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'''Alternatively:''' Instead of focusing on creating more dinosaurs, the company simply resurrect and feature other prehistoric animals such as ''Paraceratherium'', Woolly Mammoth, or even a ''Megalodon''[[note]]They could insert DNA unto their closest relatives for cloning which is such as a Rhinoceros, an Asian Elephant, and a Great White Shark respectively[[/note]]. After all, if visitors start to become bored with dinosaurs, [[BoringButPractical why not educate them on other geological eras and prehistoric animal to the common mass of people so that they will still be enticed to come to their parks]]. Hell, it doesn't even need to be restricted to the Mesozoic up until today. If they ''really'' want to go all out, they could resurrect animals from the Earth's very distant past such as sea scorpions, trilobites, [[BigCreepyCrawlies any Carboniferous era arthropod]], ''Anomalocaris'', and ''Dimetrodon'', all animals come from the Paleozoic (from the Cambrian explosion all the way to the Permian), which despite being even longer than the Mesozoic and the Cenozoic, are still very poorly underrepresented in prehistoric media.\\

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'''Alternatively:''' Instead of focusing on creating more dinosaurs, the company simply resurrect and feature other prehistoric animals such as ''Paraceratherium'', Woolly Mammoth, or even a ''Megalodon''[[note]]They could insert DNA unto their closest relatives for cloning which is such as a Rhinoceros, an Asian Elephant, and a Great White Shark respectively[[/note]]. After all, if visitors start to become bored with dinosaurs, [[BoringButPractical why not educate them on other geological eras and prehistoric animal to the common mass of people so that they will still be enticed to come to their parks]]. Hell, it doesn't even need to be restricted to the Mesozoic up until today. If they ''really'' want to go all out, they could resurrect animals from the Earth's very distant past such as sea scorpions, trilobites, ''Dunkleosteus'', ''Moschops'', [[BigCreepyCrawlies any Carboniferous era arthropod]], ''Wiwaxia'', ''Anomalocaris'', and ''Dimetrodon'', ''Dimetrodon''[[labelnote:note, spoilers for Dominion]]The latter of which ''did'' get brought back from extinction, but not by [=InGen=] and instead their corporate rivals, Biosyn[[/labelnote]], all animals come from the Paleozoic (from the Cambrian explosion all the way to the Permian), which despite being even longer than the Mesozoic and the Cenozoic, are still very poorly underrepresented in prehistoric media.\\
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'''Alternatively:''' Instead of focusing on creating more dinosaurs, the company simply resurrect and feature other prehistoric animals such as ''Paraceratherium'', Woolly Mammoth, or even a ''Megalodon''[[note]]They could insert DNA unto their closest relatives for cloning which is such as a Rhinoceros, an Asian Elephant, and a Great White Shark respectively[[/note]]. After all, if visitors start to become bored with dinosaurs, [[BoringButPractical why not educate them on other geological eras and prehistoric animal to the common mass of people so that they will still be enticed to come to their parks]]. Hell, it doesn't even need to be restricted to the Mesozoic up until today. If they ''really'' want to go all out, they could resurrect animals from the Earth's very distant past such as sea scorpions, trilobites, ''Anomalocaris'', and ''Dimetrodon'', all animals come from the Paleozoic (from the Cambrian explosion all the way to the Permian), which despite being even longer than the Mesozoic and the Cenozoic, are still very poorly underrepresented in prehistoric media.\\

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'''Alternatively:''' Instead of focusing on creating more dinosaurs, the company simply resurrect and feature other prehistoric animals such as ''Paraceratherium'', Woolly Mammoth, or even a ''Megalodon''[[note]]They could insert DNA unto their closest relatives for cloning which is such as a Rhinoceros, an Asian Elephant, and a Great White Shark respectively[[/note]]. After all, if visitors start to become bored with dinosaurs, [[BoringButPractical why not educate them on other geological eras and prehistoric animal to the common mass of people so that they will still be enticed to come to their parks]]. Hell, it doesn't even need to be restricted to the Mesozoic up until today. If they ''really'' want to go all out, they could resurrect animals from the Earth's very distant past such as sea scorpions, trilobites, [[BigCreepyCrawlies any Carboniferous era arthropod]], ''Anomalocaris'', and ''Dimetrodon'', all animals come from the Paleozoic (from the Cambrian explosion all the way to the Permian), which despite being even longer than the Mesozoic and the Cenozoic, are still very poorly underrepresented in prehistoric media.\\
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'''Alternatively:''' Instead of focusing on creating more dinosaurs, the company simply resurrect and feature other prehistoric animals such as ''Paraceratherium'', Woolly Mammoth, or even a ''Megalodon''[[note]]They could insert DNA unto their closest relatives for cloning which is such as a Rhinoceros, an Asian Elephant, and a Great White Shark respectively[[/note]]. After all, if visitors start to become bored with dinosaurs, [[BoringButPractical why not educate them on other geological eras and prehistoric animal to the common mass of people so that they will still be enticed to come to their parks]]. \\

