- Crazy Awesome: Why I torched the crack house
- Crowning Moment of Funny: "Nibbled to death by ducks"
- Fan Community Nicknames: "Noder"
- Memetic Molester: "Touch the Puppy"
- Memetic Mutation: The node entitled "SOY! SOY! SOY! Soy makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! SOY!" has sparked a number of, ahem, "derivative works" among noders.
- There's also "Your radical ideas about X have already occurred to others."
- Paranoia Fuel: This sentence is in Spanish when you're not looking
- Tear Jerker: "Helping your kid brother die". And how.