-->'''Steve Harvey:''' Name a GameShow known for stupid answers from contestants.\\
'''JustForFun/TropeTan:''' ''[buzzes in]'' ''Series/FamilyFeud''.\\
'''Steve Harvey:''' Show me... ''Family Feud''!\\
(''clang'') (''ding-ding-ding'')\\
'''Steve Harvey:''' Number-one answer! You have control, play or pass?\\
'''Trope-tan:''' We're gonna play!\\
'''Steve Harvey:''' Name a GameShow known for stupid answers from contestants.\\
'''Next member of the Trope-tan family:''' ''Series/SixtyMinutes''!\\
'''Other Trope-tan family members:''' Good answer!\\
'''Steve Harvey:''' ...

'''Note:''' As with the other GameShow pages in WhatAnIdiot, some of the following contestants may very well have given these stupid answers ''on purpose''. That doesn't make them any less stupid, mind you, but instead become far more worthy of being here. Just about all the times this happens, they blurt out the first thing that comes to mind. And of course, the other family members will be prompted to say "[[ThrowTheDogABone Good answer]]" regardless of how dumb it really is to save face.

[[folder:Richard Dawson (1976-85, 1994-95)]]
* July 1976: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzlxP-9_GJA This is going to be embarrassing for both of us, Fred.]] [[DeadpanSnarker You needed 113 points. You also need an earthquake to get you out of this]]"
** "Name a time that most people get up" "[[CaptainObvious In the morning.]]"
** "A time that most people go to bed" "[[CaptainObvious At night.]]" (Scored 2 points!)
** "A southern state." "North Carolina." (Scored 4 points! "[[DeadpanSnarker Now we know that there are six people crazy.]]")[[note]]To be fair, North Carolina ''is'' located in the Southeastern US.[[/note]]
** "Something found in a delicatessen." "Pickles." (Scored 6 points!)
** "Something you put in tea" "[[ShapedLikeItself Tea bag]]."
* "Name something that comes in pairs." Fred (yes, the same Fred responsible for the above) says "Bananas", while his opponent says "Love birds", making Richard quip, "You both need help."
* September 2, 1977: One family had a member who gave "Frog" as an answer for "Name an animal with three letters in its name" in Fast Money, followed by "Regular" as "A brand of gasoline", then cranked the stupidity UpToEleven with "Snow" as an answer for "Name something that comes with a Summer storm". His father managed to give an ''even worse'' answer of "Alligator" on the first question, but he at least had something of an excuse--he had apparently misheard the question (although the excuse only reduced it to being a pretty bad answer instead of a mind-bogglingly bad one, since he said he misheard it as "three of the same letter"). Also, he answered "Ethyl" for a brand of gasoline. He actually gave pretty decent (albeit not top-scoring) answers to the other three questions, supporting his claim that he had just misheard the two he gave bad answers for. However, he had no such excuse for an answer he gave on the following show:
-->'''Richard Dawson''': You're a man of the world, traveled all over the world. Name something Russia is famous for, Bob.\\
'''Bob''': [[CaptainObvious Russians.]]\\
''(audience laughs)''\\
'''Richard Dawson''': ''(to audience)'' Do you think he's been lying, that he's not been anywhere at all? Just been telling me fibs?
** A member of the same family had also guessed "Wheat" too ... somehow.
** Dawson's deadpan response to the "Alligator" answer: "You don't use narcotics, do you, Bob?". Bob answered [[INeedAFreakingDrink "No, but I will now."]]
* 1978: A plethora of bad answers:
-->'''Dawson''': Name something made with milk.\\
'''Contestant 1''': Calcium.\\
'''Dawson''': Other than the burger, tell me something in a Big Mac.\\
'''Contestant 1''': Tomato. (Which is not an ingredient.)
* September 14, 1979: "Name a food with the word 'French' in it." "French pancakes."
** Though in the contestant's defense, she might have meant "French toast", which was the No. 2 answer.
* From a Fast Money in 1980: "Something a clown wears." "Rose."
** Worse yet, the similar sounding, more logical answer of "nose" was the number one answer and the family finished just 20 points short of the $5,000.
* Fall 1980 (Fast Money): "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J05Dzd_8OjE During what months of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant?]]" "September."
** This particular answer resulted in one of Richard Dawson's most famous moments: when he goes on to the second contestant, Dawson [[{{Corpsing}} absolutely struggles to re-gain his composure due to the sheer ridiculousness of said answer]], and has to desperately explain away why he was suddenly laughing about "September". Just as he finally got back on track, the second contestant gave ''another'' unintentionally hilarious answer ("Name a noisy bird." "Cuckoo.") and lost it ''again'', prompting him to just disregard the clock entirely and let her finish ("Aw, to hell with that!").
* A string of bad answers, and a very rare example of the ''first'' contestant scoring 0 points in their turn at Fast Money:
-->'''Dawson''': Name something associated with pigs.\\
'''Contestant''': Grease.\\
'''Dawson''': Name something you put in your ear.\\
'''Contestant''': Ear wax.\\
'''Dawson''': Something you add to tomato juice.\\
'''Contestant''': Tomatoes.
** Even worse, this contestant dawdled so long on each answer they didn't get past that question!
* An incident where a contestant rushes to answer a question (from the same episode with the "Alligator" incident):
-->'''Dawson''': Name something made of leather...\\
(''contestant immediately buzzes in'')\\
'''Dawson''': Yes, sir?\\
'''Contestant''': A purse.\\
'''Dawson''': You're gonna be [[{{Understatement}} slightly embarrassed]] when I finish this question. A purse?\\
(''Strike sound'')\\
'''Dawson''': (''laughing a bit'') Name something made of leather that a cowboy uses.\\
(''audience laughs'')
* Another odd Face-Off:
-->'''Dawson''': Name something you may accidentally leave on all night.\\
'''Contestant''': (''after buzzing-in'') Your shoes.\\
'''Dawson''': I hope you don't take this the wrong way, Kenneth, but you are weird. (''turns to board'') Shoes!\\
(''Strike sound'')\\
'''Contestant #2''': Your bra?\\
'''Dawson''': Your bra!\\
(''Strike sound'')\\
'''Dawson''': [[{{Understatement}} You're a little strange]].
* And another:
-->'''Dawson''': Name something you can't use without water.\\
'''Contestant''': (''after buzzing-in'') An ice cream cone.\\
(''audience laughs'')\\
'''Dawson''': Whether it's there or not, I think it's marvelous. It is a great, great answer. He's also educating our children, that thought terrifies me.
* Dawson was nearly driven to despair on one occasion where the question was "Name a question such as 'How old are you?' that you might answer with a lie." Things quickly went wrong when the first contestant interrupted Dawson after he said, "How old are you?" and gave her supposed age ("18"), which of course got no points. The second contestant also gave an age, despite hearing the whole question, but then tried again to no avail with the slightly better guess "How long have you worked here?". Then, the third contestant in line ''also gave an age'' even after Dawson kept explaining the question (although it's unclear whether he intentionally said that [[RuleOfFunny to be funny]]); he then gave "What's your occupation?" and a fourth gave "Do you have a prison record?" (which Dawson replied "Do ''you''?") which both got no points. Finally, the ''fifth'' contestant asked gave the #1 answer of "How much do you weigh?"
** The next time they used this question, it was rephrased as " 'How old are you?' is a question you might answer with a lie. Name another." No confusion that time.
* The father of a family on a Harvey episode recalled their past appearance on a Dawson episode; he still regretted the moment that his wife responded to "Name a way kids get around" with the #2 answer "[[GoodParents Parents]]", allowing their competitors to get the number one answer of "Bicycle", and win.
* This trifecta of stupid answers:
-->'''Dawson''': Name an article of clothing children always lose.\\
'''Contestant''': Their pants.\\
'''Dawson''': The price of a dozen roses.\\
'''Contestant''': $1.75.\\
'''Dawson''': Besides a bird, name something in a birdcage.\\
'''Contestant''': Hamster.\\
'''Dawson:''' A popular...\\
(''timer stops'')\\
'''Dawson''': (''{{beat}}'') Make a note of this show.
