Acceptable Targets: Philosophers, apparently.
Jeremy: We can't allow this technology to fall into enemy hands!
Matt: Absolutely! I shudder to think what the Germans would do-
Graham: Woah, the Germans?
Matt: Sorry, the, er... the Russians?
Graham: (whispered) No...
Matt: Uh, the Chin- (Graham shakes his head)- Koreans-?
Graham: Terrorists! Yes, the terrorists!
Jeremy: What?! Where have you been, agent! I'm talking about the greatest enemy this nation has ever faced: The Antarcticans!
Matt: ...The Antarcticans?
Graham: I didn't think anybody lived in Antarctica.
Jeremy: Would you stake your country on that?? Or have they already gotten to you? I can hear the penguins marching now!