YMMV: The Doomy Adventures Of Irken Doominess
- Iron Woobie: Jon a LITERAL iron woobie, after becoming a involuntary, unessasary cyborg.
- Magnificent Bastard: Melissa is a type A magnificent Bastard.
- Mary Sue: An actual creator makes all of her characters Marysues. ONE OF HER CHARACTERS HAS 24 CHILDREN! Zem herself isn't much better; she's a stubborn, unreasonable, forcible shipper who disrespects everyone who tries to set her straight.
- Moral Event Horizon: Drinking human blood did it in for Melissa being evil.
- The Scrappy: Zem is easily this.
- Ugly Cute: Depending on your P.O.V all Irkens may be this.