* 1982: "Name something parents buy for their son before he goes to college." [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmuIBKL_Qmk "Toaster oven."]]
** Thanks to TechnologyMarchesOn, it's not a stupid answer anymore.
* "Name something that can kill a lively party." [[IJustShotMarvinInTheFace "A]] [[TotalPartyKill gun."]]
* "Name a children's story about an animal." After a long pause, and a contestant almost buzzing in but stopping at the last second, the other contestant rings in with "David and Goliath".\\
'''To Be Fair:''' The contestant might have been confused with the religious children's cartoon ''WesternAnimation/DaveyAndGoliath''.
* "Name an invention that has since replaced stairs." "The wheel."
* "Name the month with the best weather." "Spring...Oh, wait, I mean...January."
** The second contestant almost said "Summer."
* "Name a popular Halloween costume." "Santa Claus."
* Another weird Fast Money:
-->'''Dawson''': Name something you squeeze.\\
'''Contestant''': Peanut butter.\\
(''timer stops, Dawson makes hand motions in an vain attempt to understand her logic'')\\
'''Dawson''': You're very weird, honey.
** Well, if the lid was on ''really'' tight...
* This memorable question to a female contestant:
-->'''Dawson''': Name the first article of clothing you take off when you get home from work.\\
'''Contestant''': Um, underwear?\\
(''everyone laughs as she gasps'')\\
'''Contestant''': What am I saying?!\\
'''Dawson''': Next question - what time do you get home from work?
* Another Face-Off question:
-->'''Dawson''': Name a reason you might stay indoors on a beautiful day.\\
(''teenage contestant immediately buzzes-in'')\\
'''Contestant''': Because it's raining? (''immediately folds over, {{Face Palm}}ing'')\\
'''Dawson''': Raining?\\
(''Strike sound'')\\
'''Dawson''': You're, uh...\\
'''Contestant''': [[SarcasmMode We'll play!]]\\
'''Dawson''': You're, uh (''chuckles''), you're not planning to go to Cornell, are you?
* "Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony." "A horse." "The dreaded 'phony horse' gag!"
* "Name a yellow fruit." "Orange."
* "Real or fictional, name a famous Willie." "[[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Willie the Pooh?]]"
* "Name a noisy bird." "Chipmunk."
* "If you could travel to any foreign country in the world, where would you go?" "Pakistan."
* "Name a city in the state of Georgia." The contestant accidentally says "Alabama" immediately after ringing in, and attempts to correct, but Dawson had already heard her and chides her while the audience erupts.
* "Name a famous Rudolf." "[[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Rudolf Hitler.]]"
** Conversely: "Name one of Santa's reindeer." "[[WesternAnimation/RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer Adolph.]]"
*** Another contestant answered "[[UsefulNotes/RichardNixon Nixon]]" to the latter.
* "Name an occupation in which you disguise your appearance." "A doctor."
* "Name a kind of attraction you see in almost every parade." "A merry-go-round." *The contestant grimaces right away*
* "Name something you buy in a large size if you have a large family." "Jeans."
* This face-off:
-->'''Dawson:''' Name something you wash once a week.\\
(''contestant buzzes in'')\\
'''Dawson:''' Claudia?\\
'''Claudia:''' Yourself.\\
'''Dawson:''' Yourself?\\
(''the audience laughs'')\\
'''Dawson:''' I will not be coming around...
* "Name a kind of bear." "Papa bear."
* "Name a state whose name begins with the letter 'M'." "Mexico."
* 1985: This one didn't lead to an extended laughing attack (a la the infamous "September" answer), but Richard sure thought it was funny:
-->'''Dawson:''' Name something you make conversation about when you meet a total stranger.\\
'''Contestant:''' Mutual friends?\\
'''Dawson:''' (chuckles, as audience begins to laugh) I don't think I've seen him before. How's Harry? (beat) Who's Harry? My friend ... "
** This one isn't quite so unreasonable if you use a little imagination (e.g., two strangers who've just been introduced ''by'' a mutual friend), but the contestant plainly didn't think that far ahead.
* "Name a fruit that starts with 'A'." "Arange."
* Unknown:
-->'''Dawson:''' "Name a pie that does '''not''' contain fruit."\\
'''Contestant:''' Lemon meringue.
* "Name a piece of clothing wives buy for their husbands." "Halter tops." She realizes her mistake right away, and is giggling in embarrassment later when Dawson quips, "When my wife bought me my first halter top, I can safely say that is when our relationship began to drift apart."
* This particular Fast Money instant was featured in the ''Gameshow Marathon'' episode:
-->'''Dawson:''' Name a food that comes in instant form.\\
'''Contestant:''' Asparagus.
* During a particularly bad Fast Money round:
-->'''Dawson:''' Name a day of the year when you really want to be with friends.\\
'''Contestant:''' December.\\
(''the audience laughs, and he realizes the goof-up'')\\
'''Dawson:''' (''almost laughing'') A car known by its initials.\\
'''Contestant''' Uh, uh, Corvette.
* 1995: One from a celebrity special.
-->'''Dawson:''' Who is it that you don't want to see the results of your IQ test?\\
'''Carol Burnett:''' Oh gosh, the IRS?
* "Name a vegetable you marinate." "Grapes."
* "Name a famous Peter." [[CaptainObvious "Peter"]].
* "Name a bill that's always more than you expect it to be". Top answers include 'Plumbing bill', 'Car repair bill'...contestant answers "Hundred dollar bill." After an uncomfortable pause, Dawson suggests they try again. Second answer "Thousand dollar bill."
* "Name a farm animal that people have as a pet." "...Turkey!" It didn't work [[Series/FamilyFortunes for Bob]], and it didn't work for him either.
* "Name one of the Three Bears." [[WesternAnimation/YogiBear "Yogi."]] *the timer stops, and Dawson laughs* "This man is flying airplanes for us!"
* "Name a famous '''male''' dancer." "Betty Grable." [[note]]Betty Grable was a major film star and a dancer in the 1940s and 1950s who was also known for her perfect legs.[[/note]]
* "Name a department in a supermarket." "Lingerie."
* June 14, 1985: From the Fast Money Round on the daytime finale:
-->'''Dawson:''' Tell me how old you think Ronald Reagan looks.\\
'''Contestant:''' 80.\\
'''Dawson:''' Name a part of the telephone.\\
'''Contestant:''' The receiver. (''buzz-buzz'') The bottom part.
* "Name a part of the body people dab perfume on." "On the tip of the tongue."
* "Name an animal with really good sight." "A bat."
** Funnily enough, bats have really great eyesight -- the problem is, most people don't know that, and most likely the contestant didn't either.
* "Name something written by Shakespeare." "Camelot."
* "Name something a guest might take home as a memento of a wedding." "The bride."

[[folder:Ray Combs (1988-94)]]
* "Name something normally worn only by children." "Clothes."
* When it was time to attempt a steal, one contestant actually said… “Fart!” (And it was ''uncensored,'' no less.)
* This gem:
-->'''Combs:''' Name a famous country/western singer.\\
'''Contestant:''' [[Music/VanHalen Van]] [[Music/WaylonJennings Waylon]]?\\
'''Combs:''' Van Waylon. Van Waylon...we've got the #2 answer up there, and I'm pretty sure it's Van Waylon. I have no doubt. (''mouths "No way!" to the camera; audience laughs'') Show me...Van Waylon! (''Strike sound'')
* During a Fast Money round:
-->'''Combs:''' I asked you to name a dangerous piece of playground equipment. You said "A tire." (''audience erupts'') Well, if it's still attached to the car, it would be dangerous.
* "Name a type of fly." "Butterfly."
* Another gem:
-->'''Combs:''' Name a country in South America.\\
'''Contestant:''' Africa.
** There were more bad answers, including Spain, Fiji, Armenia and Saudi Arabia.
* "Name a birthday men dread the most." "Wife's."
-->'''Ray:''' Must have forgotten the Mrs. a few times...
