- Crowning Moment of Funny: Tom Servo's rendition of "The Spider March".
- Tom: SPIIIIDER! SPIIIIIDER! SPIIIIDER! SPIIIIDER!
Crow: "Hello? Mr. Ohmygodcrunchcunch? Look, spit out whatever you're chewing and start over!"
- The janitor tries to call for help, only to be cut off by the Spider: