Idiotic answers aren't all that rare on game shows. But as Jeopardy! has been on the air in some form for most of the past 50 years, it's bound to happen.
If you are dedicated to becoming a returning champion:
You are probably going to do plenty of studying (or just know everything already), and you need to be confident enough to provide general knowledge answers to a national television audience. The show has even received a Peabody Award for encouraging such knowledge.
Just in case, you also need to do the math and understand the strategies. Should you wager (almost) everything? ...just enough? ...(almost) nothing at all?
With all of the pressure, somebody is likely to mess up.
Note: As with the other Game Show pages in What an Idiot, some of the following contestants may very well have given these stupid answers on purpose, whereas others earnestly are stumped, don't know the answer to easy questions, or are unable to provide a correct answer due to the pressures of doing well under the hot studio lights and on camera. That doesn't make them any less stupid, mind you, but instead they become far more worthy of being here.
Poor wagering has sunk far too many contestants to count. You end up pitying anyone who gets Final Jeopardy! right, but loses due to under-wagering.
September 12, 1984: On the current version's third episode, a contestant has found an Audio Daily Double in the "World of Food" category. The clue is "What Merv has a lovely bunch of in this song," accompanied by a snippet of Griffin singing.
You'd Expect: The contestant to respond, "What are coconuts?"
Instead: He says, "What is a fish?" to the groans of the audience. Alex: "I've got a lovely bunch of fish...(beat) Somehow, it doesn't work."
Mid-1980s: "In 'The Frisco Kid," Gene Wilder called it 'the city where all brothers love each other.'"
You'd Expect: "What is Philadelphia?"
Instead: "What is San Francisco?"
To Be Fair: "Frisco" is a common enough term for San Francisco, and it is well known for having a lot of gay people.
Season 6 (1989-90): "To get to Wallace, Idaho from Boston, get on I-90 West, and the first one of these you 'hit', you're there."
You'd Expect: "What is a traffic light?"
Instead: "What is a buffalo?"
May 18, 1992: "The most popular men's jacket named for a meal."
You'd Expect: "What is a dinner jacket?"
Instead: "What is oatmeal?" Alex: "Obviously you have seen me eat at the breakfast table."
June 30, 1993: "Wedgies should be worn only on these body parts."
You'd Expect: "What are feet?" at best. If not, any guess should at least be a body part.
Instead: "What are shoes?" Alex then rebukes the contestant by saying, "Shoes are not a body part, you knew that!"
October 3, 1996: A category about "Theme Park Thrillers" with the clue "Hershey Park's new 'Wildcat' roller coaster is a blast from the past; it's made of this material."
May 9, 1997: During the International Tournament, the category is Foreign Anatomy with the clue: "If a Japanese isha (doctor) asks you to stick out your shita, he means this."
You'd Expect: "What is your tongue?"
Instead: "What's your behind?"
November 19, 1997: Power Players Week: Going into Final Jeopardy! Al Franken has a runaway lead over Pat Schroeder and Jack Ford, $7,900-$2,100-$1,300.
You'd Expect: Al would wager $0 to preserve the win.
Instead: He actually does the unthinkable and, for possibly the only time in the history of Trebek's version of the show, "pulls a Cliff Clavin" and wagers everything. The Final is a triple stumper, and Pat wins from second place with only $100! Granted, it was a Celebrity Edition, and Al was likely trying to maximize the amount that his charity would get (back then, the winner's charity would get either $15,000 or the winner's score, whichever was higher), but even if he had pulled it off he'd have only gained $800 more than he would have by wagering just a dollar and holding on for the win.
September 13, 2001: A category about Craps where the contestants must identify the dice combination that corresponds to the clue. In this case, "10, Easy," is given.
You'd Expect: At least one of the contestants to guess 4 and 6. At the very worst, the field will be narrowed down by an incorrect answer of 5 and 5. Even if you've never played Craps, it's still common knowledge that a standard die uses the numbers 1-6.
Instead: Oh boy.
First contestant says, "What is 9 and 1?" to the laughter of Alex and the audience. The contestant admits he doesn't play Craps, to which Alex replies, "Obviously."
Second contestant says, "What is 5 and 5?" Alex tells her, "That's a hard ten."
Third contestant doesn't ring in at all!
April 11, 2002: "It's the southernmost city in the 48 contiguous states."
You'd Expect: At the very best, someone to take a stab at Key West, Florida.
May 14, 2004: Power Players Week: Tavis Smiley, Christie Whitman and Tim Russert are given "The U.S. Senate" for their Final Jeopardy! category and this clue: "In the year 1958, the U.S. Senate was made up of this many members."
You'd Expect: That three celebrities who are active in the field of politics would come up with 96 as the correct response (48 states in 1958 multiplied by two senators per state).