* "When kids finally move out of the house, name something specific they often leave behind." "[[ParentalAbandonment Your parents.]]"
** "A blender."
** "Their boyfriend or their girlfriend."
* UnfortunateImplications abound:
-->'''Combs:''' Name something associated with evil.\\
'''Contestant:''' The color black.\\
(''the other team, an African-American family, grimaces'')
* Another bad Fast Money guess:
-->'''Combs:''' A way parents reward children.\\
'''Contestant:''' Time-out. (as in punishment time out)
* And another:
-->'''Combs:''' Name something people drink when they have a cold.\\
'''Contestant:''' Vicks. (as in [[{{Squick}} Vicks VapoRub]], which is ''not'' something you'd want to drink)\\
''[later, when revealing the answer]''\\
'''Combs:''' [[ExecutiveMeddling ...and if anyone at home tries it, please call the number on the bottom of the jar.]]
** Of course, Vicks makes Dayquil and Nyquil (and now, Zzzquil) cough syrup, but again, most people don't think of those as being Vicks products.
* "Name a tradition associated with Christmas." "Hanukkah."
* Name a state with the word "New" in it. Contestant: "New-braska."
* "Name something with a hole in the middle." "Hole punch!"
* Yet another bad Fast Money guess:
-->'''Combs:''' A food that makes noise when you eat it.\\
'''Contestant:''' Um... (''buzzer'') ...a really loud hamburger!\\
'''Combs:''' Did he say it in time, judge? He said "a really loud hamburger".\\
(''audience laughs'')\\
'''Combs:''' (''to contestant'') That's called extra rare.
* Another instance of buzzing in too soon:
-->'''Combs:''' Name something a pregnant woman eats-\\
'''Contestant:''' (''buzzes in'') "Food!"\\
'''Combs:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Could you be any less specific?]]
* During an attempt to steal, Combs is surveying each member of the family and asking what they would answer to the question "Name something men wear to bed". The first three give valid answers (the first and third actually gave the same answer, Nightcap), but the fourth, a little old lady, answers [[BreadEggsMilkSquick "Condoms,"]] igniting Combs and the audience in an uproar as she cringes in embarrassment, before Combs called her out to the middle of the stage to spotlight her.
-->'''Combs:''' Here's a woman from Missouri (''beat'') who on the last question said it was unchristian to say "enemies" (''beat'') and then on the next question says "a condom"!
** In a similar incident, Combs is surveying a family during a steal attempt, with the question this time being "Name something a husband asks his wife to carry for him in her purse." The second contestant asked also answers, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick "Condoms."]] Cue uproar from the audience and Combs stopping, reading the question again, and making a snark.
* "''Besides a house or a car specifically,'' what is the most expensive thing you own?" "A car!" The judges wasted no time in pulling the buzzer.
* "Name a good place to keep a second phone." "The backyard."
* "Name an event you see at a gymnastics meet." "Trapeze."
* "Name an occupation helicopters are used for." "Tuna fishing."

[[folder:Louie Anderson (1999-2002)]]
* "Name something teenage boys can do for hours at a time." "[[ADateWithRosiePalms Masturbate.]]"
* One that's aired on blooper specials:
-->'''Anderson:''' Name a part of the body that gets bigger as adults get older.\\
(''contestant buzzes-in'')\\
'''Anderson:''' Freddie.\\
'''Contestant:''' Uh... [[BiggerIsBetterInBed penis]]. *The audience shrieks*
* "Name a landmark in New York City." "The Eiffel Tower."
* "Name something that pops." "[[Music/ElvisPresley Elvis]]."
* "Name a famous Pat." "Pat Dixon."[[note]]This contestant was probably thinking of former First Lady Pat ''Nixon'', a perfectly plausible answer.[[/note]]
* "Name a talk show host you watch in the daytime." "Louie Anderson."
* "Name an actor who's known for his muscles." "Franchise/TheIncredibleHulk."
* And all those answers that netted the respondent the [[SarcasmMode coveted]] '''Dumb Answer of the Day''' trophy.

[[folder:Richard Karn (2002-06)]]
* 2000s: "Name a character on ''Series/TheAndyGriffithShow''. (Five answers are on the board.)
** '''You'd expect''': Given that the show is a part of American culture, for any of the contestants to easily name a character and go on to sweep the board before three strikes. (Perhaps at most two strikes, given that there were more than five popular characters on the show.)
** '''Instead''': A member of the family that buzzed gives a name that is definitely not on the show.
** '''Even more unfortunate''': The other family easily gives one of the answers ("Barney," which was the No. 3 answer). In some very shrewd strategy, they -- sensing the opponents have never so much as heard of ''The Andy Griffith Show'' –- exploit their lack of pop culture knowledge by passing. Sure enough, the dumbfounded family give bizarre, off the wall responses that earn them three quick strikes. Even if they didn't have any idea that the show ever existed, they could have at least said the reasonable guess of "Andy" (the main character, who was the No. 5 answer). The other family, of course, quickly steals the bank by giving the answer "Andy." [[note]](The other answers were Opie, Aunt Bee and Goober.)[[/note]]
* 2000s: Before a faceoff, a lady buzzed-in before Karn read the question.
-->'''Karn:''' Ooh, ooh! Call on me, call on me!
* 2000s: "Name something you feel before you buy it." Similar to the "David and Goliath" incident on the Dawson version, a contestant is about to hit the buzzer, but she stops at the last second. After a few seconds and before Karn tries to {{headdesk}} the podium and get the question thrown out, the other contestant ring in and answers, "Excited."
* 2000s: Two bad moments in Fast Money. The first contestant doesn't think of the word "crutches" for "Name something you might need if you broke your leg.", saying "Something to walk on" before time runs out. The judge says the answer is too generic and is not given credit. Then, his partner for "If you spent a summer in Europe, name a country you'd definitely visit." answers Paris. [[DownerEnding They wind up finishing with 199 points.]]
* March 14, 2003: One Fast Money round was just ''loaded'' with stupid answers. The first contestant offered 15 as an answer to "Tell me the age that even someone with good vision might need reading glasses", Los Angeles for "a city known for its museums" and ''milk'' for "something that pours very slowly". And the second contestant's answers were hardly any better:
-->'''Karn''': Tell me a man's name that starts with the letter K.\\
'''Contestant named Darrell''': Kentucky Fried Chicken.\\
'''Karn''': Name a food that's red on the inside.\\
'''Darrell''': Watermelon. (''buzz-buzz'') Kiwi.\\
'''Karn''': Name a city known for its museums.\\
'''Darrell''': L.A. (''buzz-buzz'') England.
* October 9, 2003: A contestant gave the valid answer of "Pete the Greek" [[note]]Nickname of an American-Brazilian black belt in jiu jitsu[[/note]] to "Real or fictional, name a famous Peter." Although that answer got a strike, it didn't stop him from reusing that same answer for the next question - "Name something that little children close their eyes to do."
* 2000s: An idiot moment [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqCSFXv70Js here]], when the opposing family went for the steal with five of the six answers showing. The question was "Name a country beside the US that you admire." Africa and Europe were teammates suggestions and the captain went for Europe.
* 2000s: One episode had the question "Name a famous rabbit". After being stumped, one contestant on the returning team just answered with [[WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck "Daffy Rabbit"]].
* 2000s: One episode featured the question "Name something that rises." The first couple of contestants said reasonable things like "dough", but the third contestant replied with "a cock". Quoth the Karn, who was probably trying to dodge the issue: "You mean like a rooster, right?
* 2000s: "Name a famous astronaut." "Neil Young."
* 2000s: "Name an animal associated with the Zodiac." "Reindeer."
* 2000s: "Name something that starts with the word 'club.'" "Golf club."
* 2000s: "Name something you pass." "Your dog."
* 2000s: In response to the question "Name a TV show set on an island", one contestant said "''Series/MiamiVice''" and another said "''Series/GeneralHospital''".
* 2000s: "Name an occupation that begins with the letter 'J'." "[[BuffySpeak A jackhammerer]]."
