 04:33:40 PM from The empty Aether.
Not here, look elsewhere
"Man who miss air-conditioner payments lose his cool." - Confucius.

"Don't worry, men. They couldn't possibly hit an elephant at this dist-" - John Sedgwick, on Confederate marksmanship.
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
17 Scholastica6th Oct 2010 04:36:33 PM from The Golden State
Many Faces
"What is war good for? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!" - Robert E. Lee
The flowershop gig wasn't enough to pay for my videogames.
18 Myrmidon6th Oct 2010 04:48:06 PM from In Antartica
The Ant King
Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money-Siddhartha Gautauma
Kill all math nerds
"I fuckin' hate it when people quote meeeeeAAAARRRGH!" - Ralph Waldo Emerson.
"Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage." — Arthur Schopenhauer
I will keep my soul in a place out of sight,
Far off, where the pulse of it is not heard.
21 Myrmidon6th Oct 2010 05:00:22 PM from In Antartica
The Ant King
Kill all math nerds
Huh. I'd totally forgotten about that.

Any suspiciously angsty lyrics would have worked, but now the originality's gone. I'll need to think of something else.
I will keep my soul in a place out of sight,
Far off, where the pulse of it is not heard.
23 Myrmidon6th Oct 2010 05:04:02 PM from In Antartica
The Ant King
That line might have been funny if B.F. Skinner was the attributed source.
Kill all math nerds
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow: "You do kill a lot of chicks."

Edgar Allan Poe: "My personal life is not the point here."
I will keep my soul in a place out of sight,
Far off, where the pulse of it is not heard.
"You mean to tell me that the success of the economic program and my re-election hinges on me fucking James Bond?" - Bill Clinton

edited 6th Oct '10 5:27:54 PM by EnglishIvy


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