Accidental Innuendo: The fanfic is loaded with this. Perhaps worst is the bit where Leif attacks a rapist with the words "Now feel the pain that so many innocent young girls like her have felt but with oh so much more intensity". Disregarding his impressive lung capacity, what the hell is he doing with those magical knives?
- Then again,that's about the only part of the fanfic that's reasonably authentic. Also see the MST:
Romsca: (shuddering) I've 'ad just about enough o' this. Does this author even know wot 'e's sayin?
Lyulf: Lessee wot we got so far... 'e seemed like a paedophile, 'e's already in bed wid 'is mum, 'e did unspeakable things ter Arnold, Rajh is his secret gay lover...
Ara: ...and now he's necrophilic towards his dad. Lovely. I don't think even Freud could have thought that one up.