- Borneo: Sean has decided that he wants no part of the lying, scheming and backstabbing. Instead, he has come across a new strategy: he will cast his vote in alphabetical order, and make it clear to everyone that this is all he will do, so everyone knows that if he votes for them, it's nothing personal.
You'd Expect that at some point he realises what a moronic idea this is.
Instead the other Tagi realise what a stroke of luck this is and all cast their votes alphabetically: because the Pagongs have names in the first half of the alphabet, they get taken out one by one and Sean takes forever to realize that all he's done is give everyone else a free vote to take out their opponents.
- Africa: Lex, who has just received an unknown vote during what he believed what was going to be a unanimous vote-off against Clarence at the merge, is hell-bent on finding out who made that throwaway vote against him. He eventually comes to the decision that his former tribemate Kelly that cast the vote, when in fact it was Teresa (who was a former member of the opposite tribe).
You'd Expect: In an era of Survivor where voting along tribal lines was the norm - even with the low justification that it was Kelly that cast the vote - that Lex would at least wait until he had significantly Pagonged the former Samburus to get rid of Kelly.
Instead: He press-gangs his allies into voting for Kelly based on his "gut decision." Kelly, obviously pissed for being on the wrong end of a Witch Hunt, flips to the Samburus to get rid of Lex, and would have succeeded in doing so had Brandon not held an even bigger Idiot Ball than Lex's.
- Thailand: In episode 9 reward challenge, Jeff announces the prize will be a full-cut of their loved ones. Brain, who had his alliance seeing him as a "honest working guy", know that his wife, C.C can be quite spontaneous and might damage his persona.
You'd Expect: Him just throw the challenge and nobody will notice.
Instead:He decided to win the challenge, and it ended up with C.C showing their mansion, a grand piano and 2 brand new cars. The biggest one of all is that she wanted Brain to win the show so that they can go to Fiji. If Brain wasn't such a Manipulative Bastard, he might be easily voted off due to a love letter from home.
- All-Stars: Lex pulls a boneheaded move just before the tribal merge. At the tribe change-up, Amber ends up separated from her Chapera tribemates, and is put with the Mogo Mogo tribe (who are now in the Chapera camp). Lex (and the rest of his tribe members) have seen that Rob is highly protective of Amber, and has already proven himself to be a superior force in challenges. At the immunity challenge, Rob goes to Lex immediately after and tells him he will be protected, provided that Lex protects Amber in turn.
You'd Expect: That after already eliminating two good competitors (Richard and Ethan) with backroom deals, he would look out for himself and eliminate Amber at the next Tribal Council, which would (a) put his tribe ahead of Rob's team, (b) demoralize Rob and (c) give Lex an opportunity to eliminate an opposing force before he makes any more moves. After all, Lex has already seen Rob carry most of his original team through half the game.
Instead: Lex takes Rob at his word, and spares Amber by voting out another loyal team member (Jerri). In the following episode (where the teams merge as Chaboga Mogo), Rob tells him point-blank that he's not going to help him, and Lex is swiftly eliminated that night at Council. Following this, Mogo Mogo gets Pagonged by the tight-knit Chapera. For his part, Lex does admit he seriously screwed up when he did what Rob asked.
Later On: When they're down to five people, Chaboga Mogo heads into Tribal Council with Rob wearing the Immunity necklace. At this point, Rob has planted a lot of discord between Tom, Rupert and Jenna (with the latter two realizing that Rob is playing them).
You'd Expect: The three players, who all know that Rob has been tight with Amber since the beginning of the game (an alliance which he has told them multiple times he wouldn't break), would eliminate Amber immediately and take out Rob at the next Council, leaving the three of them left.
Instead: Rob convinces Rupert (who knows Rob was tricking him into fighting with Tom) and Jenna (who knows she's a liability) to vote out Tom, which allows Rob and Amber to coast through unchallenged to the final Tribal Council.
- Vanuatu: The woman have a 6-1 majority and the lone remaining male, Chris, has lost the immunity challenge. When Chris accepted his fate, Ami & LeAnn (who holds the most power), took pity on him and decided to vote off Eliza (who irritated most of the tribemates) instead. When Twila heard about this news, she advise them to vote off Chris first, since Chris would automatically get the guys' votes when he made it to the end.
