* AwesomenessWithdrawal: It's quite short -- the Man Without A Body DramaticReading is only eleven minutes long -- but you'll ''never'' want it to end.
* BileFascination: [[SoBadItsGood Of course, the "bile" is all intentional - and overblown to such ludicrous extents it'll hook you (hence the "fascination" part)]].
* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: Pretty much ever scene in this work is bizarre, out of nowhere, and never mentioned again, but it ''especially'' goes to Chapters 8 and 9, which talk about presidents being watched over by Severus Snapplebottom (who is a giant hand) and a hat that flies about turning everything to chocolate respectively, and not Harry.
* CanonDefilement: One must wonder if the point was to make a fanfic ''even less true'' to ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' canon than ''Fanfic/MyImmortal''.
* CrazyAwesome: All the characters more or less. The story itself also counts, being SoCoolItsAwesome despite possessing no discernible plot.
* CrossesTheLineTwice
-->He encased the entire meteor in a wreath of holy fuckfire and flew through Mercury, killing the fuck out of it. Then he sent Mercury's carcass into Venus, killing the fuck out of it and making every vagina in the galaxy explode, and inside every vagina a booby sang of mortal life's fleeting precipice.
* DesignatedHero: Over the course of the story, Harry does everything from eating Ron (except for his eyeballs) to destroying ENTIRE PLANETS for no reason at all.
* FlatWhat: The actual response in some reviews... not that one can blame them.
* {{MST}}: [[http://edrobot.blogspot.com/2012/07/jake-englishs-mysterious-theater-of_21.html Got one right here.]] Courtesy of Fanfic/JakeEnglishsMysteriousTheaterOfScientificRomanceFromTheYear3000.
* NightmareFuel: All of chapter 7 could easily count. Among other things Harry drinks a glass of water with a wrinkled thumb in it.
* OldShame: The author added a [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/1/HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH new chapter]] before the story that basically apologises for the homophobic language and use of the word "rape". Apparently they regret writing it but refuse to delete it as that would be like pretending it had never been written à la Creator/WarnerBros and old WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes cartoons.
* SoBadItsGood: What many people expected it to be.
* SoCoolItsAwesome: What it turned out to be.
** It's So Horrible [[SoCoolItsAwesome It's Awesome]]
** In the span of over 300 reviews, about four of them are in any way negative.
** Even when it ended up on [[http://fuckyeahbadfanfiction.tumblr.com/ Fuck Yeah Bad Fanfiction]] it immediately got praised instead.
* {{Squick}}:
** Harry eating Ron and spitting out the eyeballs.
** The rape ape.
** The mustard and cartilage sandwiche.
** The thumb-water.
** The toothpick-legged ferret.
*** The three creatures being held inside filthy diapers.
* TrueArtIsIncomprehensible: It certainly fails as a fanfic, but does it actually fail as a piece of literature? Time will tell...
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