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'''Alternatively:''' Instead of focusing on creating more dinosaurs, the company simply resurrect and feature other prehistoric animals such as ''Paraceratherium'', Woolly Mammoth, or even a ''Megalodon''[[note]]They could insert DNA unto their closest relatives for cloning which is such as a Rhinoceros, an Asian Elephant, and a Great White Shark respectively[[/note]]. After all, if visitors start to become bored with dinosaurs, [[BoringButPractical why not educate them on other geological eras and prehistoric animal to the common mass of people so that they will still be enticed to come to their parks]]. Hell, it doesn't even need to be restricted to the Mesozoic up until today. If they ''really'' want to go all out, they could resurrect animals from the Earth's very distant past such as sea scorpions, trilobites, ''Anomalocaris'', and ''Dimetrodon'', all animals come from the Paleozoic (from the Cambrian explosion all the way to the Permian), which despite being even longer than the Mesozoic and the Cenozoic, are still very poorly underrepresented in prehistoric media.\\
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* The park management wants to showcase a flock of [[PteroSoarer pterosaurs]], via a treehouse lodge in their aviary that guests can safely watch them from. However, they need to make sure the pterosaurs are acclimated to the lodge first.\\

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* The park management wants to showcase a flock of [[PteroSoarer [[TerrorDactyl pterosaurs]], via a treehouse lodge in their aviary that guests can safely watch them from. However, they need to make sure the pterosaurs are acclimated to the lodge first.\\

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65 millions years in the making can't excuse those sheer moments of idiocy.

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65 millions million years in the making can't excuse those sheer moments of idiocy.



'''Instead''': Hammond insists they remain alive, since he has started viewing them as pets or even children, and has them kept in what amounts to an electrified box in the middle of a clearing, with a dense jungle only yards away. What's worse, he places this enclosure near a critical utility junction for the Park's electrified fences. Eventually, the raptors escape. This conga-line of bad decisions leads to their most qualified programmer and animal expert getting killed, and nearly leads to Ellie's own death when they all attempt to restore power to the park's compromised electrical fences.

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'''Instead''': Hammond insists they remain alive, since he has started viewing them as pets or even children, and has them kept in what amounts to an electrified box in the middle of a clearing, with a dense jungle only yards away. What's worse, he places this enclosure near a critical utility junction for the Park's electrified fences. Eventually, the raptors escape. This conga-line of bad decisions leads to the deaths of their most qualified programmer and animal expert getting killed, expert, and nearly leads to Ellie's own death when they all attempt to restore power to the park's compromised electrical fences.



'''Instead''': He brings it back to the trailer. Naturally, [[MamaBear its]] [[PapaWolf parents]] don't take kindly to this.
--> '''Malcolm:''' [[{{Understatement}} Mommy's very angry.]]

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'''Instead''': He brings it back to the trailer. \\
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Naturally, [[MamaBear its]] [[PapaWolf parents]] don't take kindly to this.
--> '''Malcolm:''' -->'''Malcolm:''' [[{{Understatement}} Mommy's very angry.]]



'''You'd Expect:''' The gyrosphere would have been programmed to only allow guests to go into designated public areas and that in the event of an emergency there'd be an automatic recall function that would override the guests' control. \\

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'''You'd Expect:''' The gyrosphere would have been gyrosphers to be programmed to only allow guests to go into designated public areas areas, and that in the event of an emergency there'd be an automatic recall function that would override the guests' control. \\



'''Or:''' Instead of focusing on creating more dinosaurs, the company simply resurrect and feature other prehistoric animals such as ''Paraceratherium'', Woolly Mammoth, or even a ''Megalodon''[[note]]They could insert DNA unto their closest relatives for cloning which is such as a Rhinoceros, an Asian Elephant, and a Great White Shark respectively[[/note]]. After all, if visitors start to become bored with dinosaurs, [[BoringButPractical why not educate them on other geological eras and prehistoric animal to the common mass of people so that they will still be enticed to come to their parks]]. \\

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'''Or:''' '''Alternatively:''' Instead of focusing on creating more dinosaurs, the company simply resurrect and feature other prehistoric animals such as ''Paraceratherium'', Woolly Mammoth, or even a ''Megalodon''[[note]]They could insert DNA unto their closest relatives for cloning which is such as a Rhinoceros, an Asian Elephant, and a Great White Shark respectively[[/note]]. After all, if visitors start to become bored with dinosaurs, [[BoringButPractical why not educate them on other geological eras and prehistoric animal to the common mass of people so that they will still be enticed to come to their parks]]. \\



'''Instead:''' As showcased during the gyrosphere ride, they appear to be hiring ''anyone'', including a typical "bored teenager in a summer job" stereotype. This becomes especially JustForFun/{{Egregious}} when [[FridgeLogic one realizes]] that even if the kid came from the nearest U.S city (San Diego, California), the company would have had to ship him to Isla Nublar, presumably with all the expense attached to such a trip, where he would have to be accommodated for.

