These are what we call the 'YMMV items.' Things that some people find in this work. We call them 'your mileage might vary' because not everyone sees these things in the same way. This starts discussions in the trope lists, a thing we don't want. Please use the discussion page if you'd like to discuss any of these items.
Cargo Ship: Dolly and her curious attraction to Noel's security hat. Also, Secret Peter is married to a peanut.
The Woobie: Dondylion (trapped in a small room, underfed, surgically deprived of his penis, and going insane); Roy Circles (lost his wife, banned from family gatherings); Fantasy Man (taunted by chavs and betrayed by his own narrator); Noel himself (okay, so he doesn't actually suffer all that much, but look at him crying over his stolen Fab lolly and tell me you don't want to hug him).