Crowning Moment of Funny: Jack Bonner discovering that the people who chartered his boat are aliens.
Jack: "If you try to eat my face off or take over my body, you're gonna be very sorry, Mister! You're gonna be very sorry!"
Walter: "Face eating, Jack? I've never heard of that before, is that some sort of delicacy?"
Jack: "No. Forget I ever mentioned it!"
- In the second movie, Jack and Kitty's disastrous dinner date.