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'''Instead:''' As showcased during the gyrosphere ride, they appear to be hiring ''anyone'', including a typical "bored teenager in a summer job" stereotype. This becomes especially JustForFun/{{Egregious}} when [[FridgeLogic one realizes]] that even if the kid came from the nearest U.S city (San Diego, California), the company would have had to ship him to Isla Nublar, presumably with all the expense expenses attached to such a trip, where he would have to be accommodated for.



* Wheatley and his mercenaries have managed to capture Blue and all the other dinosaurs they needed and has revealed his true colors to Owen (who he had partially knocked out with a {{Tranquilizer Dart}}) and the rest of the Dinosaur Protection Group.\\

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* Ken Wheatley and his mercenaries have managed to capture Blue and all the other dinosaurs they needed and has revealed his true colors to Owen (who he had partially knocked out with a {{Tranquilizer Dart}}) and the rest of the Dinosaur Protection Group.\\
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* Barry is an experienced member of French Intelligence who has been investigating Soyona Santos's dinosaur smuggling operation for years. He holds her at gunpoint with her hands raised when he finally arrests her, while Owen makes his way to the plane Claire is boarding.\\
'''You'd Expect:''' Knowing that Soyona had a laser pointer she used to sic the ''Atrociraptors'' on their victims, and not knowing if she has any other hidden weapons, he would demand that she keeps her hands visible at all times, and shoot her if she refuses to comply.\\
'''Instead:''' Barry does nothing, allowing Soyona to tag Owen by sliding her hands behind her head and grab the laser attached to her bracelet and leading to Owen himself being chased by an ''Atrociraptor''.
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* Prior to the events of the film, Hammond and his scientists have cloned several ''Velociraptors'', have proven themselves to be not only extremely dangerous, but very aggressive and extremely intelligent, easily making them the most dangerous dinosaurs in the park. Muldoon notes that they have been testing the electric fences for weaknesses, and in the intro, we see one kill a man named Jophrey Brown. These are animals vicious enough to strip a live cow to the bone in less than three minutes, and they have made it clear they ''want'' to escape.\\

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* Prior to the events of the film, Hammond and his scientists have cloned several ''Velociraptors'', which have proven themselves to be not only extremely dangerous, but very aggressive and extremely intelligent, easily making them the most dangerous dinosaurs in the park. Muldoon notes that they have been testing the electric fences for weaknesses, and in the intro, we see one kill a man named Jophrey Brown. These are animals vicious enough to strip a live cow to the bone in less than three minutes, and they have made it clear they ''want'' to escape.\\



* Speaking of which, Nedry is trying to steal the embyros, and has full access to the park's security system to accomplish this.\\

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* The park wants to showcase a flock of [[PteroSoarer pterosaurs]] via a cool little treehouse lodge in their aviary that guests can safely watch them from, but they need to make sure the pterosaurs are acclimated to the lodge first.\\
'''You'd Expect:''' Them to build the aviary lodge first, then release the pterosaurs into the aviary (or better yet, hold off on cloning pterosaurs entirely until their enclosure is finished). Since the lodge will have been there from the start, the pterosaurs will come to see it as part of their habitat, acclimating to it instantly.\\
'''Instead:''' They release the pterosaurs into the aviary and ''then'' start building the lodge. Barring the fact that the pterosaurs are [[HairTriggerTemper violently territorial]], the noise and debris that would be generated by the construction of the lodge would inevitably make ''any'' animal living there (humans included) extremely irritable.

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* The park management wants to showcase a flock of [[PteroSoarer pterosaurs]] pterosaurs]], via a cool little treehouse lodge in their aviary that guests can safely watch them from, but from. However, they need to make sure the pterosaurs are acclimated to the lodge first.\\
'''You'd Expect:''' Them For management to build the aviary lodge first, then release the pterosaurs into the aviary (or better yet, hold off on cloning pterosaurs entirely until their enclosure is finished). Since the lodge will have been there from the start, the pterosaurs will come to see it as part of their habitat, acclimating to it instantly.\\
'''Instead:''' They release the pterosaurs into the aviary and ''then'' start building the lodge.lodge around it. Barring the fact that the pterosaurs are [[HairTriggerTemper violently territorial]], the noise and debris that would be generated by the construction of the lodge would inevitably make ''any'' animal living there (humans included) extremely irritable. No points for guessing what happens next.



