Narm: The Gratuitous English on the Fan's conversation with his underlings is so laughably bad that the fan subs had to correct it.
No Export for You: Hmm. Eroge are rarely licensed without the David Bowdler treatment, and those that are usually don't have any plot. Lyrical Nanoha has had disappointing sales figures in the Anglosphere, and no press materials have even mentioned what it spun off from. The OVA can't be licensed on its own because it's a continuation, not an adaptation—fansubbers knew this, and had tons of screen notes detailing who everyone was and what the viewers who hadn't played the game were missing. Is it even possible to get this licensed?