Crowning Moment of Funny: Crow's take on the doctor's soliloquy.
Crow: No love! Love is gone! So lost! Feeling panicky! No sense of self! Developing stress-disorders and inability to work with others!
Crow: Love! Sweet hot pad love! Hm, she does love me! *Movie sign* Goodbye, love!
- During one of the side sections, when Mike and the bots are fishing from space:
Crow: Whoa, nelly. What kinda lure were you usin' Mike? A grenade? Or...
Mike: Well, sometimes when you bring 'em through high orbit they'll freeze n' go through explosive decompression.
Tom Servo: Oh, that'll wreck your catch.
Tom Servo: Better throw it back.
- Riff-wise, this just may be one of the greatest lines ever done:
Voiceover of Dr. Leopold's Former Boss: Your theory is insane, doctor! Turning a man into a fish? I cannot approve funding for such an outrageous experiment!
Crow: ...Now pull up your pants and get out of my office!