'''You'd Expect''': That park managment would allow the vets to euthanise one to allow them to perform a comprehensive autopsy to find where the venom glands are located in the body, or failing that, destroy all the dinosaurs as their venom-spitting abilities makes them extremely dangerous, posing the high likelihood of a park visitor or member of staff being killed or at the very least [[EyeScream left permenantly blind]], not to mention the inevitability of a lawsuit from a grieving family member or injured park visitor/former member of staff.\\
'''Instead''': Park management refuses to destroy any of the dinosaurs, rendering an autopsy impossible and the ''Dilophosaurus'' still pose a danger. The closest they come to providing a solution is ensuring an antivenom and eyewash is kept close to the dilophosaur paddock.

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* When everybody leaves the island (except for Hammond, Muldoon, Arnold, Nedry, and Grant's group) for the end of the day and because of a tropical storm, Nedry plans to hack Jurassic Park by turning off the security system (except for the raptor fences) so that he can steal the embryos and escape.\\

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'''You'd Expect''': That park managment would allow the vets to euthanise one to allow them to perform a comprehensive autopsy to find where the venom glands are located in the body, or failing body. Failing that, they would destroy all the dinosaurs dinosaurs, as their venom-spitting abilities makes them extremely dangerous, posing the high likelihood of a park visitor or member of staff being killed or at the very least [[EyeScream left permenantly permanently blind]], not to mention the inevitability of a lawsuit from a grieving family member or injured park visitor/former member of staff.\\
'''Instead''': Park management refuses to destroy any of the dinosaurs, rendering an autopsy impossible and the ''Dilophosaurus'' still pose a danger. The closest they come to providing a solution is ensuring an antivenom and eyewash is kept close to the dilophosaur paddock.

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* Prior to the events of the film, Hammond and his scientists have cloned several ''Velociraptors'', have proven themselves to be not only extremely dangerous, but very aggressive and extremely intelligent, easily making them the most dangerous dinosaurs in the park. Muldoon notes that they have been testing the electric fences for weaknesses, and in the intro, we see one kill a man named Jophrey Brown. These are animals vicious enough to strip a live cow to the bone in less than three minutes, and they have made it clear they ''want'' to escape.\\
'''You'd Expect''': That they take Muldoon's advice and destroy the raptors. At the very least, the fact that the raptors have killed a man before would have lead to the animal in question being euthanized in any animal preserve or zoo on the planet. Or, at the very, ''very'' least, keep the animals quarantined in a place where they have no avenues of escape should they break out, and as far from any human beings as possible until they can figure out what to do with them. These aren't animals you want anywhere near a crowd of visiting tourists, barriers or not.\\
'''Instead''': Hammond insists they remain alive, since he has started viewing them as pets or even children, and has them kept in what amounts to an electrified box in the middle of a clearing, with a dense jungle only yards away. What's worse, he places this enclosure near a critical utility junction for the Park's electrified fences. Eventually, the raptors escape. This conga-line of bad decisions leads to their most qualified programmer and animal expert getting killed, and nearly leads to Ellie's own death when they all attempt to restore power to the park's compromised electrical fences.
* When everybody leaves the island (except for Hammond, Muldoon, Arnold, Nedry, and Grant's group) for the end of the day and because of a tropical storm, Dennis Nedry plans to hack Jurassic Park by turning off the security system (except for the raptor fences) so that he can steal the embryos and escape.\\



* The ''Velociraptors'' have proven themselves to be not only extremely dangerous, but very aggressive and extremely intelligent, easily making them the most dangerous dinosaurs in the park. Muldoon notes that they have been testing the electric fences for weaknesses, and in the intro we see one kill a man named Jophrey Brown. These are animals vicious enough to strip a live cow to the bone in less than three minutes, and they have made it clear they want to escape.\\
'''You'd Expect''': That they take Muldoon's advice and destroy the raptors. At the very least, the fact that the raptors have killed a man before would have lead to the animal in question being euthanized in any animal preserve or zoo on the planet. Except, of course, [[Film/BlackFish SeaWorld.]] Or, at the very, ''very'' least, keep the animals quarantined in a place where they have no avenues of escape should they break out, and as far from any human beings as possible until they can figure out what to do with them. These aren't animals you want anywhere near a crowd of visiting tourists, barriers or no.\\
'''Instead''': Hammond insists they remain alive, since he has started viewing them as pets or even children and has them kept in what amounts to an electrified box in the middle of a clearing, with a dense jungle only yards away. What's worse, he places this enclosure very near to a critical utility junction for the Park's electrified fences. Eventually, the raptors escape. This conga-line of bad decisions leads to their most qualified programmer and animal expert getting killed, and nearly leads to Ellie's own death when they all attempt to restore power to the park's compromised electrical fences.