* 2000s: "Name a famous Dennis." "Buddy Holly."
* 2000s: "Name something you push a pin into." "[[EyeScream Your eye]]."
* Three bad answers to this question:
-->'''Karn''': Name a famous Jamie.\\
'''Contestant 1''': [[Creator/JaneFonda Jamie Fonda]].\\
'''Contestant 2''': Judge Jamie Brown.\\
'''Contestant 3''': Jamie Star.
* "Name a famous Michael." The round starts out innocently enough with the contestant to buzz in giving the No. 5 answer, Michael J. Fox. His opponent then says the No. 1 answer, Michael Jackson, and plays the question. The next family member offers Michael Douglas, the No. 3 answer, leaving two answers on the board. The following three teammates proceed to blow it with Michael Angelo, Michael Thomas and Michael London, respectively. The other team easily steals the bank with the No. 2 answer, Michael Jordan. The No. 4 answer? Michael ''Landon''.
* 2000s: During a Fast Money round:
-->'''Karn''': Name a sport husbands and wives play together, you said... "Kickball"! You know, you're not usually married in the 3rd Grade...
* From the same Fast Money round:
-->'''Karn''': Name an animal you might see drinking out of a pond.\\
'''Contestant''': Elephant.\\
'''Karn''': Name a state that likes country music.\\
'''Contestant''': Texas. (''buzz-buzz'') Idaho.
* Yet another pair of stupid answers:
-->'''Karn''': An occupation that might make $100 an hour.\\
'''Contestant''': Construction.\\
'''Karn''': A class students enjoy going to.\\
'''Contestant''': Beverly Hills.
* Another dumb Fast Money answer:
-->'''Karn''': Name a sport that is ''not'' played with a ball.\\
'''Contestant''': Bowling.
* This one:
-->'''Richard''': Name an animal whose eggs you'd probably never eat for breakfast.\\
'''Contestant''': Hamster.\\
'''Richard''': A hamster! *Contestant realizes what he said, and kneels over in embarrassment* I, I hate to tell you but, you know, [[RoadApples those little pellets aren't eggs]].
* A case of the people surveyed giving stupid answers, one episode had Karn ask "What did Dorothy and her friends ask for when they met the Wizard of Oz?" (or something to that effect). All the answers on the board except the last one were uncovered and the teams were trying to guess what the last one could be. The last answer? "Which way does the road go?" The answer is obviously incorrect since they wouldn't need to know where the road goes, having already followed it to the Wizard! (Or you could just watch the movie). A few people asked must have confused the Wizard with Glinda.
* This:
-->'''Karn:''' Name something you'd find in an operating room. You said: "[[ShapedLikeItself Operator]]"! Well, somebody's gotta operate!
* 2005: This question:
-->'''Karn:''' Tell me one fact about John Lennon.\\
'''Contestant:''' He's still alive?\\
'''Karn:''' (''{{beat}}'') In our hearts. In our hearts, he'll always be alive. He's still alive?\\
(''buzzer sounds'')
* This Fast Money round:
-->'''Karn:''' Name something dogs do better than people. You said: "Pee"!\\
(''everybody laughs'')\\
'''Karn:''' They-they can do it better!\\
'''Contestant:''' They got a lotta different ways.\\
'''Karn:''' They-well, yeah! They got reasons, too! Survey said:\\
(''buzzer sounds'')
* During a Halloween episode:
-->'''Karn''': Name an insect that flies.\\\
'''Contestant''': A fly ''[buzz-buzz]'' Uh, a bird?
* "Name an animal whose legs are featured on a restaurant menu.". As the players stand in a long, awkward pause, Richard leans over and [[HeadDesk hits his head on the podium]] as the buzzer sounds. Upon getting up, he throws the card away and says "''I'' don't even wanna know!".
* From the Zambrano family's second Fast Money attempt:
-->'''Karn:''' We asked 100 people, how old do you want to live to be?\\
'''First Contestant:''' 45.\\
'''Karn:''' Name somewhere where a fight could break out.\\
'''Second Contestant:''' A movie theater.
* Season 7 (2005-06): "Something you see along the side of the street." "Carnage." After the answer is buzzed by the survey, Karn says the #1 was trash, "which hides the carnage."
* Season 7: These from the same Fast Money round:
-->'''Karn''': Name the perfect desert for a supermodel.\\
'''First Contestant''': Chocolate cake.\\
'''Second Contestant''': Brownies.\\\
'''Karn''': Name an appliance you should definitely keep your fingers out of.\\
'''Second Contestant''': Dishwasher.
* Season 7: Another from Fast Money:
-->'''Karn''': Name a country whose name begins with the letter B.\\
'''Contestant''': Bostonia?
* "Name something that London is famous for." "I'm thinking pasta."

[[folder:John O'Hurley (2006-10)]]
* 2006: A Fast Money question: "Name a country known for its beautiful beaches." ''Both contestants'' say Hawaii.
* Season 8 (2006-07): "A night with the worst TV programs." "Creator/{{UPN}}."
-->'''O'Hurley''': (after reading the question again) "...and you politely killed our possibility of ever syndicating the Family Feud on this network!" (UPN is revealed on the board.)
* Season 8: "A card game that's easy to cheat at." "Checkers."
* Season 8: The question "Besides America, name a country that begins with the letter A." With Argentina on the board, one contestant said "Asia" and the others went dead silent. For the steal, the captain ends up giving "Amsterdam" while his teammates clearly yell "Australia" and "Afghanistan".
* 2008: "Tell me one thing you know about Al Gore." "He's a Republican."
* 2008: During Fast Money:
-->'''O'Hurley''': At what age did you stop wanting to be older?\\
'''Contestant 1''': 15.\\
'''Contestant 2''': 14.
* C. 2008: "Tell me one thing you know about Cuba." "It's in South America."
* 2009: "Name a word or phrase that begins with the word 'mouth.'" After one contestant said "Foot-in-mouth" ([[DontExplainTheJoke which also belongs here because it does not BEGIN with the word]]), the other cost the family the round by proudly answering: "[[WesternAnimation/MightyMouse Mighty Mouth]]."
* From a Bullseye Round: "Name a famous tiger or tigers." "The Lion King."

[[folder:Al Roker (NBC, Summer 2008)]]
* "Show me...Captain Winky!"

[[folder:Steve Harvey (2010-Present)]]
* Fall 2010, the Oji family vs the Whittern family: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9KfLFabAb8 Why you should wait for the question to finish.]]
-->'''Harvey''': Name something a woman does for her baby that she-\\
'''Contestant''' (''after buzzing-in''): Changes his diaper.\\
(''Strike sound; Steve leans toward her'')\\
'''Harvey''' (''rereading question, a smirk on his face''): Name something a woman does for her baby that she also does for her ''hubby''.
* A contestant needed only about 40 points to win Fast Money. But...
** Name something you might accidentally get hit by at the park: "A car."
** How many hours do you spend doing housework on a given day: "30 minutes."
** Name a sport where players wear gloves: "Badminton."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQRMvg5TAl8 "Name something that gets passed around."]] Contestant: "A joint!" Steve was stunned, expecting that no one would admit to something generally considered a crime as their response. Funnily, a joint came up as the number 5 answer. The opponent, having the right to respond, chose something quite a bit cleaner as her option, which, hilariously, was the number ''6'' answer. A church collection plate.
* September 16, 2011: "Name a specific occupation in which you might have to hurt someone." "Fireman."
* From September 21, 2011, another case of buzzing in too quickly:
-->'''Harvey''': Name something people hope-\\
'''Contestant''' (''after buzzing-in''): That they go to heaven.\\
(''audience starts laughing'')\\
'''Harvey''': That they go to heaven.\\
(''Strike sound'')\\
'''Harvey''' (''rereading question''): Wait till you hear the rest of this question. Look at me. Name something people hope a house guest doesn't do in the bed.
* October 3, 2011: (a Fast Money question) "Name something you buy from a classified ad." "Porn."
