Blessed with Suck: Having gold coins fall out of your mouth with every word you speak may be pretty cool at first. But after a while it's going to get really annoying. Due to the choking hazard, I sure hope she doesn't talk in her sleep.
Disproportionate Retribution: Being cursed to become uglier by the day, have live frogs jump out of your mouth with every word you speak, and to die a terrible death, all for being rude to three guys this one time. Hope you don't run into these guys on a bad day.