Instead: All three miss it, each giving a different incorrect response.
To Make Matters Worse: Christie writes down "What is 46?" and then after the correct response is revealed adds that she missed "those two," Alaska and Hawaii. That means according to her logic, the U.S. has 48 states.
November 20, 2006: During a celebrity episode, the category is "Literature" with this clue: "Of Pastism, Presentism or Futurism, the literary movement that began around 1909." Scott Turow has buzzed in first.
You'd Expect: For the best-selling novelist to give one of the three choices contained in the clue, "Futurism" at best.
Instead: "What is Modernism?"
April 1, 2008: This Final Jeopardy! clue: "He's the only sitting vice president since Martin Van Buren elected to the presidency."
You'd Expect: "Who is George H. W. Bush?" If not, any guess should be a president who was also a vice president.
Instead: One contestant's response: "Who is Al Gore?"
February 6, 2009: A Final Jeopardy! with the subject "Music Legends" had the following answer: "His 2003 People magazine obituary was headlined 'Fade to Black'."
You'd Expect: All three contestants - including a history teacher who was the returning champion – to easily figure out, "Who is/was Johnny Cash?"
Instead: The history teacher's response: "Who is Chris Farley?" The other two contestants were correct.
January 14-16, 2011: The AI contestant, Watson, made some rather infamous Artificial Stupidity moments during the three-episode special, dubbed "The IBM Challenge".
Final Jeopardy! of Day 2: The category is "U.S. Cities" and the clue reads "Its largest airport is named for a World War II hero; it's second largest for a World War II battle."
You'd Expect: Watson to answer with a major city in the United States, "What is Chicago?" at best.
Day 3: This "Also on your computer keys" clue: "A loose fitting dress hanging straight from the shoulders to below the waist."
You'd Expect: Watson to at least answer with a key found on a computer keyboard.
Instead: "What is Chemise?"
April 9, 2012: "The Hollywood Walk of Fame" is the Final Jeopardy! category with this clue: "His widow Maria Elena & actor Gary Busey were on hand when his star was dedicated outside Capitol Records in 2011."
You'd Expect: At best, "Who is Buddy Holly?" This is a tough Final Jeopardy! but any guess should be a deceased musician based on the word "widow" in the clue.
Instead: One of the contestants writes, "Who is Ice-T?"
May 14, 2012: Another example from Power Players Week. The answer is "St. Basil's Cathedral is there," under the category "6-letter World Capitals".
You'd Expect: "What is Moscow?" or another World Capital with six letters in its name.
May 23, 2012: The Final Jeopardy! category is Animals with this clue: "A 2005 study reported that this animal named for an island has, pound-for-pound, the most powerful bite of any mammal."
You'd expect: Either of the contestants to guess a mammal, possibly the correct response of Tasmanian Devil.
Instead: One contestant writes down the correct response while the other two write the Komodo Dragon, which is a reptile, as their guess.
June 4, 2012: Late in Double Jeopardy!, a contestant finds a Daily Double in the category "Science Grab Bag". He has $13,600, only $400 off the lead at this point.
You'd Expect: That he would wager modestly, particularly since no other clues in the category have been revealed yet, and there are only nine more clues left on the board.
Instead: He goes True Daily Double on the clue "Of the 10 listings on the Mohs scale, one of the 2 that end in 'Z'." and blurts out… "zirconia."note (Correct responses: What are quartz or topaz?) Cue his score dropping to $0.
To Make Matters Worse: Seven of the nine remaining clues get played before time runs out. Of those, Terry rings in on the last one, but gives an incorrect response, thus knocking him down to -$1,200 and disqualifying him for Final Jeopardy!
July 24, 2012: The $1600 clue in the category "Argentina": "In 1974 not Evita but this widow of Juan Peron became the first female president in the western hemisphere."
You'd Expect: "Who is Isabel [Peron]?"
Instead: The first contestant rings in and says "Who is Eva Peron?" even though the clue said it wasn't Eva.
December 28, 2012: It's a two-player Final Jeopardy! thanks to the rightmost player having -$400. The scores are Paula at $8,600 and Nichole at $17,200. Alex has even pointed out that Nichole has exactly double her opponent's score, which is known as a "lock-tie".
You'd Expect: That Nichole would wager $0 and Paula everything, leaving Nichole with literally no chance of losing even on a wrong answer. Either Paula gets it right and they tie (meaning they both get the full $17,200 and the honor of returning the next day), or Paula gets it wrong and Nichole wins by herself.
Instead: Nichole wagers $5,000 and gets it wrong, while Paula wagers everything and gets it right.
November 6, 2013: In the category "It's a Federal Holiday," the clue was "Of the 10 U.S. federal holidays, this one honors the oldest event historically." Columbus Day had been ruled incorrect.