* October 4, 2011: [[https://youtu.be/WWh8kt6s2IM?t=5m3s "Name a reason the coroner might suspect someone's not dead, but just sleeping."]] "I'm gonna have to go...with ''potato''." As usual, the contestant next to him then responds, "There you go. Good answer." Before making the below remark and then checking the answer, Steve makes sure that the contestant meant his answer. [[IMeantToDoThat He did.]]
-->'''Harvey''': There are millions of people at home watching this right now. The two of you are the only ones who think that's on that damn board. (''laughter from audience and contestants'') Potato!
-->''(strike sound plays)''
* On one Fast Money, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtS2D4aS6Po "Name a job that's dirty but someone's gotta do it."]] Contestant: [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments "Gynecologist." (contestant immediately grimaces)]] The answer was so bad that not only did the audience laugh for a good 20 seconds, but Steve Harvey had to stop (despite this being the last answer) for about a minute and a half to laugh, catch his breath, regain his composure... [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments then laugh again at the sheer insanity of the answer!]] In defense of the contestant, Steve said that was the best answer he's ever heard.
* February 2, 2012: A pair of stupid answers given by the same contestant in Fast Money.
** "Name something that some men won't give up without a fight." "Toys."
** "In another 50 years, which country do you think will be #1?" "Europe."
* February 23, 2012: A pair of {{Painful Rhyme}}s given to the same question in Fast Money.
-->'''Harvey''': Fill in the blank: butter ___.\\
'''Contestant 1''': Flutter.\\
'''Contestant 2''': Utter.
* September 27, 2012: "Name something that follows the word 'pork'." A female player answered "loin" (a sensible answer nonetheless), however with her thick accent it sounded like "lawn"; in response to Harvey's confusion, she said "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin L-I-O-N]], loin!"
** And then, just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, her brother gave "-cupine" as his answer (as in porcupine). Harvey proceeds to lose it.
-->"''What'' is -cupine? It's the greatest answer I've ever heard!"
* Date Unknown: Three bad answers in Fast Money for the second player, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leqVrOV2pqc the last of which is a classic:]]
** "Name something you put on top of a salad". The answer? Whipped Cream.
* October 24, 2012: The final question in Fast Money: "Name something with a trunk." The second contestant's answer: "Girl." To make things worse, the family had 197 points...
* October 24, 2012 (not the "girl" episode, the other episode that aired that day): In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s5ZvBi2JkI this one]], the question is "Name a word or phrase that means 'naked'".
** First, the contestant tries to get away with "Nekkid". Harvey berates him since it's essentially the same word.
** Then the contestant changes his answer to "Scantily clad" (in other words, wearing ''a little bit of clothing''). Harvey {{corps|ing}}es, then berates the contestant ''again'', explaining that "scantily clad" means you have some clothes on. "Scantily clad for strike two!" And indeed, they get a strike.
* January 2, 2013 (during a big money tournament, no less): "Tell me a bird that starts with the letter P." "Flamingo."
* January 9, 2013: A bunch of stupid answers in Fast Money combined with a terrible answer in the triple round ("Name a vegetable that starts with the letter B." "Bananas.") leads to a Harvey-era Fast Money low - [[EpicFail 63 points in total.]]
-->'''Harvey''': Name the age when kids first ask where do babies come from.\\
'''Contestant 1''': 15.\\
'''Harvey''': Give me a man's name that's three letters long.\\
'''Contestant 1''': ''Will''.\\
'''Harvey''': Name a place that women don't enjoy going to alone.\\
'''Contestant 2''': A funeral.\\
'''Harvey''': Name something that goes very fast.\\
'''Contestant 2''': A rollercoaster.
* 2013 with the Flower family vs the Fisher family: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Tcy614ogms "Give me a boy's name that starts with the letter H."]] "Jose."
* April 23, 2013: Name something a pirate might lose in a fight: "[[ShapedLikeItself The fight.]]"
* From the same episode that produced the "Bicycle"/"Parents" anecdote listed in the Dawson section: the Double Points question was "Name a famous Harry." The non-Dawson family answers "Literature/HarryPotter," the #1 answer. After that, it was all downhill.
** First contestant: "I think there was a Harry from the Three Stooges?" Zero.
** The next contestant nails the #2 answer (Harry Truman).
** Then: "Harry Douglas." Zip.[[note]]There is a Harry Douglas who plays in the NFL, but neither Harvey nor the contestant knew about him.[[/note]]
** And lastly: "Harry Goodman." Zilch. The other family steals with "Film/DirtyHarry."
** However, it wasn't all bad for the family that day: [[spoiler:they were playing for, and won, a car]].
* September 24, 2013: "Name a word that rhymes with "nurse"." "Church."
* October 29, 2013: "If a woman had a dog's sense of smell, name a place that she could tell her man has been just by sniffing him." "Neck."
** On the same episode's Fast Money: "If you could live in any '''foreign''' country, which country would you choose?" The first contestant answers America, [[FromBadToWorse and the next gives an even worse answer of Bali.]]
* November 11, 2013 in Fast Money: "What might be considered the world's most popular dessert?" "[[UnexpectedlyObscureAnswer Tiramisu]]", says Buddy from ''Series/CakeBoss'', who should really know better.
* November 27, 2013: "Name something you know about zombies." "[[UnfortunateImplications Black.]]"
* January 29, 2014: "Name something that comes to mind when you hear the word "bud"." [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory "Bud Lightyear."]]
* February 4, 2014: "Name a game people play at parties that couples also play in bed" "Uno!"
* February 25, 2014: "Name a fruit that comes in more than one color." "Jell-O" (yes, Jell-O comes in more than one color, but it's not a fruit.)
* April 21, 2014: "Name a phrase that starts with 'ding'." "Ding-around-the-rosie."
* May 6, 2014: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT7-k_PLKh8 A contestant only needed 18 points to beat Fast Money, but...]]
** "On a scale of 1-10, what chance do you have of dating a girl who's a 10?" "Four."
** "Name a place where people keep checking their watch." "Restaurant."
** "Name a noisy insect" (Passed)
** "Name something a person's belly does." "Throws up"
** "A married couple might be deeply in what?" "[[ShapedLikeItself Marriage.]]"
** Surprise surprise, ''they all got 0.''
*** In her defense, her answers to the first two questions were reasonable and her partner managed to get four of the number one answers, leaving her flustered to try and think fast enough to provide a good number two.
* September 17, 2014: This gem:
*** "Many women are pear-shaped. What fruit is your husband shaped like?
*** '''You'd Expect''': Any answer that IS a fruit, possibly banana or the Number One answer, "Apple."
*** '''Instead''': Lady rings in first and says, "A hot dog." The other player is then able to give the Number Two answer, "Banana."
* October 1, 2014: Steve is left speechless after a female contestant answers Music/BruceSpringsteen to the question "Name something some people buy and some people make at home".
* October 15, 2014: "Name something you might be glad only comes once a year." After the first contestant answers "birthday" (#2 answer), the next contestant answers, "your period".
* October 23, 2014: During Fast Money: "At what age does your brain start slowing down?" "21."
* November 6, 2014 on Fast Money: "Name an illness school kids are always catching from each other." "The flu. ''[buzz-buzz]'' Uh, Hepatitis". Cue jokes by Harvey about how the kids are passing needles around.
* November 24, 2014 was just ''full'' of stupidity.
** The main attraction; "Name something women wear that was obviously designed by men because it's uncomfortable but sexy." "Texas, Steve!" Steve, so stunned he couldn't even joke, asked if that's REALLY what the person meant to say. [[IMeantToDoThat It was]], and zero explanation was given.
** A few moments later, the opposing family gets some time in the spotlight: "Name an animal that, if it could talk, say 'I'm all ears.'" "Old man." Steve's reaction? Yelling "[[CallBack Texas!]]" at the 'Texas' guy.
