What An Idiot / Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
Stupid answers and Game Shows
go hand-in-hand you can't have one without getting the other at some point. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
, having been on since 1998, has had more than a few.
As with the other Game Show
pages in What an Idiot
, some of the following contestants may very well have given these stupid answers on purpose
, while others are genuinely stumped and don't know the answer to a question nearly everyone else would conclude is simple. Some contestants do well enough when taking the contestant application test, but when it comes to playing the game on the air, for some reason they fail at correctly answering a seemingly simple question (say, because of stress).
- In general, anybody who leaves with a Lifeline remaining (bar Double Dip, which disallows walking away). Even if you think none of your contacts would know the answer, try anyway you'll get more face time, and your friend might just surprise you. Even if you fail, you can at least take pride in that you exhausted all your available options.
- In general, anyone who gets the first question wrong, which is often insanely easy and typically general-knowledge. Several contestants have whiffed the first question, including the first two $0 losers in the history of the American version (originally $100, then $500 for the 2009-10 season), which usually had a blatantly-incorrect gag answer for "D".
- August 22, 1999: The first contestant who whiffed the $100, Robby Roseman (also the first contestant to leave with $0), got a question that may have been on the tougher side for $100, and probably more off a $1,000 question: "Hannibal crossed the Alps using what animals?" He used his 50/50 to eliminate "Chihuahuas" and "Rhinoceri", then of the two remaining ("Elephants" and "Llamas"), answered the latter. This led to the Fan Nickname of "Llama" every time someone whiffs on the first tier. Roseman allegedly was wearing "lucky shorts" that night, which prompted a snark from Regis about burning those shorts after he blew the question.
- January 20, 2000 (the episode after Dan Blonsky's $1,000,000 win): Contestant Brian Fodera misses the $100 question because he thought Little Jack Horner pulled out a blackbird instead of plum. Also the second contestant to end up with $0 on the lowest scoring episode of Regis Philbin's version of Millionaire, at least up to that point (only $3,000 total was given away across 4 contestants, with Fodera being the "llama" among them). Fodera returned as part of the "$0 Winners" episodes and later won $16,000.
- October 27, 2006: A college kid came on and revealed that he hadn't slept in a long while due to the ride to the show, and pretty much had coffee flowing through his veins. He then proceeded to miss the $100 question by saying that the purpose of a surge protector is to protect against water. He realized his goof and gave an Oh Crap! look right after saying, "Final Answer". Is it any wonder why teachers tell you to sleep well before test day?
- January 23, 2006: This contestant realized his mistake after locking in a wrong answer on the $100 question.
- January 19, 2007: This lady bombed on her $200 question for thinking a period/full stop introduces a list of items instead of a colon.
- October 3, 2005: This guy used all three Lifelines on a $500 question and still got it wrong because his gut was leaning towards the wrong answer from the beginning. (It's also a good example of how the 50:50 may not have actually been "random".)
- It has been established in a few places that the 50/50 does deliberately leave the correct answer and the most-likely-to-be-guessed wrong answer. In some regions such as France, this led to an investigation and a legal order to make it random.
- November 25, 2002: A $1,000 question about Wheel of Fortune gets blown, apparently because the contestant has only ever seen the last 18 months of Bob Goen's version. The contestant was later invited back for $0 Winners Week, and won $250,000.
- May 15, 2009: This lady blows a $300 question by thinking Mainezoil is a brand of gasoline instead of Pennzoil. Cue an Oh Crap! when she realizes the mistake.
- August 16, 2009: Another $1,000 question gets blown, thanks to Communism.
- January 19, 2010: The first question (for $500) is lost because the contestant thought an owl squirts ink. Again, an Oh Crap! occurs once said contestant, Lovi Yu, realizes her goof.
- December 7, 2009: The height of failure two consecutive contestants leave with nothing, and the second does so on his first question.
- On the Australian version, an elderly man lost on the $500 question due to not knowing what kind of animal Blinky Bill is (a koala) despite being a beloved children's character since the 1930s.
- Although this first shuffle-format question was actually the second-hardest in Round 1 before randomization (meaning it would've been worth $15,000 or $16,000 in the older formats), obviously this grad student still wasn't paying attention in class.
