These are what we call the 'YMMV items.' Things that some people find in this work. We call them 'your mileage might vary' because not everyone sees these things in the same way. This starts discussions in the trope lists, a thing we don't want. Please use the discussion page if you'd like to discuss any of these items.
Alternate Character Interpretation: The well-mannered boy who takes his mother on a "date": naturally sweet and charming, or raised so tightly and harshly that he was effectively forced into those manners?
Archive Binge: Combined with a mild case of Bile Fascination, this site can occupy you for days. But if you want to pick up where you left off in the archive, read it by month. The /page URLs aren't stable because the site presents newest posts first.
For example, a customer at a dog grooming salon enters with one blind cat, one shaved, and one dressed like a clown, believing that the salon is a military school where they can leave the cats for one year, refusing to take them to the kennel since it supposedly contains penguins and bacteria. The manager responds by offering some sea ice from the e. coli farm.
This customer orders ice cream, then asks the worker if they believe in unicorns, then puts the ice cream cone on his head and leaves.
This guy rides into a donut shop wearing an Easter Bunny costume and riding a unicycle. He makes his order, slams his head on the counter, dropping an egg, and rides out, donuts in hand, without another word. The egg contained exact change and a big tip!
Crosses the Line Twice: The security guard in this tale had his home in Kenya burn down not once, not twice, but three times by the age of 22 due to faulty wiring, so he learnt how to diagnose wiring in order to prevent it from happening again. Pity that when he was 23 it burnt down again, but this time due to a drunk driver in a truck, not bad wiring. Cue him doing a Screw This, I'm Outta Here! and moving to the United States.
Arguably, any story where a customer tries to get their kids involved. Delinquency of a minor is a major offense, and if the offender already had a criminal record, the reports could have DCS take them away from their family (though if things were that bad, it would be for the better).
Nausea Fuel: One story on the site mentions a pair that were once thrown out for vandalizing merchandise. How were they vandalizing it? They were pissing and shitting all over it, and had been at it long enough for each of them to destroy an entire section while the police were on their way.
Another story has a customer who lowers their pants only to reveal that they are wearing an adult diaper that is soggy and yellow like popcorn butter.