You'd expect: Ami and LeAnn took her advice and just vote off Chris.
Instead: They remain adamant into voting off Eliza, which lead to Twila realize that she's don't have a high position in the totem pole. She, along with Scout, Eliza and Chris turned the tides and vote off LeAnn. Ami was soon voted off later when Chris win immunity later.
- Micronesia had a particularly stunning example of this. Near the endgame with 5, 4 people were in an alliance. When the outsider, Erik won the Immunity Challenge, the four women plotted to get him to willingly surrender his immunity. They sent one of their group to convince him that he needed to give it up to "redeem" himself. Natalie herself lampshades the absurdity of the scheme possibly succeeding, stating "who would fall for that?"
You'd expect: Erik to tell Natalie exactly where to stick her request, knowing that this game is based upon the concept of "Looking out for #1."
Instead: He gives her the immunity necklace just before the elimination vote. No points if you guess what happened next.
- His move was so epically stupid that James, the guy known for getting eliminated while sitting on two hidden immunity idols, stated that Erik had beaten him for the title of "dumbest Survivor ever." Ironically, 4 years earlier on the second season of The Apprentice, another Mark Burnett show, Bradford Cohen gave up HIS immunity to being eliminated for the wrong reasons (he also was terminated from his chance to win that program.)
- Earlier in the same season, after finding the Hidden Immunity Idol, Ozzy created a fake one and put it where he found the real deal, hoping to trip up whoever found it. He's not really an expert craftsman, though, and the best he can make is a poorly carved stick with a misshapen smiley face on it. A couple episodes later, Jason finds said fake idol.
You'd Expect: That Jason would be suspicious of how it looks cheaply-made, and subsequently realize it's a blatant fake and someone else got the real one.
Instead: He buys it, hook, line, and sinker. So much so that when his ally Eliza comes under fire, he plays the "idol" to protect her, and is genuinely shocked when Jeff announces it's not the real thing (the shock is even more laughable when Eliza had confronted him about the idol earlier, and outright told him it was a fake and that Ozzy had the real one; he kept insisting that his "idol" was real). Eliza was voted out here, but not before revealing who had the real immunity idol.
- After the next immunity challenge, Cirie approached Alexis, Jason, Natalie, and Parvati about tricking Ozzy into thinking that Jason, his latest target, would be going out, so he wouldn't play the idol and they could blindside him.
You'd Expect: No matter what was happening in tribe, Ozzy brings the idol with him to Tribal Council as a rule of thumb.
Instead: When they get to council, Ozzy realizes that he had FORGOTTEN to bring the idol with him that night. He gets blindsided as a result.
Then: Next episode, Jason is sent to Exile Island, and informed that a new immunity idol had been hidden there. He succeeds at finding the idol before returning for the next immunity challenge, which he loses.
You'd Expect: For him to hide his idol somewhere where it can't be found by another tribemate.
Instead: He leaves it in his bag. The girls rummage though his bag after Erik won immunity, and find the idol inside. Natalie, having already convinced Jason that James was the new target, reassures him of the plan, and he doesn't play the idol, resulting in HIM getting blindsided.
- Gabon: Marcus had one of the swiftest and dumbest downfalls ever. A tribal swap at the Final 10 happens, giving his tribe, the Kotas, a 3-2 advantage on both tribes. All he has to do is secure Susie after she got 3 votes last Tribal Council and take out the Final 2 Fang alliance of Crystal and Ken.
You'd expect: When Susie asks Marcus if he can be trusted, he says, "Yes you can, Susie. Which of the two do you want to go home?"
Instead: He either ignores or doesn't answer her or give her any trust, and instead goes to Crystal based solely over the fact that he was best friends with her cousin. He makes her an offer to replace Susie in her alliance as #6 if she votes off her closest ally, Ken. Not being a complete idiot, she rats him out to Susie and they handily vote Marcus out 3-2.