** The second player had decent, albeit low-scoring answers for the rest of the questions in Fast Money (getting up to around 180 points), but his strange answers to the final two were what cost them the win:
*** "Name an occupation where you might get burned." First person said "Firefighter", second said "Police officer"
*** "Name something a person might be struck by." First person said "Lightning", second said ''"A bad mood."''
* From another member of the "Texas" family, on the November 21st, 2014 show: "Besides chicken, name a bird people eat." "[[https://youtu.be/Aa5hM4-xvyQ Venison]]." (which is ''deer meat'')
* c. 2015: "We asked 100 men: Name a part of your body a blindfolded man might mistake you for having a woman's." "[[CrotchGrabSexCheck Private parts]]."
* January 27, 2015: "Name something that has an eye but can't see." At the podium, the first contestant to ring in answers "Belly button". [[FromBadToWorse As if that wasn't bad enough, a member of the family that played the round later answered "a stove" to the same question]], causing a WTF face from Steve.
* 2015: This Fast Money question:
-->'''Harvey''': Name the city with the worst road rage.\\
'''First Contestant''': California.\\
'''Second Contestant''': Florida.
* From a game played on Steve Harvey's own talk show between the casts of ''Chrisley Knows Best'' and ''Raising Whitley'' during Fast Money; "In which state would you expect to find the most women wearing thong bikinis?" The first contestant answered with [[ArtisticLicenseGeography "Miami"]], which is a city and not a state (although she realized her mistake a little later). Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, the second contestant ''also said Miami'', and after getting buzzed, answered "L.A." (also not a state). A flustered Steve, knowing this was basically a CelebrityEdition, decided to just let him give a different answer, "California".
* February 3, 2015: Two more contestants screw up a Fast Money question.
-->'''Harvey''': Tell me the age when someone should start planning for their retirement.\\
'''First Contestant''': 22.\\
'''Second Contestant''': [[FromBadToWorse 7.]]
* February 5, 2015: "Name something you wouldn't want someone to stick you with." "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Gum.]]"
* February 9, 2015: "Name something a doctor might pull out of a person." The first contestant's answer after buzzing in? "A ''gerbil''."
* February 10, 2015: "Name a famous rabbit that might be jealous of the Easter Bunny." After a few seconds, a contestant answers, "[[Series/BarneyAndFriends Barney]]".
* February 17, 2015: "Name a three letter word that's a child's favorite thing." "Bike."
* February 20, 2015: "Tell me how old you think Creator/JoanRivers is." "[[CaptainObvious Old.]]"
* They gave the "Name an animal whose legs are featured on a restaurant menu" question another try. The contestants actually answered this time... then one woman answered "panda". As in "[[IThoughtItMeant Panda Express]]".
* April 20, 2015: "Name a word that begins with "octo"." Four stupid answers here.
** After the first contestant got the #2 answer of "octopus", her opponent answers "automotive".
** One contestant on the first contestant's family answers "octagon", getting the first strike.
** Another contestant from that family attempts to get away with "Octubre" (the Spanish word for "October", which was the #3 answer), giving them the second strike.
** The family earns a third strike after the following contestant answers "octagram".
* April 22, 2015: An attempt to steal 122 points: "Name something you have to squeeze really hard before anything comes out." "Childbirth."
** From the same episode's Fast Money: "Name a word or phrase that begins with 'bird'." "Bluebird".
* April 30, 2015: "Fill in the blank: raging what?" [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrNa4fCM8iA Steve gets a good kick out of a female contestant who answers with "(raging) ho".]]
--> '''Harvey''': ...are you going through something? All the answers the other day, [[MenAreUncultured "all men are dogs"]], now we're talking 'bout this little raging ho...what the hell happened?\\
'''Contestant''': It's the first thing that came to my mind!\\
'''Harvey''': How is "raging ho" the first thing that come to anybody's mind? I ain't even heard of it before!...If it was up there, I'd have made them turn around. (''in playful voice'') Raging ho!
* May 4, 2015: In response to the [[NauseaFuel nausea-inducing]] "If there was a KFC for cannibals, what parts would people order buckets of?" , a contestant answers with "Wings".
* May 6, 2015: A case where both contestants misunderstood a Fast Money question:
--> '''Harvey''': Name the most important woman in America.\\
'''Contestant 1''': My mom.\\
'''Contestant 2''': My wife.
* May 19, 2015 in Fast Money: "At what age do a lot of men look like they should be wearing a bra?" ''"Fifteen"''.
* May 20, 2015: Another pair of stupid answers to the same question in Fast Money. [[spoiler:Despite the pair of stupid answers, the family still won $20000 that day]].
--> '''Harvey''': Name a birthday that many people are too depressed to celebrate.\\
'''Contestant 1''': Valentine's Day.\\
'''Contestant 2''': [[ShapedLikeItself Birthdays.]]
* June 28, 2015: "Name something that follows the word 'strip'." "Rip"
* July 12, 2015 (a Celebrity special): Series/CleanHouse host and Reno 911 actress Niecy Nash gave two bad answers in this episode:
** "Name another word for 'dead body'." "187." [[note]]which means a murder, not a dead body[[/note]] Other members of her family also offered "mummy" and "zombie" as answers.
** "Name a place you think you'll be on your 100th birthday." "Probably be doing something off my bucket list...maybe jump out of a plane."
* September 23, 2015: During Fast Money:
--> '''Harvey''': How often do you have a good cry?\\
'''Contestant''': Rarely.
* September 24, 2015: Also on Fast Money:
--> '''Harvey''': We asked 100 women, what dress size do most women dream about wearing?\\
'''Contestant''': Two. (''buzz-buzz'') Zero.
* September 29, 2015: Still another bad Fast Money answer:
--> '''Harvey''': Name a real animal people tattoo on their bodies.\\
'''Contestant''': Unicorn.
* October 12, 2015: One episode, two stupid answers.
--> '''Harvey''': Name a word used to describe a steak that also is used to describe a kiss.\\
'''Contestant 1''': Family Feud.\\
'''Harvey''': (''during Fast Money'') Fill in the blank - if I could eat all I want of one food without getting fat, I would choose what?\\
'''Contestant 2''': Water.
* November 16, 2015: "What do you think a blind date might conveniently forget to mention about himself?" "[[ShapedLikeItself He's blind]]."
* November 18, 2015: This Fast Money answer:
--> '''Harvey''': For safety reasons, name an activity that people should ''never'' do alone.\\
'''Contestant''': Sex.
* "Name a device that you look through." "Internet."
* A Fast Money question from late 2015:
--> '''Harvey''': On a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you like your job?
--> '''Contestant''': 75.
* February 23, 2016[[note]]Though a unedited clip of the round in question was uploaded to the show's YouTube channel on February 8, differing from the show's typical practice of uploading episode clips on said episodes' original airdate[[/note]]: where do we begin? One family, the Pattersons, had a rough day:
** In round 2: "Name the best way for a shy guy to meet women." Despite already being on the board, team captain Cecilia repeatedly gives answers that were just rewordings of things that were already given and on the board, such as "a dating site" (appearing on the board as "online/Tinder") and "a friend" (on the board as "friend/blind date"), before finally answering "through [a] family [member]". This ends up foreshadowing a much more infamous moment later on.
** Round 3: "Name something chickens do that you'd feel pretty silly doing." "Quack, quack!"
** And now the main attraction, Round 4: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSITlMwLgPU "Tell me another way people say 'mother'."]] "Mom/Mommy" and "Mama" were already answered, there were only two answers left, and "Nanny" wasn't up there. A contestant named Shiela, much like the blunder of round 2, gave a string of guesses that were either already said, or just the same guesses with different pronunciations, among them "Nana" (a nickname typically associated with a ''grandmother''). Including Steve's ensuing antics (which themselves were a crowning moment of funny[[note]]Among them, as seen in the unedited version seen on YouTube (the only part cut out of the broadcast version, a dismayed Steve approaches the audience stating "This shit can't be happening to me. I get paid to host a show. Get too much shit here!"[[/note]]) [[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/steve-harvey-worst-family-feud-answer_us_56b275e5e4b04f9b57d85002 it took six-and-a-half minutes before Steve (and the judges) finally gave up and drew the family their third strike since Sheila could not give a valid answer that wasn't already used]]. The Pattersons would end up winning on a failed steal, but didn't do well on Fast Money. However, they never got control of the board in the next episode and lost to their competitors, sparing them another guess blunder.