- December 11, 2012: An elderly woman blew the first question after believing that The Movie Channel's "Splatterday Saturday" block airs spaghetti westerns instead of horror movies.
- May 29, 2013: A contestant is asked what a person would uncontrollably do when looking at the sun if they suffered from "Autosomal dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst[s]", and was all but told that the acronym (ACHOO) was a clue. He responded with hiccup and only realized his mistake as soon as he said "final answer".
- February 9, 2014: A contestant was asked which food the British government claimed could improve night vision during a World War II propaganda campaign (this was so the public, or the Nazis, wouldn't know about the Royal Air Force's Airborne Interception Radar system). She fell back to stereotypes and guessed "fish and chips" (the answer was "carrots"). The kicker? This was only her second question, and she was lucky enough to get the $15,000 question first.
- June 9, 2014: The first question is about a popular T-shirt/meme that says, "After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says ____". Now an older gentleman like the contestant playing, as well as non-meme-savvy folk, could be forgiven for not knowing it at face value. But with the answer being WTF, you'd figure a contestant could piece together the Moon Logic Puzzle and get the double meaning (Wed, Thurs, Fri) with the other three answers not lending itself to a moon-logic solution, or at least burn a lifeline to get them through it. However, the contestant felt confident of his choice of "OMG" simply on the logic that "that's what I say when I know it's only Wednesday", leaving his three lifelines on the table as his game ends in thirty seconds. At least the recent rule changes for the Shuffle Round awarded him a minimum $1,000 just for showing up.
- One contestant used two Lifelines on her second question "What type of animal is Garfield?"
- A contestant on the French version infamously couldn't identify the Moon as being the object that orbited Earth. When he used Ask The Audience, many of them evidently decided to stitch him up and deliberately picked a wrong answer and he duly went with them. This incident is gleefully used by sociologists as an example of typical French behavior, although that seems slightly disdainful (except for the "stitching someone up" part).
- The Major Fraud was a classic example of this. Former British Army major Charles Ingram, in conduct very unbecoming an officer of Her Majesty, attempted to cheat by having an accomplice in the Fastest Finger First seats (who was ten or fifteen feet away from him) cough whenever the correct answer was mentioned. Rather than stop at their agreed endpoint (£250,000), Ingram decided to keep going until he won the £1 million to pass the point his wife and brother-in-law got to (£32,000 each). This is what led to his downfall.
- Even worse, his family actually shouted at him for being so stupid. In the dressing room. In front of the crew.
- The producers themselves also have their moments, such as the question "Which Great Lake after Superior has the largest area?" The correct answer (which the contestant chose) was Lake Huron, but they said it was Lake Michigan, which is the second-largest by volume. Not helping matters was that the question was ambiguous and didn't say "surface area", meaning there was no right answer. The player later returned to continue from that point.
- Another example of producer stupidity was when a contestant was judged to have got a question right. The question was "What is the least number of shots with which a player can win a set in tennis?". The given answer, 24, was judged correct. Unfortunately, this ignored the possibility of double faults, which means the correct answer is in fact 12 (an answer that was on offer). The producers had no choice but to let him have the money he gained from this wrong answer.
- May 20, 2005: During one of the show's occasional "Walk In and Win" weeks where contestants are randomly selected from the studio audience without any audition, a contestant named Michelle Glover blew all her Lifelines on the $200 and $300 questions... and then walked away with $300 becoming the first (and so far only) contestant in the history of the American show to win a non-zero amount of less than $1,000.
- April 1, 2009: One guy tried to walk away during a Double Dip just as the clock hit zero. Meredith told him that "you know you can't walk in a Double Dip", despite the fact that she didn't state this fact when he used it. (In comparison, during Super Millionaire Regis always asked for a confirmation before using Double Dip.)
- However, the contestants are informed of the rules even before getting on the show, and this included the fact that choosing to use a Double Dip meant the contestant was choosing not to walk away, but to guess twice instead. Ordinarily, if time ran out during the Clock format, it was counted as walking away with the total current winnings rather than the bare minimum at that point, but since the Double Dip was in effect, not answering after the clock resumes following the free first guess was counted as an incorrect second answer. This Season 8 contestant also ran out of time during the Double Dip, dropping her down to $5,000.