- Heroes Vs. Villains:
- Midway through the season, J.T. discovers a Hidden Immunity Idol, and the group agrees to share it in case they go to another Tribal Council or merge with the Villains. Concurrently, they've also assumed that Russell is on the wrong end of an Amazon Brigade, and is constantly fighting for his game life against five other female players. J.T. subsequently decides to set a precedent and give the group's Hidden Immunity Idol to Russell so he can vote out Parvati.
You'd Expect: That given how Russell is a member of the Villains, and they have no way of knowing his true intentions, they would just keep it to themselves and not give any member of the opposing team an advantage.
Instead: J.T. enacts Good Is Dumb, and smuggles the Idol to Russell during the next Immunity Challenge. Russell, who has been leading the women's alliance, takes out Courtney (a periphery player) and, after the teams merge, J.T. was voted off at the next Tribal Council due to Parvati's machinations. For bonus points, Candice helps the Villains, despite Sandra telling her not to.
- Later, the Villains outnumber the Heroes. Sandra (a Villain) goes to Colby and Rupert (the two Heroes left) and tells them that Russell can't be trusted. She explains that he played the Heroes team for fools when they gave him their hidden immunity idol, and that he's the one who's been leading the rest of the female Villains (as well as being the one that destroyed Sandra's alliance with Courtney). She tells them this no less than three times in the span of two episodes.
You'd Expect: That, given that J.T. was knocked out post-merge by Russell (after telling the Heroes that he had previously played it to save himself, something that never happened), and already showed that he broke his word multiple times, they would at least try Sandra's advice and knock out Russell before he becomes a bigger threat.
Instead: Nobody besides Rupert believes her. The Heroes try and vote her out instead, and they get systematically eliminated by Russell's alliance, leaving only the Villains left in the final three. Sandra proceeds to call Colby and Rupert out on this during the final Tribal Council meeting. For bonus points, a Secret Scene revealed that Russell and Parvati were walking around camp reading J.T's letter out loud (and laughing about it) to the rest of the Heroes, and they still didn't do anything.
- Meanwhile, Russell goes through this hard at the Heroes vs. Villains final seven: at the time, the only contestants left are his alliance with Parvati, Danielle, and Jerri, Sandra, who's aligned with nobody, and Rupert and Colby on the outs. But Russell is beginning to become suspicious of Parvati and Danielle, on account of the two of them keeping a Hidden Immunity Idol secret from him (which wasn't all that wise, either).
You'd Expect: That Russell would keep his core alliance with Parvati and Danielle strong, given that they've been working together from the get-go (not to mention that the two are at this point the only ones left that will talk to him), just to be sure that the three of them will go to the end.
Instead: He decides to pit the two of them against one another in hopes of separating them. When Danielle calls him out on it at Tribal Council, he proceeds to talk to Danielle like she's crap in front of the entire jury, which - if Courtney's reaction◊ is any indication - destroyed whatever slim chance was left of him winning. Or, for that matter, avoiding a Humiliation Conga.
- Russell's entire strategy: convinced that he is the best player ever, he proceeds to lie, backstab and generally screw around with just about everybody. By the time that the show is down to the final three, Russell has blindsided and backstabbed his alliance, people he made temporary alliances with, and just about everyone else on the jury. The other two members of the final three are Parvati, his former ally who is regarded as a skilled and dangerous player, and Sandra, who basically hates his guts, spent most of the season trying to get him voted off and who may not be a strong player, but has the advantage of not being Russell.
You'd Expect: At some point during the season, Russell realizes that pissing off the jury isn't going to end well. You'd really expect that by the time of the Final Tribal Council, he might be just a little bit worried that he's up against his much more likeable former ally and his extremely entertaining enemy, and the jury has no reason to like him whatsoever.
Instead: He remains convinced of his own superiority (even going so far as to tell off Danielle, an ex-finalist), and naturally loses in a landslide: Sandra gets six votes, Parvati gets three votes, and Russell gets no votes. Even better, at the reunion, Jeff tries to explain that backstabbing the jury will make them dislike you. Russell refuses to acknowledge that.
