* AwesomeMusic: Music/{{Godsmack}}'s [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYjZK_6i37M I Stand Alone]] and Mushroomhead's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgPLqqhrBZM Along The Way]]
* {{Narm}}: A lot.
** The sequel gets a special prize for having a villain who turns into an invisible giant scorpion. No, not a regular giant scorpion, but one which is invisible as well. If you are thinking the concept of "Invisible Giant Scorpion" sounds like the name of a trope in the line of NinjaPirateZombieRobot, you aren't alone.
* NarmCharm: Also a lot. Especially Billy Zane in the third film. HamAndCheese ''galore''.
* PoorMansSubstitute: Of ''Franchise/ConanTheBarbarian'', [[Film/ConanTheBarbarian1982 the first movie]] in particular. Bare-chested, manly, ripped hero? Check. Thief sidekick? Check. A villain that murdered the hero's people? Check. A hero who's dying of poison and must be saved by a dangerous magic ritual? Check.
** In fact, the movie's costuming, style, and story is actually much closer to the look and feel of the Conan comic magazines (and thus the original stories) than pretty much any other Conan movie that's been made. The first ''Scorpion King'' movie did the Conan setting better than ''Conan'' did.
** Funnily enough, the ''new'' ''Conan the Barbarian'' movie starring Jason Momoa has drawn some criticism for being a poor man's substitute for ''The Scorpion King''.
* SoBadItsGood: Oh good lord, is it ever.
* SpiritualAdaptation: As we are sure you've guessed from PoorMansSubstitute.
* TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot:
** So ''Rise of a Warrior'' gets Creator/RandyCouture as the BigBad for an entry in a series that is known for having some pretty awesome melee fight scenes. The final battle should be pretty cool, with him being a hell of a UFC fighter and all. So what do they do? Have his character transform into a ''[[ConspicuousCGI horrendously]]'' animated giant ''invisible'' CG scorpion.
** The third film has perennial BadAss RonPerlman as the heroic king who has hired Mathyus to help him, but has a grand total of three scenes, only one of which shows him kicking any ass. Similarly, Mathyus and the film's BigBad--who admittedly has been pretty non-action-y for most of the movie--have a climactic chariot race instead of any kind of sword fight.
* VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory: More like InNameOnly, really. Apparently the Scorpion King was, indeed a real person. However, it seems that the only thing the guy here has in common with him is the title.
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