- The guy who said "What part of 'that's my final answer' don't you understand?" to Regis when the contestant was choosing the wrong answer and Regis was trying to help him out.
- One contestant on the Czech version was asked about the name of a well-known fairytale ("Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves"). The guy said that he had a "sound memory", proceeded to say out loud the choices (which only varied in the number of the thieves)... and putting "Ali Baba and the Ten Thieves" as his final answer.
- Richard Hatch of Survivor fame got 11 x 12 wrong on a Celebrity episode of the Australian version, and left with nothing.
- There was a guy in the earlier episodes of the Regis version who was from Florida ("Go Gators!", he said) and did pretty well... until he got to a question that stumped him. While the guy stared at the question, Regis asked, "Do you want to talk it out?" The guy said, "You want me to talk it out? All right, final answer, A!" Regis replied, "Fast enough, but wrong enough."
- A contestant on the Italian version was asked what kind of animal would be found on a perch. With the 50/50 narrowed to "parrot" and "hamster", she said, "the parrot usually stays on a pirate's arm, so it must be the hamster."
- The Norwegian version had one female contestant waste her Ask The Audience lifeline on the very first question, only to ignore their input and go with the wrong answer. And it wasn't one of those rare occasions where the question was difficult either...
- In the Finnish version, a contestant gets stumped with an elementary math question: how many thousands are there in a million?
- Early in the US series, on the episode before John Carpenter's $1,000,000 win, a guy was asked, for $500,000, "Which of these is not a Pokιmon?" Now, since he was an older man and admittedly had no idea what Pokémon was, he could be forgiven for walking away, especially as he had no Lifelines left... except that B was Frodo. Even Regis said afterwards, "Every child in America is screaming at their TV right now..."
- Even better, Nintendo Power discussed this in one of their magazines shortly after this episode aired... and listed the wrong answer as well. (They were notorious for being sarcastic in the letters section during this time period). The contestant who got the $500,000 Pokémon question returned for a "Champions" episode months later, and was visibly embarrassed by not knowing that question and having become a Pokémon fan in the meantime; he lampshaded this that night.
- When a contestant is torn between two choices, they might use the 50/50 lifeline to get rid of two wrong answers. It's supposedly random, but no one verified this.
- You'd Expect: For the contestant to realize this, and not to say the two answers they're thinking of, on the off-chance that it's not random and the producers are dicks.
- Instead: They say something like "I think it's either A or B, I'll use my 50-50," and the the computer "randomly" removes C and D, giving them no help at all. This was subverted humorously with one instance where the contestant said "I think it's either A or B, I'll use my 50-50," only for the lifeline to remove A and B, prompting an outburst and mocking from Regis before she used her last lifeline (she got the question right and won $125,000).
- One contestant's $500 question in the original US series was "What color do you get when you mix yellow and blue?" The contestant proceeded to ask the audience. 98% gave the correct answer, which makes you wonder if the other 2% were just as idiotic, or if they were just trying to be funny. The contestant, Lawrence Caplan, went on to see the $500,000 question, so maybe he was just nervous.
- One episode's "early questions" went: "Complete the name of the children's game: 'Duck, Duck...'" The first answer was "Goose," of course, but the contestant said, "It's been a long time since I was a kid...I'm going to have to ask the audience." A subversion though, as he ended up winning $500,000 without using another lifeline.
- This contestant is going for £250,000 with all three lifelines intact. His question is as follows: "What is a 'bichon frisé'?" A. Dog, B. Lettuce, C. Wind, D. Muscle. He chooses to Ask the Audience, resulting in 93% of them picking "A", with the other 7% picking "D".
- You'd Expect: The contestant to trust the audience and pick "A". After all, if 93% of them agree with one answer, they can't be wrong, right?
- Instead: He ignores the audience and goes 50/50, which eliminates "B" and "D".
- You'd Then Expect: For the contestant to pick "A", since no one in the audience chose "C".
- Instead: He ignores the audience again, opting to use his Phone a Friend. The friend guesses "A".