- At the live reunion, Boston Rob – who had just given his own take on how a Rob-Russell alliance would go – lays down the gauntlet to Russell. He challenges him to a Survivor rematch.
You’d Expect: Because he is no longer and will never again be an unknown quantity, Russell would decline the offer, or at least wait a few seasons, when he’s not quite so fresh in people’s minds (hint: Sandra hasn’t competed for 13 seasons).
Instead: He effectively says, bring it on. Production knows exactly what’s just landed into their laps and proceeds to build a cast make-up tailored precisely to all of Rob’s strong suits and all of Russell’s weak suits. The season following Nicaragua…
- Nicaragua: It's the final six, Jane feels a bit on the outs in her four-person alliance with Chase, Sash, and Holly. The alliance's immediate target Fabio wins Immunity, and he tries to protect his ally Dan by convincing Chase that Jane's the bigger threat. Chase immediately takes the idea to Sash and Holly, and the three soon resolve to vote Jane off (forgetting, incidentally, that Fabio made the suggestion in the first place).
You'd Expect: That they would blindside Jane. Dan and Fabio want her gone, and Chase and Sash are the ones with hidden Immunity Idols, so there wouldn't be any real way that she could protect herself if votes were cast her way.
Instead: The three of them tell Jane to her face that she's the next to go. Not only does Jane reveal the alliance at Tribal that night, but now Chase and Sash have to take Holly with them to the Final Three, lest they have a vicious attempt on Jane's part to turn the jury towards Dan or Fabio (the latter of whom ruined that plan with an immunity win).
- Redemption Island sees Russell, and by extension all of the Zapatera, getting hit hard with this trope. To elaborate, this is the first season that he's playing alongside people that had the chance to see him in action; they know exactly what he's all about. One of the first things he does is promise his tribe that he'll be playing a different game this time.
You'd Expect: That Russell actually would play a different game this time, or at least pretend to do so until the merge, when he would likely have the better numbers. In the very least, they wouldn't have been so likely to have their own What an Idiot entries.
Instead: He runs the exact same play in the exact same way, from swiping clues to the Hidden Immunity Idol to forming his usual harem (while dismissing anyone who isn't built like a Laker Girl), to pigging out on the tribe's provisions while they fish. Not surprisingly, he's marked as a threat, his tribe throws a challenge to off him, and the vote is split three ways on the off-chance he did find the idol. (Oh, forgot: he didn't even bother making sure no one was watching.) On the re-vote, they have five available votes and two options while Russell's side has only one available vote and one option. (Stephanie doesn't exactly help their cause with her irritation at David's spiel or her scorching tirade at Tribal Council, which loses them a potential swing vote.) One guess as to who goes. That's when the Disaster Dominoes begin for the entire tribe:
- Extra points however also go to his Zapatera tribe who wanted him gone, FAST.
You'd Expect: The group just wait until a normal immunity challenge loss to vote him out (Or just vote off his allies, so Russell will be forced to work for them). They know Russell's game and know he's not to be trusted and the same would likely (or should have been) with the other tribe should a tribal mix occur and, while as sneaky as Russell can be, he's pretty decent in challenges, something which could help them avoid tribal councils to come and then come out on top at the merge. Plus, they saw Rob already survived 2 tribal councils in a row.
Instead: They throw the THIRD immunity challenge to boot him out, which managed to snowball their tribe into repeated losses, having their tribe decimated before the merge and then mostly kicked out one by one after the merge leaving an all Ometepe final six.
- Next episode, with their sugar daddy gone, Russell's concubines are alone against the Zapatera Six.
You'd expect: Knowing they're basically begging for their game lives, Stephanie and Krista would try to make a little peace with the enraged Zapatera. They might even be able to replace the fifth or sixth wheel and have a legitimate crack at overtaking the Ometepe (who already dropped one fringe player through the trapdoor). Or, if they can last until the merge, swing over to the Ometepe, and use them to get back at their former tribe and go deep into the game. Any way you slice it, a powerful bloc whose votes decide the power center for the rest of the season.
