* BadassDecay: Several canon characters get defeated quite easily for the sake of making Emeraldia look powerful. These include Might Guy (killed by a single shuriken), Sasori (knocked into hot ramen, kicked into an oven and blown up), Gaara (washed away in one jutsu), Itachi (shot in the face), and Kankuro (attacked by bugs and kicked away).
* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: "Brown Boris wasp biusy vommiting an egg. The egg hatced ito a phonics and fly oof. It fire." There's no indication that a "phonics" was ever essential to the plot in any way and this event is never mentioned again, nor is Boris vomiting up an egg explained either. It's really [[MindScrew weird]] too.
* EnsembleDarkhorse: [[OnlySaneMan Mary]] [[DeadpanSnarker Sue]].
** Sakura attacks Emeraldia out of jealousy, then joins the Akatsuki after losing.
** Creator/TomHanks, [[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist presumably Edward Elric]], and ComicBook/IronMan are part of Konan's evil army.
** Spider-Man is Sasori's brother, and is just as evil as him.