Western Animation: Cats Don't Dance
They don't make films like this anymore...Cats Don't Dance
is a 1997 film, and, other than The Pagemaster
in 1994, the only one made by Turner Entertainment's animation unit before Warner Bros.
took over. The film was choreographed by Gene Kelly, and the main character was based on him as well. Kelly died in 1996 mid-production.
The film takes place in The Golden Age of Hollywood
in the year 1939, and the plot centers around a singing and dancing cat named Danny, who dreams of being a big movie star. He gets a role in the latest movie starring sickeningly adorable
child star Darla Dimple
, only to find out the hard way that animals in Hollywood only get minor roles
. Determined to show Hollywood their talent, Danny rounds up some of his newfound friends, and tries to find a way to impress the studio exec producing the film. When Darla finds out about this, she starts to show her true nature, and decides to sabotage the animals' plans, so they don't steal her spotlight.
This movie contains many Shout Outs
to classic films, most notably Singin' in the Rain
and Sunset Boulevard
. Although it was underpromoted and it underperformed at the box office, it was critically acclaimed and still has a loyal following to this day (particularly among the Furry Fandom
Cats Don't Dance contains examples of:
- Accidental Misnaming: "Donald? Dino?"
- Accidental Public Confession: Darla's very loud statement that she should have drowned them all when she FLOODED THE STAGE! She doesn't notice a microphone is hanging right above her until it's too late.
- Adrenaline Makeover: Pudge and his electrified hairdo.
- Almost Kiss: Danny and Sawyer.
- Angel Face, Demon Face: Darla could turn this off and on at will, going from adorable moppet to demon child.
- Animated Musical
- Armor-Piercing Question: When the other animals tell Danny how much Hollywood sucks for them, Danny counters with "Then why are you still here?" Danny gives them an answer: its because they just couldn't forget their dreams.
- Award Bait Song: "I Do Believe". However, due to being buried deep in the end credits (after they've been rolling for a couple minutes, and after a long stretch of reprise-less instrumental music), it tends to be forgotten among the rest of the movie's songs.
- Back Blocking: Wooly the Mammoth does this when he hands the dizzy Danny and Pudge his peanut tea.
- Barefoot Cartoon Animals: Most of the animal characters.
- Batman Gambit: Danny pulls off a rather impressive one with the final dance number. Nice Guy that he is, he sets it up so that, if Darla had gracefully sat back and let the song play, she'd come off smelling like a rose, her reputation further enforced. But by this point he's fully aware of the likelihood of that happening and has obviously coached his friends to just run with whatever cheating she pulls off. He even takes a very brief moment to shove it in her face after her first couple attempts fail.
- Battle Butler: Darla's butler, Max.
- Beta Couple: Frances and Cranston.
- Big Electric Switch / Big Red Button: Grand-Daddy of All Switches◊.
- Break the Cutie: Danny◊, who formerly provided the page picture. On the left, bus ride coming in. On the right, bus ride going out.
- Cats Are Mean: Averted.
- Cat Stereotype: Danny (an orange male cat) and Sawyer (a white female cat). Sawyer has orange eyes unlike the white cat stereotype, however.
- Cheshire Cat Grin: Darla, at the very end of "Big And Loud (Part 2)", gives a blink-and-you'll-miss-it smile that's somewhere between this, Slasher Smile and Psychotic Smirk. And when she's scheming:
Max, invite that cat...to teaaaaaa... [iris out on huge, disturbing grin
- The Chessmaster: Darla sets up a very good Batman Gambit against Danny and the other animals despite there being no way she's any older than 10. At least she looks that young. Keep an eye out for the cigarettes she's using to stunt her growth. See also No Celebrities Were Harmed, below.
- Climactic Music: "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now"
- Comically Missing the Point: After the animals are blamed for flooding the studio, we have this:
L.B. Mammoth: You animals will never... (goes underwater)
Flannigan: ...nibble kibble in this town again!
Tillie: I think they liked it!
- Credits-Brand Products: The opening credits appear on various signs within the movie.
- Curse Cut Short: A particular noticeable one in the beginning is also a Shout-Out to Gone with the Wind.
Sawyer: Frankly, Clark, I don't give a—
Clark: (Whining) Sawyer!
- Dark Reprise: "Big And Loud". Now in Villain Song flavor.
- Deadpan Snarker: Sawyer, big time. Cranston Goat also qualifies.
- Defrosting Ice Queen: Sawyer.
- Determinator: Danny.
