YMMV: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • Alternative Character Interpretation: Arthur Weasley, patriarch of the Weasley clan - loving husband and father who enjoys his Muggle studying hobbies a little too much, or a completely selfish and irresponsible man who made his large family suffer unnecessarily for years by way of a job that he clung too simply because it allowed him to indulge in his fascination of Muggle culture despite it not paying nearly enough to support his clan because he cared more about his hobby than he did about his wife and kids?
  • Angst? What Angst?: Ginny despite Tom Riddle's Mind Rape, is described as perfectly happy soon after being rescued from the Chamber of Secrets (or at least, in Harry's POV). This is either because Ginny is a Type A Stepford Smiler, or Harry really is oblivious to her suffering. Or the fact that being rescued by Harry is what she wants most. Also see All Is Well That Ends Well.
    • On second thought, only true in the film. In the book, Ginny is crying from the climax to the middle of the next chapter. Harry doesn't appear to be oblivious, he leads her to adults who can comfort her better than he can.
      • Well, when Ginny's awoken in the film, she sounds like she could be in shock. She's not crying or stuttering like in the book, but it was probably best to drop that. On a simple practical level, there are very few child actresses who could pull off that level of emotional intensity, especially without it ending up as Narm. (Of course, there's still the fact that she looks all cheerful in the ending feast scene, which presumably occurs later the same day.)
  • Big Lipped Alligator Moment: The car driving itself during the spider scene.
    • Hermione's Polyjuice Potion accident. Seriously, it's a bizarre incident that comes out of nowhere, it has nothing to do with the overall story, it has no real impact on the overall story, it adds nothing to the overall story or the characters, the fact that it takes so long to fix when considerably more fatal accidents are laughed off and fixed with relative ease just makes the health care of the wizarding world look ridiculous, etc.
  • Faux Symbolism: According to The Other Wiki, several Christians — those who don't think that these books teach Satanism — compare the climax to John Bunyan's The Pilgrim's Progress, a pinnacle of Christian literature.
    • In his relationship with Ginny, it's easy to see Tom Riddle as a kind of metaphorical Internet predator. J. K. Rowling herself acknowledged in an interview on the DVD of the movie that the diary is really a lot like an Internet chat room, but said she hadn't been in one at the time she wrote it so it's just a coincidence.
      • Rowling has also said her inspiration was the fact that she found diaries to be really scary, as a person's deepest darkest secrets are hidden in them. So rather than the focus of the danger being on talking to strangers, it's more on playing with something you don't understand.
  • Fridge Brilliance: Of course Lockhart would happily seize Ron's wand to try to cast a Memory Charm on him and Harry; of all of Ron's teachers, he's the only one that wouldn't have a clue that Ron's wand has been broken all school year because he's the only one who hasn't been teaching any actual magic.
    • When Harry first sees Ron's room at the Burrow, Scabbers is curled up asleep in a sunny spot. Real rats warily avoid direct sunlight, as it's too bright for their dark-adapted eyes and makes it easy for predators to spot them. But Scabbers has a human's preference for light.
  • Fridge Horror: In the movie? Lucius can be heard saying "Avada-" after he tries to castigate Harry for tricking him into freeing Dobby.
    • It's been confirmed by Jason Isaacs that he didn't actually intend for Lucius to cast a Killing Curse; he was just told to say a spell and said the first one that came to mind.
  • Genius Bonus: The bronze statue of a boar that has a prominent place in the Hogwarts entrance hall is a copy of Il Porcellino, a famous statue in Florence, said to have magical powers.
    • The original Il Porcellino figures in one of Hans Christian Andersen's lesser known fairy tales, The Metal Hog, in which it comes to life and tells a poor street urchin that he is destined to become an artist - not unlike what happens to Harry Potter.
  • Hilarious in Hindsight:
  • It's the Same, Now It Sucks: Sadly film critics other than Roger Ebert talk down to this film for taking a slow paced, Adaptation Distillation approach like the first film. After the third film came out and the tone of the film series changed profoundly, only purists mention this one. The book is also given very similar treatment.
  • It Was His Sled: There's a Basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets. Tom Riddle is young Lord Voldemort.
    • Lockhart is a fraud. This was fairly obvious at the start, but the reveal that he memory-wiped the real heroes was a surprise on the first reading (if only because before then, he came off as laughably incompetent and a huge Jerkass, but otherwise harmless).
  • Jerkass Woobie: Filch qualifies when his cat, Mrs. Norris, gets petrified. Also when it turns out he's unable to perform magic despite being wizard-born. No wonder the guy hates Hogwarts students so much.
