Holy Shit Quotient: The Zombies mode in Black Ops. It begins with Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara, Fidel Castro, John F. Kennedy, and Richard Nixon having a conference after the Cuban Missile Crisis. Then, zombies break into the Pentagon.
Kennedy: Zombies. Gentlemen, in times like these, our capacity to retaliate must be, and has to be, massive to deter all forms of aggression.
(Kennedy opens a secret panel of the conference wall, revealing a stockade of weapons)
Kennedy: Gentlemen, lock and load.