Instead: Krista confronts the Zapatera Six about the folly of their decision, albeit in a manner far from Up to Eleven. Stephanie, of course, does Stephanie things. Two up, two down, game, set, match. (The only thing that saved them earlier was their challenge win, which the Ometepe used to sink another player on the periphery. The Zapatera Six did themselves no favors, either, letting the pair of them attend the duel at which Kristina was eliminated.)
- And speaking of the Ometepe tribe, they managed to pull this and held an Idiot Ball for the entire season, . One tribe gets Russell, and they get Boston Rob. Now they've all seen Russell play, and they have also seen Rob play and even knew who he was.
You'd Expect: That they'd realize that he's Dangerously Genre Savvy and should get him out ASAP because he's got a huge target on his back, has more experience, has the producers on his side and there is nothing saying you can't immediately vote him out (as Russell found out pretty fast).
Instead: Only Kristina realizes this while everyone else except Francesca seems to be staring at Rob like he's a savior and then looking at Phillip asking, "Is this guy serious?". Kristina then goes on to find the hidden immunity idol within the first three days and immediately intends to use it to get Rob out of the game (which failed). They then vote out Kristina and Francesca and let Rob do all the work for them, letting it progress into the solo game when the producers throw one puzzle after another at Rob (the only challenges he gets to compete in, mind you) and are then surprised that Rob seems to be taking someone hated by everyone else (Phillip and Natalie) over them. Unsurprisingly, Rob wins in a landslide (losing only Ralph's vote).
- South Pacific:
- Ozzy, due to his choices regarding Redemption Island. At the final twelve, with one person on Redemption Island, Savaii go to Tribal Council and are expected to vote someone out to join Christine on RI. Ozzy confides in the tribe that he had a dream that he would get voted out, go to Redemption Island, battle and defeat Christine, and rejoin their tribe making sure that they go into the supposed merge 6-6. This plan is insanely risky in that the merge is merely assumed to be coming up, and Christine is still there, with no telling if the challenge will be one Ozzy will excel at (given how she's even beaten Mikayla, a highly physical player). Furthermore, Christine has been seen giving the finger to her old tribe and leaves no doubt she'd jump to Savaii in a heartbeat if she ever came back. Of important note is that this plan also involves putting trust in and keeping Cochran, whom most of the tribe has been treating as a Butt Monkey/verbal punching bag for the last 21 days.
You'd Expect: The rest of the tribe to ignore Ozzy's insane plan and instead vote out Cochran, not taking the risk that he'd swap to Upolu after 21 days of verbal jibing. Then they could swing Christine to their side and use her challenge prowess displayed on Redemption Island to their advantage for the upcoming 6-6 voting tie the entire tribe was anticipating.
Instead: They go through with it, keep Cochran, vote out Ozzy, Ozzy beats Christine in the duel and gets rid of her. After a tie at the Tribal Council vote, Cochran flips on his high-school-esque tribe and votes out one of their members with Upolu, who have been treating him well since the tribes have been merged (exactly how Christine indicated she would have aided the Savaii). And while he's with his new peeps, the other Savaii are left fighting for their game lives.
- Midway through the game, Christine is making no effort at all to be friendly with Coach, going as far as to call him a "temporary player."
You'd Expect: That since she's in a minority alliance with Stacey and needs all the help she can get, she would stop insulting everyone and try to make nice with as many people as possible.
Instead: She makes it blatantly clear to the rest of her tribe that she is hunting for idols, and yet made no effort at all to ally herself with anyone besides Stacey. note She's surprised that Coach and his alliance voted her out!
- In the same season, Brandon Hantz (nephew of Russell Hantz, also on this list) wins immunity right before the final Redemption duel.
You'd Expect: That he would hold onto it. It's a critical juncture in the game, and he needs every opportunity he can get.
Instead: He gives it to an ally and is immediately voted off, similar to Erik's entry earlier on this list (though no one appeared to have planted any seeds in Brandon's head as the Brigade did Erik's).
- Episode 1 of Philippines sees Zane Knight making an alliance with both the women and the men secretly. He intends to vote out Russell due to him being a threat to his power. The rest of the tribe agrees and prepares to vote out Russell.
