YMMV: Battleships Forever
- Die for Our Ship: Subversion in form of ship testing.
- Mary Sue: Many fans create incredibly powerful ships which can make an almost instant work of any canon ship. Unlike other fandoms with Mary Sues, though, they're put against each other very often.
- Used to. Not so much anymore. People who do that sort of thing tend to get beaten about the head until they make ships that look like ships, or chased away for being stupid.
- Ship-to-Ship Combat: Fortunately, literally.