* April 22, 2016: "Name a snack people bring on a long car trip." "Chicken."
* April 27, 2016: "Name a word that rhymes with 'lucky'." "Fucky" (which, of course, was bleeped).
* May 26, 2016: "Name a magazine you read to get the real scoop." "Creator/{{CNN}}"
* June 26, 2015 (Celebrity Family Feud): Kellie Pickler's disastrous meltdown on Fast Money: for every question, she ''talks out loud'' about what answer to say, wasting precious seconds. She runs out of time before she can even answer the fourth question. [[spoiler: However, Harvey lets her try again and her second answer is accepted despite being a mile after the buzzer. This decision impacts the game and she somehow winds up winning $25,000 for her charity]].
* July 3, 2016 (Celebrity Family Feud): "Name something bags at the grocery store are made out of." "Trees."
* July 10, 2016 (Celebrity Family Feud):
** A horrific Fast Money answer that [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHIyD29PvC8 really got Steve Harvey going]] (that is... once the board revealed what Snoop Dogg said, since Steve wasn't sure what answer he gave):
-->'''Harvey''': Fill in the blank: Pie in the what?
-->'''Snoop Dogg''': Horse.
** "We asked 100 married men; name a TV GameShow that describes you and your wife in the bedroom." Everyone keeps giving things that ''aren't'' game shows: Ashley Hamilton answered ''Series/{{Cops}}''[[note]]Which is a ''reality/documentary series''[[/note]], Alana Stewart answered ''[[Series/TheApprentice Celebrity Apprentice]]''[[note]]A reality ''competition'' series, not the same genre as a game show[[/note]], and George Hamilton somehow answered ''Series/DaysOfOurLives''[[note]]Which is a ''soap opera''! Steve had fun with this one.[[/note]].
* September 16, 2016 (Fast Money): Name an animal that's big and grey. "Gorilla" and "Bear". Steve questions what National Geographic shows they had been watching.
* "If there were a store for vampires, what would they sell?" The family guesses [[OurVampiresAreDifferent "Garlic", "Body armor", and "Sunglasses"]], which leads Steve to think that they do not really understand vampires.
* November 18, 2016: For the steal, "If ComicBooks/{{Batman}} were broke, he would have to sell his Bat-what?" "Wayne Enterprises", which misinterprets the question that asked for something appended with "Bat". Cue Steve asking if "Bat-Wayne Enterprises" is on the board.

* On at least ''three'' separate occasions — twice on Dawson's (one of which was the notorious "alligator" episode above) and once on Combs' — both contestants in Fast Money misinterpreted the question "Name a brand of gasoline", instead giving ''types'' of gasoline (e.g., unleaded). In response to the contestant from the "alligator" episode:
-->'''Dawson:''' You said "ethyl", [[DeadpanSnarker which I believe you've been drinking]].
* In another case of the people surveyed giving stupid answers, the question "What do you think is the largest U.S. state?" which appeared in the Karn and O'Hurley versions. The number one answer was ''[[ArtisticLicenseGeography Texas]]''.
* A Dawson-era Fast Money question asked for "A fish that lives in the ocean" to which the contestant replied "Whale". He got four points, meaning four of people who took part in the survey made the same mistake.
* Since the latter years when Karn hosted, it isn't uncommon for a player who got the better answer in the Face-Off to forget that there is a Pass/Play option. This is usually followed by the host asking more than once before the contestant finally realizes what's going on. Unfortunately, this happens at least OncePerEpisode in the Harvey era to the point where Harvey automatically has to assume that the family is playing the question.
* One from both the Karn and O'Hurley versions (the former during a ''Survivor'' special): "Something that comes after the word double." "U."
* [[BiggerIsBetterInBed Penis/weiner]] has been given as an answer to "Name a body part that gets bigger as you get older" (or a variant of the same question) at least three times throughout the show's history - once on the Anderson version (which is shown above) and twice on the Harvey version.
* On two occasions, one on the 1994 Dawson version and another in the Harvey era, 98.6 degrees was given for "What would be the ideal every day temperature?" A clip of the first is ''on the show's official website'':
-->'''Dawson:''' 'What would be the ideal, every day temperature?' Everybody... disrobe! 98.6. Survey said...(''buzzer sound'')... zee-oh! It's like living on the equa-taah (equator).
* Two contestants, one on the O'Hurley era and another on the Harvey version, answered ''seven'' to the Fast Money question "How many of the Ten Commandments have you broken this month?".
* "Name something commonly found in a woman's purse." "A cat."
* "Name something a blind man might use." "[[HandicappedBadass A sword.]]"
* "Name a state whose name begins with the letter 'I'." "Indianapolis."
* "Name a famous animal threesome." "The Seven Dwarfs."
* In one episode, a player was asked "Name a part that's readily available and on-hand in an auto parts store". The answer he gave? Oil. It was the #1 answer, which means the majority of those surveyed made the same mistake.
* In a rare [[ArtificialStupidity video game example]], one question in the GameBoyAdvance video game (released October 12, 2006) is "Name something Charlie Brown might do." An AI contestant's response? "[[{{Squick}} Snoopy.]]"
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkuP7IvxDGo Tool-Assisted Speedrunners]] managed to make the SNES version (released 1993) look pretty idiotic, with vulgar and nonsensical answers counting as valid. That said, an observant viewer may notice that the legit answers ''are'' contained, in a proper left-to-right order not unlike [[Series/ThePriceIsRight Split Decision]], in the nonsensical ones.
*** For example, "Name a piece of clothing that leaves a mark when you take it off." The answer of "Abracadabra I win" is accepted for "Bra" because the game read it as "_bra_______ _ ___". Or "Swiss Murder Suit" taken as "Bathing Suit" because it read "Swi__ m_____ suit".
*** Even the actual, unaltered, SNES game had occasional stupidity moments. For example, "Name a first experience" is responded to with "Taking a huge crap." It actually showed up on the board as "Kiss".
*** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeCKf1lcxZw One player]] had to name something in a car frequently touched with one's hands. His answer was "steering wheel", which the game parsed as "radio", the #2 answer. [[TooDumbToLive Then the AI tried answering with "steering wheel" as well]], and got nothing. The #1 answer?
---> [[EpicFail STEERING WHEEL]]
*** A similar experience occurred with the ''2012 Edition'' for the UsefulNotes/{{Wii}} with the guys from GiantBomb, who answered the question "Name a way people got around before cars were invented" with "Bike" and got the number one answer: "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya24jxwLQV8&t=850s Horseback]]." Cue a flurry of {{Flat What}}s from the guys themselves.
** The Facebook version seems to have been programmed by idiots. Completely random phrases will count as valid, and a Christmas-themed makeover had a question about "What do people associate with A Christmas Carol?" The top answer is Christmas, which suddenly makes that Russia question [[HilariousInHindsight a whole lot funnier]].
* From the Australian version when it was hosted by Bert Newton.
-->'''Bert:''' Name a celebrity known by only one name.\\
'''Contestant:''' [[Creator/BradPitt Bra]][[Creator/AngelinaJolie ngelina.]]
* Another instance:
-->'''Bert:''' Name something that increases and decreases in price as people buy and sell it.\\
'''Contestant:''' Weet-Bix!
** Food in general was an answer, of course.
* From the Australian series hosted by Grant Denyer:
-->'''Grant''': Name something you might freeze.
-->'''Contestant 1''': Ice.
** To her credit, she immediately realises her mistake (that ice is already frozen), and she still gets five points out of it. But then this happens:
-->'''Grant''': Name something you might freeze.
-->'''Contestant 2''': Ice. (''buzz-buzz'') Ice blocks.
* Another Fast Money incident involving Grant Denyer: "Name another word for 'Smart'". The first contestant can't think of ''anything'', even after passing and having a fair bit of time to think about it. The second contestant somehow mishears it as "Name a word that ''rhymes with'' 'Smart'", and answers "Dart".