  • Magnificent Bastard: Tom. Marvolo. Riddle.
    • Lucius Malfoy's plot in the second book amounts to this. Arthur Weasley is going to pass some law that makes it harder for him to be evil. So he puts in an old Dark Arts object cursed by Voldemort himself into Ginny Weasley's cauldron. He rids himself of evidence of his genuine loyalty to Voldemort and compromises Weasley's reputation when his own daughter gets possessed and attacks students. Oh and he uses that to get Dumbledore dismissed from Hogwarts. Even when Harry unearths the truth, Malfoy points out that he has no real evidence to pin the blame on him. Unfortunately for him, Voldemort returns and he finds out what happened to that diary he gave Lucius for safe keeping and as a sign of the latter's loyalty. It also contained Voldemort's Soul Jar but Malfoy didn't know that.
  • Moral Event Horizon: Lucius Malfoy crosses it when he plants Tom Riddle's diary on Ginny.
    • Then there's Lockhart's attempt to destroy Harry's mind—and Harry's obviously the only person who can stop the monster and save Ginny—simply because He Knows Too Much.
  • Nightmare Fuel: J. K. Rowling received several angry letters from readers who weren't able to finish the novel because they were too scared to go on reading.
    • The serpent's voice is quite disturbing in the audiobooks.
    • The more you think about it, the more disturbing the things Riddle does to Ginny becomes.
      • Especially when he mocks her genuine and understandable fears to Harry.
    • The spiders in the movie. Just the fucking spiders.
  • They Wasted a Perfectly Good Character: One Mugglenet book suggested the basilisk to be this. It's apparently intelligent, centuries old, and Harry can understand its speech, but it only shows up at the end and mostly acts like a generic monster, rather than giving the audience any signs of even being a character.
  • They Wasted a Perfectly Good Plot: As it happens, Ernie Macmillan is entirely wrong about Harry... but the possibility he raises is intriguing...
    Ernie "They say the real reason You-Know-Who was after Potter was because he didn't want another Dark Lord competing with him."
  • What an Idiot: In the film, Lucius Malfoy attempts to cast the killing curse on Harry right outside of Dumbledore's office.
    • Blame Jason Isaacs for that one. When they filmed the scene, he said the first spell that came to his mind.
    • Hermione mistaking a cat hair for a human hair leading to her unfortunate Polyjuice Potion accident - how the Hell can the smartest witch of her generation be dumb enough to mistake a cat hair for a human hair when considerably less intelligent people can tell the difference with ease?
    • Vernon Dursley. Do you not remember what happened the last time you tried to keep Harry from going to Hogwarts? He's lucky he only got a few teenaged Weasleys. Imagine if Hagrid - upset when giant man-eating spiders are harmed, mourn the loss of his baby dragon fiercely, three-headed dog raising, refuses to leave his literal-giant brother behind because the other giants are mean to him, Hagrid had found out that the Dursleys were locking Harry in his room and starving him. Exactly how many pieces of Vernon do you think would have been left?
    • Ron and Harry. When they can't get to the platform, instead of waiting for Mr. and Mrs. Weasley to return (or any wizard, really) and help them get to Hogwarts, they steal the car and try to get there on their own. Justified in that they're 12 and slightly panicked.
  • Woolseyism: Voldemort's Significant Anagram name, revealed in this book, in the original was Tom Marvolo Riddle, an anagram of "I am Lord Voldemort." Translations changed various parts of his name; for example, in the German version, his name was Tom Vorlost Riddle, which becomes "... ist Lord Voldemort" (is Lord Voldemort). Something is gained in the German version particular here, as his middle name sounds an awful lot like Verlust, meaning "loss," which applies to Voldemort in a variety of ways.
    • The Spanish translation called it Tom Sorvolo Ryddle, to spell Soy Lord Voldemort. Of course, "Ryddle" isn't an English word, but a Spanish speaker could pronounce it the same way as the English name without noticing anything wrong.
    • Other languages aren't quite so lucky. Just ask Tom Elvis Jedusor, of the French translation.
      • Or Romeo G. Detlev Jr. in Denmark (The G. stands for Gåde = Riddle)
    • Russian translation got interesting with it: since the first two books were translated back-to-back, Tom's name had only two letters changed (and one removed since that's what Russian language does to silent e's) - becoming Tom Narvolo Reddl. It's Voldie's name that got changed - to Volan-de-Mort. And thus Tom Narvolo Reddl becomes Lord Volan-de-Mort. It creates a small continuity error in the sixth book, in which his and Marvolo Gaunt's name get their M back.