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Demetrios Making Unicorns Cool Again Since 2010 from Des Plaines, Illinois (unfortunately) Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
Making Unicorns Cool Again Since 2010
#9776: Jul 28th 2014 at 8:01:33 AM

Now that's funny. [lol]

Princess Aurora is underrated, pass it on.
Clarste One Winged Egret Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
One Winged Egret
#9777: Jul 28th 2014 at 10:32:25 PM

Looking at the schedule for Randall's book tour, I noticed that one of the places he's visiting is like two blocks from my house. I guess I don't have much excuse not to go... except it's sold out already. Welp, there you go.

What exactly would he talk about anyway?

edited 28th Jul '14 10:32:40 PM by Clarste

ShadowHog from Earth Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
#9779: Jul 29th 2014 at 9:35:05 PM

Might I sugest agin, a skul-gun for my head. Yesterday in Batery Park, some scum we all know pushes smack for NSF gets jumpy and draws. I take 2 .22's, 1 in flesh, 1 in augs, befor I can get out that dam asalt gun.

If I could kil just by thought, it would be beter. Is it my job to be a human target-practis backstop?

Gunther Hermann

Moon
Fighteer Lost in Space from The Time Vortex (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Lost in Space
#9780: Jul 30th 2014 at 6:34:55 AM

[up] Are you quoting someone? The pain.

The joke in today's strip is good old fashioned homonym confusion: "canon" vs. "cannon".

If I say I have "headcanon", that means I've got my own personal ideas about the plot or continuity of a work that I prefer over the official version. If I say I have a "headcannon", that means I've got a large gun in or on my skull.

edited 30th Jul '14 6:54:51 AM by Fighteer

"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
KylerThatch literary masochist Since: Jan, 2001
literary masochist
#9781: Jul 30th 2014 at 6:49:36 AM

Theoretically speaking, wouldn't the recoil be enough to snap your neck?

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
Fighteer Lost in Space from The Time Vortex (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Lost in Space
#9782: Jul 30th 2014 at 6:53:51 AM

Depends on the size of the gun, I guess. An actual, old school, smoothbore cannon wouldn't fit on a person's head, rather obviously, so it would have to be smaller.

edited 30th Jul '14 6:54:28 AM by Fighteer

"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
Nohbody "In distress", my ass. from Somewhere in Dixie Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Mu
"In distress", my ass.
#9783: Jul 30th 2014 at 6:54:29 AM

^^ Possibly, but judging from the arc I'd say there wasn't all that much force applied to the projectile in the first place.

edited 30th Jul '14 6:54:42 AM by Nohbody

All your safe space are belong to Trump
demarquis Who Am I? from Hell, USA Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
Who Am I?
#9784: Jul 30th 2014 at 7:24:58 AM

Looked like mostly explosive damage.

"We learn from history that we do not learn from history."
GGCrono The Torterra Moves! from Lehigh Acres, FL Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
The Torterra Moves!
#9785: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:21:57 AM

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1132-j

https://angelskingsandweirdos.com ''Where imagination takes wing... and then gets sucked into a jet turbine."
ShadowHog from Earth Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
#9786: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:02:00 PM

Are you quoting someone? The pain.
See pothole at end of post.

(...Also this)

edited 30th Jul '14 9:02:55 PM by ShadowHog

Moon
Rem Since: Aug, 2012 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#9787: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:24:50 PM

The fact that the alt text isn't a Diamond Age reference is pretty disappointing.

Fire, air, water, earth...legend has it that when these four elements are gathered, they will form the fifth element...boron.
Noaqiyeum Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they) from the gentle and welcoming dark (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
ShadowHog from Earth Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Ninety Absolutely no relation to NLK from Land of Quakes and Hills Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: In Spades with myself
Absolutely no relation to NLK
#9790: Jul 31st 2014 at 12:49:21 PM

[up][up] That must be the fourth or fifth iteration of it I've heard.

Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.
petersohn from Earth, Solar System (Long Runner) Relationship Status: Hiding
#9791: Aug 1st 2014 at 12:24:07 AM

[up][up]Wait a minute. It answered how to deliver a physical object on that distance. But the question was delivering a hand-written letter, not any physical object. So why don't you just scan it and send it via e-mail?

The universe is under no obligation to make sense to us.
tparadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
#9792: Aug 1st 2014 at 1:29:52 AM

Because if you allow digital transmission, the answer is "the blink of an eye", and kind of boring.

Fresh-eyed movie blog
petersohn from Earth, Solar System (Long Runner) Relationship Status: Hiding
#9793: Aug 1st 2014 at 4:46:52 AM

Then why mention walking at all? There are some other What If-s that describe something in detail, then in the end mention that it would be better if you <easy solution>.

The universe is under no obligation to make sense to us.
Fighteer Lost in Space from The Time Vortex (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Demetrios Making Unicorns Cool Again Since 2010 from Des Plaines, Illinois (unfortunately) Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
Making Unicorns Cool Again Since 2010
Ninety Absolutely no relation to NLK from Land of Quakes and Hills Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: In Spades with myself
Absolutely no relation to NLK
#9796: Aug 3rd 2014 at 10:27:25 PM

Pffft.

Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.
KylerThatch literary masochist Since: Jan, 2001
literary masochist
#9797: Aug 4th 2014 at 7:26:32 AM

So... the Chewbacca Defense?

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
Demetrios Making Unicorns Cool Again Since 2010 from Des Plaines, Illinois (unfortunately) Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
Making Unicorns Cool Again Since 2010
#9798: Aug 4th 2014 at 8:42:46 AM

By using the wooiee's legendary anger. tongue

Princess Aurora is underrated, pass it on.
Cidolfas El Cid from Toronto Since: Jan, 2001
El Cid
#9799: Aug 4th 2014 at 11:00:17 AM

Laughing out loud with this one, that's rare. 8-)

demarquis Who Am I? from Hell, USA Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
Who Am I?
#9800: Aug 4th 2014 at 11:29:57 AM

Heh. You think we professors dont plan ahead? Boobytraps!

"We learn from history that we do not learn from history."

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