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* The characters are stranded on Isla Sorna after their plane crashed. (The fact that they went there in the first place could qualify as a "What an Idiot" moment in itself.) Fortunately, one of those characters is Alan Grant, a renowned paleontologist who has first-hand experience with resurrected dinosaurs.\\

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* The A group of characters are stranded on Isla Sorna after their plane crashed. (The fact that they went there in the first place could qualify as a "What an Idiot" moment in itself.) Fortunately, one of those characters is Alan Grant, a renowned paleontologist who has first-hand experience with resurrected dinosaurs.dinosaurs, and has been hired by a couple whose son disappeared while on a trip near the island to advise them on the ground..\\



'''Instead''': One of them--Amanda Kirby--gripes about having to do what Grant tells them (even her ex-husband is smart enough to heed the advice of the dino expert) and does things like wander off on her own--into a [[RaptorAttack raptor nest]].

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'''Instead''': One of them--Amanda Kirby--gripes them -- Amanda Kirby -- gripes about having to do what Grant tells them (even her ex-husband is smart enough to heed the advice of the dino expert) and does things like wander off on her own--into a [[RaptorAttack raptor nest]].




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* Owen and Claire observe how the dinosaurs are being taken to the Lockwood mansion by the villains.\\
'''You'd Expect:''' For them to just break off from the delivery group, find a town where they can contact Lockwood as soon as they can alerting him of everything that's happening under his nose, and have him send in the troops after Mills and Wheatley.\\

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* Owen and Claire observe how follow the villains as they're taking the dinosaurs are being taken to the Lockwood mansion by the villains.somewhere.\\
'''You'd Expect:''' For them to just break off from the delivery group, group after tending Blue, find a town where they can contact Lockwood as soon as they can alerting him of everything that's happening under his nose, and have him send in the troops after Mills and Wheatley.\\
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'''Instead''': They get captured because they figure out the obvious solution at the very last moment, but manage to escape due to another gratuitous VillainBall from Mills and Wheatley not killing them despite having NO reason to keep them alive [[spoiler: and instead of looking for a phone to call the authorities to catch the villains while the dinosaurs stay in their cages, they break into the black market auction unleashing a ''Stygimoloch'' without a real plan for the sake of avoiding the purchase of the ''Indoraptor'', which instead provokes a series of events that [[NiceJobBreakingItHero set it free and eventually get all the other dinosaurs running out into the wild]]]].

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'''Instead''': They get captured because they figure out the obvious solution at the very last moment, but manage to escape due to another gratuitous VillainBall from Mills and Wheatley not killing them despite having NO reason to keep them alive (or leave a mook to keep an eye on them) [[spoiler: and instead of looking for a phone to call the authorities to catch the villains while the dinosaurs stay in their cages, they break into the black market auction unleashing a ''Stygimoloch'' without a real plan for the sake of avoiding the purchase of the ''Indoraptor'', which instead provokes a series of events that [[NiceJobBreakingItHero set it free and eventually get all the other dinosaurs running out into the wild]]]].
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'''Instead''': They get captured because they figure out the obvious solution at the very last moment, but manage to escape due to another gratuitous VillainBall from Mills and Wheatley not killing them despite having NO reason to keep them alive [[spoiler: and instead of looking for a phone to call the authorities, they break into the black market auction unleashing a ''Stygimoloch'' without a real plan for the sake of avoiding the purchase of the ''Indoraptor'', which instead provokes a series of events that [[NiceJobBreakingItHero set it free and eventually get all the other dinosaurs running out into the wild]]]].

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'''Instead''': They get captured because they figure out the obvious solution at the very last moment, but manage to escape due to another gratuitous VillainBall from Mills and Wheatley not killing them despite having NO reason to keep them alive [[spoiler: and instead of looking for a phone to call the authorities, authorities to catch the villains while the dinosaurs stay in their cages, they break into the black market auction unleashing a ''Stygimoloch'' without a real plan for the sake of avoiding the purchase of the ''Indoraptor'', which instead provokes a series of events that [[NiceJobBreakingItHero set it free and eventually get all the other dinosaurs running out into the wild]]]].
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'''Instead:''' A rich man and co-creator of the dinosaurs approaches her with a Noah's Ark plan to relocate the dinosaurs to yet ''another'' island, which she gleefully accepts. This turns out to be a ruse as the CorruptCorporateExecutive in charge of the rich man's affairs really wants to hold an AuctionOfEvil and sell the dinosaurs off to the highest bidders...on the mainland! By the time our heroes realize they've been duped, they've narrowly survived being stranded on an erupting island and several individuals of 11 surviving dinosaur species have been captured and are en route to the rich guy's estate in San Francisco. [[spoiler: Naturally, they end up getting loose into the world with several having been sold off to unknown fates.]]

