* ArchiveBinge: [[BlatantLies But it won't take too long.]] Each video is only eight seconds long (with the occasional special), but there's ''five years worth'' of them. Estimated run time? [[spoiler: '''4 hours.''']]
* CrossesTheLineTwice: Oh so many times.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaVDkaO5urE What It's Like To Be The Guy Whose Wife Was Viciously Murdered]]
--> Ugh, here comes the guy who watched his wife [[AnArmAndALeg get her limbs ripped apart]] by a robot he built named Buzz, but was reprogrammed by the government to kill his loved ones. What a buzzkill. Incidentally, we've taken to calling him that even though he tells us not to, since [[{{Pun}} it reminds him of how]] [[DontExplainTheJoke Buzz kills stuff now]]. [[CrossesTheLineTwice We do it anyway]].
* CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/live_fast/ Live Fast.]]
* EnsembleDarkhorse: The Devil, mainly for his hilarious laugh.
* MemeticBadass: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/keeping_you_safe Tom]] [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/keeping_you_warm Watson]], [[AuthorityEqualsAsskicking MP for West Bromwich East.]]
* RetroactiveRecognition: Max Geiger from ''Series/DeadliestWarrior'' makes numerous appearances [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_fire_island_players_present_5_second_films_ed_wood_2007/ here.]]
* {{Squick}}: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_twilight_saga_eclipse_test_screening ‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’ Test Screening]]. Also, [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/claus_and_susan Claus and Susan]]. Ugh.

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