* "Name something you associate with a sauna." "Bubbles."
* In an otherwise successful Fast Money round, the first contestant, asked "Name a type of badge," answers, "Chicken." He then refuses to say what if anything his thinking was.
** The same family, two nights later, in another otherwise successful Fast Money round. The last question: "Name somewhere you might find a diamond." The first contestant's answer: "Coal deposits."
* Grant asks, "Name something you associate with China." The first contestant buzzes in and answers, "Thai food." Mockery ensues. He also answers "Karate" later during the steal, though it goes un-commented on.
* "Name a woman, real or fictional, who married a prince." Both teams manage to blow it at every stage by guessing princesses who are famous for ''not'' marrying princes: [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} Jasmine]] (at the podium), [[Franchise/StarWars Leia]], and [[WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} Fiona]] (for the steal).
* "Name something you might buy that could turn out to be fake." The first contestant, only slightly less stupid than the man in the Richard Dawson scene above, buzzes in and answers, "A car." Grant proceeds to act out a scenario of a man finding out that his expensive new car is a Corolla in disguise.
* During Fast Money, "Name a capital city of the world." The first contestant answers New York City (quickly realising the mistake), the second answers Sydney (which, to be fair, is a ''state'' capital).
* "Name something you might do for fun in the snow". The first contestant buzzes in just a little too soon, and answers, "Play golf". After revealing the full question, Grant briefly roleplays a golfer losing his ball due to it being effectively camouflaged in the snow.
* Just a couple of nights after the above:
-->'''Grant''': Name something a woman carries in her handbag-
-->'''Contestant''': (''buzzes in, starts to suspect the question may not have been finished'') Mace?
-->'''Grant''': Name something a woman carries in her handbag that a man carries in his pocket. Show me mace!
* "Name something you might see in the Wild West." The first contestant buzzes in one word too soon, answering, "A lion."
* Yet another case of a contestant buzzing in too early:
-->'''Grant''': Name an occupation that-
-->'''Contestant''': (''buzzes in, then head desks'') A nurse?
-->'''Grant''': (''smirking'') Show me a nurse! (''strike'') Name an occupation that requires a drill
** Turns into an AwesomeMoment when the opposing player guesses correctly ("A builder"), passes it back to the first team, who then proceed to get a clean sweep.
** From the same episode's Fast Money Round:
-->'''Grant''': Name a button on a remote control.
-->'''Contestant''': Off. (''buzz-buzz'') On. (''buzz-buzz'') Volume.
** From the same player:
-->'''Grant''': Name something you need to wash a car.
-->'''Contestant''': A car?
** And from his teammate:
-->'''Grant''': Name a fictitious creature that has wings.
-->'''Contestant''': A unicorn.
*** He realises his mistake mid-word, but can't really back out of it. To be fair, [[WingedUnicorn it got him twenty points]].
* "Name something that has spikes." One contestant answers "A bike", realising a moment later she was thinking of ''spokes''.
* "Name an animal that walks on two legs." The contestant passes once and then answers, with seconds to spare, "A giraffe."
* Two rather dumb answers from the ''survey'', for the same question. "Name something measured in metres," got the responses, "Gas" (''sort of'' accurate, in that it can be measured ''by'' meters), and "Parking".
* Another dumb one from the survey: "Name something that paparazzi might hide behind." The answer: "A camera." Sadly, Grant doesn't seem to notice the obvious problem (that a camera, especially one big enough to hide their face behind, would just make a paparazzo even ''more'' conspicuous).
* Another case that seems to involve everyone - the surveyed people, the contestants and the host - misunderstanding the question: "Name something that can be 'Flavour of the month,'" - by definition, a person or thing that enjoys a short period of great popularity. However, the answers given in the survey include "Chocolate" (scored 13 points for the contestant) and "Ice Cream" (the top answer, despite not ''being'' a flavour), two things which will most likely never ''stop'' being popular. And again, Grant does not seem to notice any of this, though this could be attributed to the fact that the 13 points above were the ''only'' points she scored that round.
* "Name something that lives in a pen." "Penguins? (''immediately winces'')"
* "Apart from a foal, name a baby animal." The two highlights are a contestant answering "Chicken" (as opposed to "chick", which wasn't there either), and his teammate asking himself aloud "What's a baby lamb called?" and not figuring it out. The other team then get a chance to steal, and of course answer "A lamb".
* "Name another word for 'Throw'" "Catch". It ends up not mattering, as she gets them over 200 points before Grant has a chance to really mock it.
* "Name a famous landmark that's not man-made." "Mt. Rushmore".
* "Besides meat, name something vegans don't eat." "Chicken." It got her three points, meaning three of the people who took part in the survey also made that mistake (or were referencing ComicBook/ScottPilgrim).
* "Apart from clothes, name something you might reuse for your second child." "Pyjamas." Naturally, Grant makes a point of emphasising the first three words when asking the opposing player.
* "Name a classic French dish." "Ravioli." It's said during the steal, and the team captain has the sense not to use it, but it still gets some laughter.
* "Name a sport in which animals compete." "Duck shooting?" Grant comments that it's a very one-sided competition, and that he can imagine the ducks going, "You just wait until we get our guns!"
* "Name something people complain about on talkback radio." The contestant buzzes in three words too early, and answers, "Their food?" Which, given recent controversy over halal certification, probably isn't totally inaccurate, but it wasn't on the board. For added hilarity, the same contestant makes the same mistake during Sudden Death, in which she not only buzzes in too early, she fails to give an answer that would make sense considering the possible places the question was going, instead just saying what she guessed was the end of the question, costing her team the game.
* "What's something you associate with Captain Cook?" Both contestants initially answer "A hook", apparently confusing the explorer Captain James Cook with [[Literature/PeterPan the pirate Captain Hook]]. Not only does this get the first player seven points, Grant notes that at least two other answers in the survey were from people apparently thinking of ''Peter Pan''.
* In yet another case of the surveyed people missing the point, "Name something that can go wrong while singing karaoke," gets the top answer of "Forgetting the lyrics." In this case, Grant does point out the mistake, that the lyrics are usually right there on a screen for the performer.
* "Name a famous US mountain." The answer? "Mt. Everest."
* From the PC version, "Name something that is fluffy." "Grass."
* From the the German TV version, "Name a black and yellow striped insect." "Giraffe."
* From the Russian version, one contestant spent the whole 20 seconds in Fast Money ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHWv1OQKzH0 in total silence]]''.
* Here's one who is not from the contestants but from the answers. In the French-Canadian version (2009-present), one of the questions were "Except the Earth, name a planet from the solar system." The contestants have answer all the planets (including Pluto which was then classified as a planet) but the last remaining answer was...[[CriticalResearchFailure The moon.]]
* From a French version: "Name a dangerous number at the circus." "[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Soixante-neuf!]]" (probably meant "number" as in an "act")

During its heyday, ''Family Feud'' was used in several situation comedy plots, and has even been parodied on programs such as ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' and in animated programs, such as ''WesternAniamtion/FamilyGuy''. Usually, the point of comedy is someone giving a horribly bad answer that costs the family either a shot at the championship or the big prize in Fast Money. Below are a few examples:

* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'': Season 8's "Big Man on Hippocampus", which see the Griffins (the series' main protagonists) appear on ''FamilyFeud'' and win their way to Fast Money. Lois provides all the No. 1 answers and scores 199 points in the first half of the game, one point away from winning the $5,000 grand prize. Peter has been chosen to play the second half of the game, and it seems a foregone conclusion that the Griffins will win. [[EpicFail However, Peter completely blows things, first getting into a dispute over wanting to be credited with the answer "chair" (an answer that Lois had given)]], [[TooDumbToLive then failing to know what to do if he wanted to pass on a question]]. Time eventually runs out, and Peter is responsible for (at least in fiction) the biggest Fast Money meltdown in history.
* A cartoon called ''Waterman'' (that aired on Newgrounds) featured this as a cutaway gag. They were asked to name a fruit that is also a colour, and the player said "Rice".