You'd Expect: Even if the correct answer (Christmas) doesn't come to them, contestants not to go for a holiday that celebrates events more recent than the 15th century.
Instead: "What is the Fourth of July?"
November 21, 2013: A Final Jeopardy! clue with the category "U.S. Presidents" reads, "The second man to become president who was never elected to the job, he twice ran for the position unsuccessfully."
You'd Expect: That two of the contestants being history teachers would write down, "Who is Millard Fillmore?"
Instead: Both history teachers give incorrect responses. The other teacher was correct.
The $1600 clue in the category "Afrodisneyac" (Disney films that take place in Africa) reads. "Look out for that tree in the made-up African nation of Bukuvu, this title guy!"
You'd Expect: One of the three contestants to guess, "Who is George of the Jungle?", keeping in mind that The Lion King and Tarzan had been correct responses to two previous answers in the category.
Instead: "What is The Lion King?" The second contestant to ring in gave the correct response.
Then: The Final Jeopardy! clue with the category "The Titanic" reads, "A member of Parliament said, 'those who have been saved have been saved through one man', this Italian."
You'd Expect: At least one of the contestants to have even basic knowledge about the Titanic and guess the inventor of the ship's radio communication system, "Who is [Guglielmo] Marconi"? If not, they would guess another notable name involved with the ''Titanic'''s communication system, Samuel Morse, the inventor of Morse code (used in the Marconi system).
Instead: Two of the contestants write down "Who is Gallileo?", despite the fact that Gallileo was an astronomer who lived three centuries before the RMS Titanic disaster.
January 15, 2014: In Double Jeopardy!, the $800-clue in the category "Lesser Known Names" reads, "Doughboy Frank Buckles, who passed away in 2011 at age 110, was the last surviving U.S. vet of this war."
You'd Expect: After a little mental math for one of the contestants to respond "What is World War I?"
Instead: "What is the Civil War?"
February 26, 2014: In the category "Ladies Who Lunge," the $200 dollar clue is a picture clue, text, "Here she is, lunging down the course in 2010, on the way to becoming the first American woman to win gold in an Olympic downhill."
You'd Expect: That one of the contestants had watched coverage of the 2010 Winter Olympics and ring in, "Who is Lindsey Vonn?"
Instead: One contestant (Myfanwy) rings in, "Who is Picabo Street?" although Picabo retired in 2002 and she only earned silver in the 1994 Winter Olympics women's downhill, although she did place gold in the women's downhill in the 1996 FIS Alpine World Ski Championships. The other two contestants (one of whom was Arthur Chu) didn't ring in at all.
March 21, 2014: In the category "Sports Superstars," the $400 dollar clue states, "100+ assists in an NHL season has been accomplished only 13 times, 11 times by this player."
You'd Expect: Any of the contestants recognizes the acronym (NHL) as the National Hockey League, and answers "Who is Wayne Gretzky?"
Instead: One contestant (Joe) rings in, "Who is Magic Johnson?" a prolific player for the NBA, the National Basketball Association. The next contestant (Nancy) rings in with the correct answer.
In the Jeopardy! round category "Which NYC Borough" (identify which New York City borough), the $800 clue involves identifying the borough that both LaGuardia Airport and John F. Kennedy International Airport are located in. There are two clues in the category left.
You'd Expect: That the contestant who rings in immediately guess, "What is Queens?" (which had been ruled an incorrect response for the $600 clue, which was Brooklyn) Failing that, choose Staten Island, as those are the remaining two boroughs that have not yet been used as correct responses to clues in the category.
Instead: First contestant to ring in says "What is Brooklyn?" even though Brooklyn had already been used as the correct response to the $600 clue. The second contestant rings in with the correct answer.
In the Double Jeopardy! category "Queen of...." the $1200 clue is "It was a while ago, so we'll give Longfellow a pass when he called this Ohio city "Queen Of The West"."
You'd Expect: One of the contestants to immediately guess, "What is Cincinnati?"
Instead: First contestant (Lawanda) rings in with Columbus. Second contestant (Julia) rings in with Cleveland. Third contestant doesn't ring in at all.
May 19, 2014: The Final Jeopardy! clue in "Board Games" is "In the classic version of Monopoly, the only two improvable properties without 'Avenue' or 'Place' in their names."
You'd Expect: All three contestants to guess Boardwalk right away, and for the second, think of any property space on the board that is not an 'Avenue' or 'Place' space.
Instead: All three contestants get Boardwalk right. The right contestant is unable to guess the second property, and Julia Collins (left podium from viewer's perspective) writes down "Park Place" for the second property even though the clue explicitly said the property could not have the word "Place" in the name. The middle contestant guessed both properties (Marvin Gardens is the other) correctly.