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'''Instead:''' A rich man and co-creator of the dinosaurs approaches her with a Noah's Ark plan to relocate the dinosaurs to yet ''another'' island, which she gleefully accepts. This turns out to be a ruse as the CorruptCorporateExecutive in charge of the rich man's affairs really wants to hold an AuctionOfEvil and sell the dinosaurs off to the highest bidders... on the mainland! By the time our heroes realize they've been duped, they've narrowly survived being stranded on an erupting island and several individuals of 11 surviving dinosaur species have been captured and are en route to the rich guy's estate in San Francisco. [[spoiler: Naturally, they end up getting loose into the world with several having been sold off to unknown fates.]]



'''Instead''': They get captured because they figure out the obvious solution at the very last moment, but manage to escape due to another gratuitous VillainBall from Mills and Wheatley not killing them despite having NO reason to keep them alive [[spoiler: and break into the black market auction unleashing a ''Stygimoloch'' without a real plan for the sake of avoiding the purchase of the ''Indoraptor'', which instead provokes a series of events that [[NiceJobBreakingItHero set it free and eventually get all the other dinosaurs running out into the wild]]]].

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'''Instead''': They get captured because they figure out the obvious solution at the very last moment, but manage to escape due to another gratuitous VillainBall from Mills and Wheatley not killing them despite having NO reason to keep them alive [[spoiler: and instead of looking for a phone to call the authorities, they break into the black market auction unleashing a ''Stygimoloch'' without a real plan for the sake of avoiding the purchase of the ''Indoraptor'', which instead provokes a series of events that [[NiceJobBreakingItHero set it free and eventually get all the other dinosaurs running out into the wild]]]].
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'''Instead''': They get captured because they figure out the obvious solution at the very last moment, but manage to escape due to another gratuitous VillainBall from Mills and Wheatley not killing them [[spoiler: and break into the black market auction unleashing a ''Stygimoloch'' without a real plan for the sake of avoiding the purchase of the ''Indoraptor'', which instead provokes a series of events that [[NiceJobBreakingItHero set it free and eventually get all the other dinosaurs running out into the wild]]]].

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'''Instead''': They get captured because they figure out the obvious solution at the very last moment, but manage to escape due to another gratuitous VillainBall from Mills and Wheatley not killing them despite having NO reason to keep them alive [[spoiler: and break into the black market auction unleashing a ''Stygimoloch'' without a real plan for the sake of avoiding the purchase of the ''Indoraptor'', which instead provokes a series of events that [[NiceJobBreakingItHero set it free and eventually get all the other dinosaurs running out into the wild]]]].
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'''Instead''': They get captured because they waste time sneaking around, but manage to escape due to another gratuitous VillainBall from Mills and Wheatley not killing them [[spoiler: and break into the black market auction unleashing a ''Stygimoloch'' without a real plan for the sake of avoiding the purchase of the ''Indoraptor'', which instead provokes a series of events that [[NiceJobBreakingItHero set it free and eventually get all the other dinosaurs running out into the wild]]]].

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'''Instead''': They get captured because they waste time sneaking around, figure out the obvious solution at the very last moment, but manage to escape due to another gratuitous VillainBall from Mills and Wheatley not killing them [[spoiler: and break into the black market auction unleashing a ''Stygimoloch'' without a real plan for the sake of avoiding the purchase of the ''Indoraptor'', which instead provokes a series of events that [[NiceJobBreakingItHero set it free and eventually get all the other dinosaurs running out into the wild]]]].
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'''You'd Expect:''' For them to just leave the group, find a town where they can call Lockwood as soon as they can alerting him of everything that's happening under his nose, and have him send in the troops after Mills and Wheatley.\\

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'''You'd Expect:''' For them to just leave break off from the delivery group, find a town where they can call contact Lockwood as soon as they can alerting him of everything that's happening under his nose, and have him send in the troops after Mills and Wheatley.\\
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'''You'd Expect:''' For them to just call Lockwood alerting him of everything that's happening under his nose, and have him send in the troops after Mills and Wheatley.\\
'''Instead''': They decide to sneak into the underground base and get captured, but manage to escape due to another gratuitous VillainBall from Mills and Wheatley not killing them [[spoiler: and break into the black market auction unleashing a ''Stygimoloch'' without a real plan for the sake of avoiding the purchase of the ''Indoraptor'', which instead provokes a series of events that [[NiceJobBreakingItHero set it free and eventually get all the other dinosaurs running out into the wild]]]].