- You'd Then Expect: For the contestant to finally choose "A" since all three of his lifelines steered toward that answer.
- Instead: He walks away with £125,000.
- And Of Course: The 93% that said "A"...were right!
- In a similar vein as the above, an American contestant made it to the $500,000 question with his Phone a Friend and Ask the Audience lifelines left. His question was, "Which author's first and only novel was awarded the Pulitzer Prize in fiction?" A. Harper Lee, B. Ralph Ellison, C. John Kennedy Toole, D. Marjorie Rawlings. He starts by expressing a strong hunch toward Harper Lee, but he decides to confirm it with his Phone a Friend, who says "A".
- You'd Expect: The contestant to trust his gut and his friend's confirmation and answer A.
- Instead: He decides to ask the audience. 80% said A.
- You'd Then Expect: The contestant to go with the answer he was initially thinking of and was confirmed by both of his lifelines.
- Instead: He believes he influenced the audience's vote and doesn't trust the results, choosing to walk away.
- And Of Course: He would have doubled his money had he trusted his instincts.
- From Millionaire Hot Seat, this particular contestant has just been passed a question for $1,000. "Discovered to the west of Bendigo in Victoria in 1869 was the large gold nugget known as 'Welcome' what?" A. Digger, B. Battler, C. Stranger, D. Back Kotter.
- You'd Expect: Since the contestant can't pass, he would guess either "A", "B", or "C" (with "C" being the correct answer), since "D" is the "joke" answer.
- Instead: He locks in "D" just before time runs out.
- Contestant's "Justification": He had never heard of the show before, though he still should have realized that "D" is usually a joke answer on some early questions.
- Another one from Hot Seat (Australia), the first question is as follows—"Which of these is not a piece of jewellery worn to symbolize a relationship between two people?" A. Engagement ring, B. Anniversary ring, C. Wedding ring, D. Burger ring (Burger Rings are an oceanic brand of snack food)
- You'd Expect: The contestant to realize that this is one of the few cases where the joke answer is the correct answer.
- Instead: She guesses "B".
- One episode of Hot Seat had the first two contestants fail at the $100 mark. (One of them thought a well-known phrase was 'A place in the shade' instead of 'A place in the sun'). To top that off, a couple of questions later, a contestant was asked the following: 'I pity the fool' is a catchphrase of which famous American? A. Tom Cruise, B. Jerry Seinfeld, C. Mr. T, D. George Washington.
- You'd Expect: Given that she had no clue what the answer was, and she had the option to pass on to the next person in play, she'd pass.
- Instead: She guesses "D".
- On the British version, a Fastest Finger First question is "Starting with Stop, put the traffic light sequence in order according to the British Highway Code.", with the answer choices being "Amber", "Red and amber", "Red", and "Green".
- You'd Expect: Red (stop), red and amber (get ready), green (go), amber (slow down).
- Instead: All ten contestants missed it.
- The German version has had two massive fails in its history:
- One time, all 10 possible contestants in a Fastest Finger question failed; and then all of them failed again. Günther Jauch was already joking "If three times not a charm, I'll start singing." One contestant got the third one right.
- In 2015, a blonde (!) fashion-design... engineer from Aachen blew her first question, the first time in the history of the German format. She got massively ridiculed for it in the media. Due to this incident, Mr. Jauch told a later contestant the answer to a question because she struggled on an early question, just to prevent a similar fiasco.
- In addition to the actual examples given above, an online urban legend circulated in 2007, where a contestant purportedly was asked "Which of the following is the largest?" as her $100 question. The four choices were peanut, elephant, moon and tennis ball. The contestant, so the story goes, proceeds to blow all three of her lifelines, not convinced that the largest moon is the correct answer. Her answer: Elephant. (An elephant is the larger to the naked eye when compared to the moon, but the question was going for the largest in physical size and mass, for which moon was the appropriate answer). The actual frame was from the British version of Millionaire?, where the contestant in question did rather well.
- Even worse: The contestant, prior to using her 50/50 lifeline, was leaning toward either peanut or tennis ball (the two choices that were wiped out upon the 50/50). At this point, according to the urban legend, host Meredith Vieira has a look of disbelief on her face.