- Draco in Leather Pants: For Cersei Lannister:
...Cersei, the incestuous queen who cracks the short list of the most evil female characters in TV history. She doesn't have a single redeeming quality other than her love for her children … who, of course, were little creepy incest babies. Needless to say, she's hot and I'm attracted to her.
- Hatedom: The editorial staff at Deadspin.com absolutely hate him, and repeatedly post articles mocking his propensity to name drop, to claim ignorance on a subject but then pontificate anyway, and to steer every conversation to basketball (specifically an analogy about the Celtics).
- Tearjerker: "One final toss for The Dooze." His last day with his beloved golden retriever.
- And in a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming on one his recent columns, the current family pet has become just like The Dooze and he's actualy loving it.