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'''You'd Expect:''' For them to just leave the group, find a town where they can call Lockwood as soon as they can alerting him of everything that's happening under his nose, and have him send in the troops after Mills and Wheatley.\\
'''Instead''': They decide to sneak into the underground base and get captured, captured because they waste time sneaking around, but manage to escape due to another gratuitous VillainBall from Mills and Wheatley not killing them [[spoiler: and break into the black market auction unleashing a ''Stygimoloch'' without a real plan for the sake of avoiding the purchase of the ''Indoraptor'', which instead provokes a series of events that [[NiceJobBreakingItHero set it free and eventually get all the other dinosaurs running out into the wild]]]].

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'''Instead:''' He calls Mills into his room and orders him to pick up the phone and call the police to turn himself in. With no witnesses around and being in complete control of the situation against a defenseless and feeble elderly, Mills [[spoiler: simply smothers Lockwood to death in response]].

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'''Instead:''' He calls Mills into his room and orders him to pick up the phone and call the police to turn himself in. \\
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With no witnesses around and being in complete control of the situation against a defenseless and feeble elderly, Mills [[spoiler: simply smothers Lockwood to death in response]].
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'''Instead''': They decide to sneak into the underground base and get captured, but manage to escape through another gratuitous VillainBall moment from Mills and Wheatley not killing them [[spoiler: and break into the black market auction without a real plan provoking a [[NiceJobBreakingItHero series of events that will eventually get the dinosaurs free]]]].

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'''Instead''': They decide to sneak into the underground base and get captured, but manage to escape through due to another gratuitous VillainBall moment from Mills and Wheatley not killing them [[spoiler: and break into the black market auction unleashing a ''Stygimoloch'' without a real plan provoking for the sake of avoiding the purchase of the ''Indoraptor'', which instead provokes a series of events that [[NiceJobBreakingItHero series of events that will set it free and eventually get all the other dinosaurs free]]]].running out into the wild]]]].
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'''You'd Expect:''' For them to just call Lockwood alerting him of everything that's happening under his nose, and have him send in the troops after the Mills and Wheatley.\\

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'''You'd Expect:''' For them to just call Lockwood alerting him of everything that's happening under his nose, and have him send in the troops after the Mills and Wheatley.\\
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* Wheatley and his mercenaries have managed to capture Blue and all the other dinosaurs they needed and has revealed his true colors to Owen (who he had partially knocked out with a {{Tranquilizer Dart}}) and the rest of the Dinosaur Protection Group.\\
'''You'd Expect:''' That he [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim just shoots]] Owen dead and orders the others to be fired upon if sighted, because it's not like there would've been any evidence of their murders left.\\
'''Instead:''' He decides to just leave them there believing that they will die in the eruption of the island. Of course, our [[PlotArmor Plot Armored]] heroes make it out alive and are determined to stop them.
* Owen and Claire observe how the dinosaurs are being taken to the Lockwood mansion by the villains.\\
'''You'd Expect:''' For them to just call Lockwood alerting him of everything that's happening under his nose, and have him send in the troops after the Mills and Wheatley.\\
'''Instead''': They decide to sneak into the underground base and get captured, but manage to escape through another gratuitous VillainBall moment from Mills and Wheatley not killing them [[spoiler: and break into the black market auction without a real plan provoking a [[NiceJobBreakingItHero series of events that will eventually get the dinosaurs free]]]].
* Speaking of Lockwood, Maisie has discovered Mills' scheming and tries to tell him, but isn't believed, until the old man finally pieces it together himself that Mills is going to sell the dinosaurs on the black market.\\
'''You'd Expect:''' That he'd call the cops on Mills and his associates below right away.\\
'''Instead:''' He calls Mills into his room and orders him to pick up the phone and call the police to turn himself in. With no witnesses around and being in complete control of the situation against a defenseless and feeble elderly, Mills [[spoiler: simply smothers Lockwood to death in response]].
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* When everybody leaves the island (except for Hammond, Muldoon, Arnold, Nedry, and Grant's group) for the end of the day and because of a tropical storm, Nedry plans to hack Jurassic Park by turning off the security system (except for the raptor fences) so that he could steal the embryos and escape.\\
'''You'd expect''': Hammond to have at least actual security guards (if there were any) to stay on the island in case there was a system failure and they could have Nedry caught with the embryos and have him fix the system.\\
'''Instead''': He has everybody leave the island for the day, and has NO security guards around to stay and prevent anything bad from happening, and Nedry hacks into the system and causes phones and security power to go out. And he steals the embryos. And there is now no way to get Jurassic Park back online.

