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• Big Lipped Alligator Moment /Crowning Moment of Funny - The Silent Monk randomly deciding to pee on Lu Yan. Turns out it was foreshadowing.
  • That's just the kind of dick move one would expect from the Monkey King.
• Cliché Storm: Big time. Try to indulge in the Narm Charm, or you'll be rolling your eyes so much that you'll be seeing more of the ceiling than the movie.
• Creator's Pet - Jason. Much like Sam Witwicky of the Transformers films, fans saw him as a distraction from the true main attractions.
• Crowning Moment of Awesome: The staff, an inanimate object, gets one during the bridge scene.
• Crowning Music of Awesome
• Crowning Moment of Funny:
  The Silent Monk: What about the two tigers on one mountain?
  Lu: We can kill each other when it's over.
  ** May also count as a Crowning Moment of Awesome or Crowning Moment of Heartwarming, depending on your opinion.
• Germans Love David Hasselhoff - Any film with either Jackie Chan or Jet Li in it has a huge fandom in Asia. So put them both in a movie and...
  • ...and it might do just as well as either, despite having both. This only if the fandoms have a large amount of overlap.
• Just Here for Godzilla - Jackie Chan vs Jet Li!!!
• Squick: Jackie Chan drinking from the remains of his bottle of wine? fine, but not after an incredibly dusty fight which has probably put all sorts into it!
• The Scrappy - Jason.
• They Wasted a Perfectly Good Plot
• Unfortunate Implications: The amount of raging people did over the audacity of including a white guy in a martial arts movie would be (rightly) viewed as astoundingly racist if even half the outrage were expressed at including any other ethnicity in any other genre. (Perhaps a black family in Camelot?)
• What The Hell Make Up Department: The Evil Overlord might have been a tad more intimidating had he not been made up like a prostitute. Seriously, are his eyelids made of green eyeshadow?