People used to ask me what I liked about Donkey Konga
, what was so great about it, which made me scrunch up my face. This is a game where you beat bongos with your friends; it needs no justification. It justifies itself
. Fuck off.
Well, Borderlands 2 is a game where you play bongos on enemy faces, at range, with firearms. You and friends can even shoot the same face. When the face has been completely, um... played
, treasure comes out. Again, you know, I didnít know we had to convene the Council of Elrond on this shit. That all sounds pretty good.