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* When everybody leaves the island (except for Hammond, Muldoon, Arnold, Nedry, and Grant's group) for the end of the day and because of a tropical storm, Nedry plans to hack Jurassic Park by turning off the security system (except for the raptor fences) so that he could can steal the embryos and escape.\\
'''You'd expect''': Hammond to have at least actual security guards (if there were any) to stay on the island in case there was a system failure and they could have Nedry caught Nedry with the embryos and have him fix the system.\\
'''Instead''': He has everybody leave the island for the day, and has NO ''no'' security guards around to stay and prevent anything bad from happening, and Nedry hacks into the system and causes phones and security power to go out. And he steals the embryos. And there is now no way to get Jurassic Park back online.



'''You'd Expect''': Nedry would be subtle in his sabotage. He needs to get off the island without being caught. With full access to the system, he could strategically crash specific systems in a sequence that would allow him to sneak out without raising suspicion and with minimal risk that the dinosaurs will escape their enclosures. Nedry's plan isn't a spur of the moment thing; all evidence points to this being an endeavor weeks in the making.\\
'''Instead''': His sabotage is a hugely unsubtle full system crash that makes it immediately apparent he is to blame, and he leaves ample proof that it was done maliciously (including a taunting gif that says "Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word"). Unless he was trying to ruin the park and get everyone killed, which Dodgson never indicated was part of the job, this only serves to backfire on him when the dinosaurs he's let loose kill him when he runs off the road.

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'''You'd Expect''': Nedry would be subtle in his sabotage. He needs to get off the island without being caught. With full access to the system, he could strategically crash specific systems in a sequence that would allow him to sneak out without raising suspicion and with minimal risk that the dinosaurs will escape their enclosures. And Nedry's plan isn't a spur of the moment thing; all evidence points to this being an endeavor endeavour weeks in the making.making, so he's had plenty to time to arrange everything.\\
'''Instead''': His sabotage is a hugely unsubtle full system crash that makes it immediately apparent he is to blame, and he leaves ample proof that it was done maliciously (including a taunting gif that says "Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word"). Unless he was trying ''trying'' to ruin the park and get everyone killed, which Dodgson never indicated was part of the job, this only serves to backfire on him when the dinosaurs he's let loose kill him when he runs off the road.
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'''You'd Expect''': Nedry would be subtle in his sabotage. He needs to get off the island without being caught. With full access to the system, he could strategically crash specific systems in a sequence that would allow him to sneak out without raising suspicion and with minimal risk that the dinosaurs will escape their enclosures.\\

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'''You'd Expect''': Nedry would be subtle in his sabotage. He needs to get off the island without being caught. With full access to the system, he could strategically crash specific systems in a sequence that would allow him to sneak out without raising suspicion and with minimal risk that the dinosaurs will escape their enclosures. Nedry's plan isn't a spur of the moment thing; all evidence points to this being an endeavor weeks in the making.\\



'''You'd expect''': He would spend some of those expenses on not having simple electric systems operated by a complicated computer system. Door locks for instance, and lighting, and maybe those electric fences that keep all the dinosaurs in their own domains. Then they'd throw in a backup generator that turns on automatically when the current goes out, like the ones you can find in hospitals and police stations all over the world, and maybe someone would notice that the same creatures can be secured just as well with thick steel bars or a large enough moat, like you see in lion and elephant enclosures in normal zoos. \\
'''Instead''': They don't take any of the safety measures that are standard procedure in places that keep dangerous animals, nor any of those that are standard procedure in places where people might die when the power goes out. And of course they blame their eventual failure on the unpredictability of animal life.

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'''You'd expect''': He would spend spare some of those expenses on not having simple electric systems operated by a complicated computer system. Door locks for instance, and failsafes: manual door locks, emergency lighting, and maybe backup generators for those electric fences that keep all the dinosaurs in their own domains. Then they'd throw in a backup generator that turns on automatically when the current goes out, domains, like the ones you can find in hospitals and police stations all over the world, and world. For that matter, maybe someone would notice that the same creatures can be secured just as well with thick steel bars or a large enough moat, like you see in lion and elephant enclosures in normal zoos. zoos.\\
'''Instead''': They don't take any of the safety measures that are standard procedure in places that keep dangerous animals, nor any of those that are standard procedure in places where people might die when the power goes out. And of course they blame their eventual failure on the unpredictability of animal life.life, as opposed to operating on an island where they didn't have to [[NOOSHACompliance obey OSHA regulations]].

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