Interviewer: Thank you for applying for a job at our store. Do you have any special skills?
Applicant 1: I learned to calculate on the abacus with great skill at 5!
Interviewer: Hmm, very interesting. You?
Applicant 2: People always say I have great people skills!
Interviewer: Interesting. And you on the left?
Tesshou: Iwashiro Tetsushou-kun. And I have a... PERFECT SENSE OF HEARING!
Everybody in the room: ...