You'd expect: Zane to not reveal to Malcolm and Russell that he already forged an alliance with the women, and to accept the offer to vote out the latter with the rest of his tribe.
Instead: He reveals to Malcolm and Russell that he already formed an alliance with the women, and asks his tribe to vote him out, stating it's part of a strategy. He gets voted out unanimously because he's untrustworthy.
- Later in that season, Jeff Kent tells Carter that they are voting out returning member Johnathan Penner.
You'd expect: Carter wouldn't accidentally tell Penner they are voting him out.
Instead: Carter accidentally tells Penner they are voting him out.
- Never mind, Revenge Before Reason didn't help Jeff's cause, either.
- In the first half of Episode 1, David (the president of the Florida Marlins, who's dressed formally) is elected as leader by his tribe. Jeff asks him to select whom he thinks is the weakest link on the tribe by first impressions alone.
You'd Expect: He'd pick someone like Spencer or J'Tia, who by looks alone aren't heavy hitters.
Instead: He chooses Garrett, the only one on the tribe who could take any of the Brawns tribe, which pisses him off, vowing revenge. As a result, when the Brains lose the challenge, Garrett seizes the chance to get David eliminated. David is the first person voted out, 4-2.
- Garrett himself gets struck with this soon after. The tribe loses the next challenge and have to vote again, and since J'Tia lost it for them (and she dumped the team's rice into the fire because she believed she was next to go), it's obvious who's currently in his sights. Tasha and Kass are hesitant to do so, since they want to use her for a goat.
You'd Expect: That Garrett just lets things run their course and makes the argument at Tribal Council to boot her.
Instead: He hosts an impromptu tribe discussion where he blatantly says J'Tia is the one to go and bans strategy talk for the remainder of the afternoon. This only cements Tasha and Kass's concerns, and they blindside him, 3-2, leaving his ally Spencer on the outs.
: In the next episode, Tasha and Kass admit they probably would have voted for J'Tia if Garrett wasn't being such a colossal moron. Meaning if he just kept his mouth shut, he would have stayed in the game.
- In Episode 6 (the merge episode), Sarah sees that she's the swing vote between the two alliances, and is torn between them.
You'd Expect: She'd think long and hard about her decision, and at least try to downplay her importance so she isn't seen as a threat.
Instead: She pretty much flaunts this status, and causes Tony's alliance (and Kass) to turn on her. Sarah is blindsided, 6-5.
- Woo has won the immunity and gets to vote out the last castaway between Tony and Kass. He promises Kass that he'll vote out Tony.
You'd Expect: That Woo would keep his promise and vote out Tony, not only taking out the biggest threat left but also bringing himself to the final 2 with someone who has absolutely no friends on the jury.
Instead: Woo decides to stay loyal to Tony, his ally from the beginning, and votes out Kass. Guess who wins?
- San Juan Del Sur: Drew Christy in his boot episode decides to throw a challenge in order to get snakes off of his tribe.
You'd Expect: That Drew consult the tribe or an alliance about this before doing anything rash, and then go with group consensus.
Instead: Not having an alliance, deciding to do this on his own, telling Jaclyn from Coyopa about it, throwing the challenge incredibly obviously, then railroading over everyone he talks to and their suggestions to vote out in order to push the vote against Kelley, who has not at all been portrayed as a threat yet.
The Result: Even though Jeremy wants to vote out Keith for a valid reason, and Jon his best friend wants to vote out Julie for a very valid reason, Drew persists so heavily with Kelley that all the guys get mixed up except for Jeremy, and all the girls vote Drew out. There might be absolutely no aspect of Survivor that wasn't screwed up by Drew Christy in a single episode.
- Worlds Apart: It's the Final 11 Immunity Challenge, and Dan is trying to solve the slide puzzel to win immunity. He jups the gun too early, and Jeff calls him wrong. This is what his puzzle looked like.◊
You'd Expect: Dan would notice that the tiles need to be reversed, and would solve that problem easily.
Instead: He makes the same mistake twice, and Jeff calls him wrong again. Needless to say, he does not win immunity.