- So Bad, It's Good: In-universe. John thinks Zardoz is this.
- So Bad, It's Horrible: John declares With Friends Like These to be so mind-numbingly awful it qualifies as this.
'Bad films can be funny, like Camp Blood and Battlefield Earth, but this? This is so bad I'm not even going to comment on it anymore, because as you can imagine, nothing happens! It's just shit and I gave up."