YMMV / Beowulf



  • Draco in Leather Pants: Grendel is the kind of monster that kills warriors in their sleep, rips them to shreds, and eats them on the spot. Yet, a lot of adaptations, such as John Gardner's Grendel, the 2005 film Beowulf and Grendel, and the 2007 film, tend to portray Grendel sympathetically, despite the fact that in the poem, out of the three monsters, he's the one the narrator condemns the harshest and the most often.
  • First Installment Wins: The first portion of the story is the most familiar to the layman, including such well-known elements as Beowulf's having the strength of thirty men and ripping Grendel's arm off.
  • Ho Yay: In Seamus Heaney's translation, Hrothgar's farewell to Beowulf seems extremely... intimate.
  • Values Dissonance:
    • To the Anglo-Saxons, Beowulf would be a perfect hero, representing all that the Anglo-Saxons stand fornote . To modern readers, Beowulf can come off as a selfish, arrogant brute who perpetually seeks fame.
    • Although the text repeatedly conveys that Beowulf's defeat of Grendel was a noble act, the description of the scene is so bone-crunchingly brutal that it makes Beowulf look downright sadistic. You almost feel sorry for Grendel. This is part of the reason that more people are making Grendel a Draco in Leather Pants in modern times. The mere fact that Grendel is a descendant of Cain would've struck most Anglo-Saxons as reason enough for Grendel to be deserving of his miserable life in the swamp—to a modern reader, punishing someone for their ancestor's deeds just comes across as petty.
    • The men who do not come to Beowulf's aid in the fight against the dragon are dishonoured, and their male relatives condemned to shame and banishment.
  • Woolseyism: Seamus Heaney's translation. On the one hand, it was done by a Nobel Prize-winning poet, so it reads very well to say the least. On the other hand, he took a lot of liberties with the text, such as anglicizing the name "Scyld Scefing" to "Shield Sheafson." Needless to say, there's a Broken Base on this one.
    • One instance was to enforce a One Beowulf Limit — both Scyld's son and our hero are both called "Beowulf" in the original, and so Heaney changed the former's name to simply "Beow" for clarity.
  • The Woobie: Poor, poor Hrothgar. You just want to build the next wonder of the world, and for years to come a monster is feasting on your men, and you know you can't do anything about it. When you finally get rid of the monster, another one comes and kills one of your best warriors. When that one is taken care of, you're so grateful towards the hero that did it that you hope to meet him again, but know that you won't because you're dying, and after you're dead, your prized hall is destroyed and your nephew, who you hope to watch over your sons, ends up killing them. Hrothgar's life sucks.

2007 film

  • Awesome Music: Idina Menzel singing "A Hero Comes Home" is just beautiful.
  • Best Known for the Fanservice: Jolie emerging slowly from the water is probably the first thing people will recall about the film. That or Beowulf fighting naked.
  • Evil Is Sexy: Grendel's Mother.
  • Family-Unfriendly Aesop: Stories of heroism are basically lies told in order to cover up questionable or outright shitty behavior, and by the time you realize you shouldn't have told the story in the first place, you'll be too old and filled with regret for it to matter. This isn't entirely untrue - see Plato's Republic for more on the dangers of "true" heroic stories.
  • Fanfic Fuel: The Mother's unknown background and the established setting of her seducing young heroes in order to mate with them and give birth to monsters is more than enough to stimulate the mind of many fanfic writers.
  • Genius Bonus: Grendel's Mother having unnatural feet calls to mind numerous demons in various world mythologies who were said to have bird/beast-like feet. Usually this was to indicate that they were not human.
  • Hilarious in Hindsight: After Beowulf tears off Grendel's arm, King Hrothgar (played by Anthony Hopkins) says "Odin be praised." Guess he heard his praise after all...
  • Narm:
    • Naked Beowulf, and the Scenery Censor the animators employ to hide his penis. It's hard to find a critic who didn't compare this to Austin Powers.
    • Grendel's character design, while pretty disturbing in its own right, can pass for downright silly. Some noted that he is made to look like a giant fish finger.
    • Grendel's mother's high heels.
  • Narm Charm: In a movie where the protagonist is the largest of Large Hams, this isn't surprising. Other characters get in on the action, too.
  • Nightmare Fuel:
    • As Grendel's Mother lays Grendel's body to rest, she is humming and quietly sobbing. Eventually her wailing degenerates into an utterly blood-curdling shriek that echoes throughout the mountains. Grendel's Mother is the original Mama Bear in Anglo-Saxon folklore, and a viewer knows then and there that she is pissed beyond all reason and is coming for revenge.
    • The loss of Grendel's arm. Instead of just ripping it off, Beowulf pulls it taut with a chain and crushes it off by slamming Herot's door on it repeatedly while Grendel desperately tries to tell the Geats that he's not a demon and cries in fear as Beowulf screams at him.
  • Older Than They Think: This film is often accused of plagiarizing 300, with the line "I! AM! BEOWULF!" being a bit too similar to "THIS! IS! SPARTA!" and the line "TONIGHT! WILL BE DIFFERENT!" being rather akin to "TONIGHT! WE DINE! IN HELL!" What these people don't realize is that there's a thing called Animation Lead Time. Filming of Beowulf was done long before filming of 300 began.
  • Stoic Woobie: Wealthow verges on this when she looks a bit sad at the beginning of the movie.
  • Strawman Has a Point: Beowulf's decision to accept treat of Grendel's mother might come just from power hunger, but considering that she is apparently a magical and indestructible creature, and that at least he got some decades of peace for his kingdom by doing it, one has to wonder if he had another option besides still try to fight her, get killed for the efforts and spin the wheel again.
  • They Changed It, Now It Sucks: A few people were somewhat miffed about the changes made between poem and film. Others shrugged and said, "It's a really old poem, and adaptations are par for the course."
  • Uncanny Valley: A bit disturbing at first, but gets better as the film goes on. Clearly, the crew learned a few things from The Polar Express. For the most part, the expressions and characters themselves don't invoke this a whole lot. But there is a slightly creepy air whenever they're prominently handling objects or interacting with them, due to the objects not seeming to have any weight and simply "float" in the characters' hands.
  • What Do You Mean, It's Not for Kids?: Director Robert Zemeckis had originally intended to release an NC-17 version for IMAX theatres and a PG-13 version for regular theatres but was forced by Paramount to deliver an R rating. The final version was rated PG-13, which surprised many people on the production (including Angelina Jolie, who did not see the film as family-friendly and refused to let her children see it).