- Crazy Awesome: When buried alive, Jack Cannon's solution is to punch his way out. When Max Facepuncher decides to introduce himself to Jack, he does so by jumping out of a plane and punching him.
Gavin: I made you a dinosaur.
[Jack stares at the T-Rex for a moment before yelling "Oh Gaaawd!" and jumping into its mouth, and then explodes it FROM THE INSIDE]
- Memetic Badass: Max Facepuncher. And if even 1/10th of the stuff on his Twitter and the short story "So Now I Hate The Moon" are canon, he's on par with Chuck Norris when it comes to kicking ass.