- Base Breaker: Bring him up on nearly any wrestling message board and watch the sparks fly.
- Hilarious in Hindsight: His circa 2002 review of an early TNA show contains this funny little moment:
Scott Keith: They have too many guys with generic names that all sound exactly the same, or on the other end of the spectrum, too many guys with goofy indy names like "CM Punk" that mean they might as well wear a T-shirt that says "I've never worked for more than 50 people at a time in my career".
- Memetic Mutation: "YOU CAN'T POWERBOMB KIDMAN!"
- Some Anvils Need to Be Dropped: The basic point behind Dungeon of Death.