Fandom Rivalry: Invoked: Mary the decorator is a major, possibly lone New York Yankees fan among many Boston Red Sox fans, the most vehement of which is Mary Alice the secretary.
Mary, upon spotting a Red Sox flag that would decorate a New Yankee Stadium cake: "What is that awful, ugly flag doing there? (replaces it with a Yankees flag) There, that's better!"
Mary Alice, through clenched teeth: I don't think she realizes how many Red Sox fans there are here. Including me.