YMMV / Teeth

  • Audience-Alienating Premise: Let's face it, movie about a biting vagina is the same kind as one about murderous tomatoes or post-nuclear mutant frogs, but instead of milking the premise, it spends most of its time pretending to be a drama about a good girl forced to deal with things her religious upbringing didn't prepare her for. Needless to say, people who might be interested in that in turn, generally don't want to watch movies about biting vaginas. But then, see below.
  • Bile Fascination: Anyone who watched this movie probably did because of this. It's not like you want to see a movie about a carnivorous vagina, but then again, you can't help it...
    • Narm Charm is also a possibility, and any Rape and Revenge afficionado who's in a hurry to get to the "revenge" part might like to see this.
  • Narm: Vagina Dentata! The legends are true! VAGINA DENTATA!
    • "I haven't even jerked off since Easter!"
    • Dawn suddenly thinking about The Black Scorpion while trying to masturbate and being too scared to finish.
  • Offscreen Moment of Awesome: The only time we ever see a vagina in the movie is a medical book diagram. The movie ends up remarkably afraid to show what could have been true Nightmare Fuel.
    • Maybe there never was much to see; by all indications, that doctor who got a much better look than we ever did never detected anything out of the ordinary until he started to "test" Dawn's "flexibility" with his hand. Apparently, no one sees the teeth until they bite, and maybe not even then.
  • Paranoia Fuel: It's a carnivorous VAGINA!! Do we need to draw you a diagram?