Naruto

Generations of ninjas journey into the depths of the Forest of Death to seek his counsel, bearing back nuggets of wisdom such as "Fuck off," "You realize I live out here so I don't have to deal with people like you, right?" and "You need legs to walk back and a mouth to tell people to leave me the fuck alone, I mean it. Everything else is negotiable. The sooner you turn around, the less you lose."

I love that last line. Is that a quote, or an original that I'll now steal?

Generations of Ninjas? Either Shino's really, really old or the rest of Konoha's going through a series of baby booms to provide troops for the fifth ninja world war.

Kids with parents his age, then kids with grandparents his age. Two generations, and that's if he doesn't learn any arthropodal secrets of longevity.

Original line, please steal.

Aaaaaand sigged. Sadly, it's too long a line to give the full quote.

When Rik says something awesome and its too long to sig the entire thing, I just link back to the original post. Though admittedly the shortened form still works.

It was at this point that I followed the link in your sig.

Unfortunately, there's no easy way to cite this and actually have it in my sig. Signatures are too short here. If only we had a friendly mod who could put in a suggestion to bump them up to 200 characters. I mean what is this, Twitter?

edited 17th Oct '13 12:14:51 AM by wanderlustwarrior

-cheesy what if scenarios being shoved into his head-

Obito: Why the fuck am I seeing this?

Best part of the chapter.

edited 17th Oct '13 1:27:48 AM by MadSkillz

He's seeing it because he can still be redeemed with the hidden grain of goodness in his windhole.

He's seeing this because Madara activated the Godtree flower thing already. Of course, being the readers, we get to see multiple viewpoints, so what we're really seeing is an amalgamation of some of the wishes.

(Of course, what we were originally seeing was Sasuke's Izanami induced coma, Itachi got him good during the Kabuto fight. So this is actually a two layer deep genjutsu illusion.)

edited 17th Oct '13 1:53:55 AM by dnc

its because Kakashi is thinking of all that cheesy stuff,and stealing Obs's sharingan signal,hence Obs is lagging more than usual.

As if the Sharingan could have bandwidth issues, Kakashi's just messing with Obito's user settings.

Where is Madara?

Why is Hamburger considering Sai apart of the Konoha 12 while Neji's just undergoing rigor mortis....

Why is anyone pretending that Sakura is doing anything?

Aren't we all expecting this series to end with Naruto and Sasuke going at it? Vertically, horizontally, on the ceiling. It's the only way to end this nonsense.

What do you think's already happening inside that Susano'o armour where nobody can see?

Some manly bonding?

Madara is trying to impale Hashi with his black rod at the moment.

That's one way of putting it...

oh yeah, the newest episode was pushed back for reasons unknown to me and here I was all ready to recap it early....

The bit where Madara says that the Kage are probably not okay should be within five episodes, right? That should be good.

Look on the bright side: Saturday's Neji Vs. Hinata.

Oh I like Hinata well enough, I just find it to be a really stupid contrived ship that gets heavily romanticized.

edited 17th Oct '13 9:41:23 AM by Lionheart0

I've always wondered just what the canon basis for the Sasu/Hina pairing came from. Sasuke and Hinata have never interacted. Not even once. Heck, I don't think Sasuke is aware Hinata exists. And I don't think he'd care if she did.

Does anybody seriously ships them?

It's a Crack Pairing. Apparently the appeal is that Sasuke hated girls like Sakura and Ino so people reasoned that someone like Hinata must be his type. Little did they know that he went from being Revenge Sexual to Itachi Sexual.

It is one of the most popular pairings in FF.net. There's a lot of fanart for it, too. When you see someone link to a Sasu/Hina pic here as a joke? There wouldn't be zillions of those if they were only a joke, would there?

Ironically, methinks Sasuke would hate Hinata too. If only because she has the willpower of rice paper.

edited 17th Oct '13 10:10:56 AM by IAmNotCreativeEnough