This also applies to the Self-Deprecation that users like to mock, claiming that somebody on Tumblr is bound to get offended by anything.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Um, what the hell are you talking about, you fucking asshole? Roses and violets can be any fucking color they want, and who are you to judge them? Maybe they don’t even identify as roses and violets and you’re just making this decision based on their appearance. Wow, go fuck yourself, you bigoted asshole.