YMMV: Part Right Half Wrong A Third Crazy
- Crowning Moment of Heartwarming When Alfred comes back from England/rehab. Also, the christmas chapter was one long CMOH.
- Crowning Moment of Funny See the main page quote, among others.
- "Look at all the fucks I give! Look at all of them! BASK IN THEIR GLORY YOU BITCH."
- Ensemble Darkhorse The lamp seems to have quite a large fanbase given that it's, well, a lamp.
- The Woobie Oh, Mattie...
- Alfred counts as well, but he starts out as a Jerkass Woobie.