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YMMV: The Pyrates
Complete Monster: Don Lardo, the dastardly Spaniard. His reaction on meeting his bride to be:
"Did you see the terror and hatred in those beautiful eyes ere she swooned, Enchillada?" he croaked. "She loathes me, the little darling! Boy, what a honeymoon we're going to have!" His huge shoulders shook ecstatically and his dentures shot out broadcast. "I just hope she doesn't go mad — at least, not too quickly."