- Dialogue Reversal:
"How does the kittycat go?"
- Disney Acid Sequence:
- Disproportionate Retribution: Darla got the animals fired, just because she fears they'll steal her spotlight and for Cranston's remark about L.B. Mammoth probably getting tired of Dimple and is looking for something new.
- Does This Remind You of Anything?: See Fantastic Racism
- Epic Fail: The audition Darla sets up for them with L.B. Mammoth. Not only does the whole town get flooded, but they drag L.B. himself behind them on the anchor and he ends up tied to the mast when the boat sinks. Nice audition.
- The Everyman/The Generic Guy: Danny.
- Everything's Better with Penguins: Pudge the Penguin.
- Fantastic Racism: Humans towards animals. The whole movie can be interpreted as an allegory for the prejudice and marginalization African-American actors and singers faced in the 1930s and 40s in Hollywood.
- Fatal Flaw: She's not killed but Darla would have gotten off scot-free in the end of it all if she had kept a handle on that temper of hers and simply let the animals have the spotlight.
- "I'm sure no one would mind if I just jazzed this up a bit." "Alright. Learn it the hard way."
- "[...] I'll make sure that LB sees your splashy debut."
- Funny Animals
- Getting Crap Past the Radar:
- Gilligan Cut:
Sawyer: I can't do this.
Sawyer: I can't do this.
Sawyer: I can't believe I'm doing this...
- Happy Ending: Danny and company do get their big break...
- Earn Your Happy Ending: ...Though they have to go through a lot to get it. (Danny personally has to go through hell).
- Held Gaze: Near the end of the Animal Jam sequence. Danny and Sawyer look deeply into each other's eyes, having an Almost Kiss, but Sawyer, discouraged that no matter how hard they try, no one in the movie industry with hire them, breaks the moment.
- He's Back: Danny. After Darla's manipulations get all the animals fired from Mammoth Studios, he gives up completely and decides to just get on the bus back to Kokomo. However, after listening to the bus driver's negative comments on how animals would never reach the top and seeing all of the other animals suffering on the streets, he quickly gets back his groove and gets off the bus, triumphantly declaring "See you in the movies!"
- Hidden Depths: The elephant is a talented pianist, the turtle is an action star, and the secretary can out-sing and out-dance anyone else in the cast (except Danny).
- Hollywood Healing: When Danny first addresses the audience after his rooftop fight, he has a black eye. As he fixes his ruffled clothes, his black eye completely heals.
- Horrible Judge of Character: Danny trusting Darla to set up an audition with L.B. Mammoth. The other animals call him out on this after he got them fired.
Sawyer (shocked): She's your little angel?
Danny: She, she said she wanted to help.
Tilly: And you believed her?
Danny: I... I...
(Sawyer walks away)
- Huge Guy, Tiny Girl: Non-romantic: Darla and her butler Max.
- Humiliation Conga: Every measure Darla takes to ruin the performance of Danny and friends at the end of the movie makes the show ten times better, and she injures herself horribly with each attempt. After getting electrocuted, tossed about and flattened, she tops it off with an unintentional public confession of her evil deeds, flushing her own career down the toilet.
- "I Am" Song
- Idea Bulb: Max dutifully holds a little light bulb over Darla's head.
- Interspecies Romance: Implied between Cranston (a goat) and Frances (a fish).
- Ironic Echo: Darla advises Danny to "make it big and loud" and through Darla's efforts "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" certainly ends up being big and loud. The Dialogue Reversal example listed above is also one.
- Jabba Table Manners: When Darla pigs out on a huge pile of junk food — and one apple — in her balcony box.
- Left the Background Music On: Danny and Pudge are dancing to some BGM when all of a sudden, Danny stops and wonders where that music is coming from. Turns out it's Wooly the Mammoth playing piano in his trailer across the street.
- Lions and Tigers and Humans... Oh, My!: Anthropomorphic animals interact with humans, but are considered a minority.
- Lyrical Dissonance: The first bit of Darla's Li'l Ark Angel song "My Little Boat on the Sea" is appropriately minor-key and matches its lyrics as it describes The Great Flood, but Darla's Tastes Like Diabetes cheerful performance of same matches neither. And then it's Mood Whiplash into the really cutesy-wootsy part.
Now the people they were so bad
That the Lord made the rain come down.
And he washed away the bad cities,
And he washed away the bad towns,
And all of the people drowned!
[cherubic smile and cute pose while anguished silhouettes sink in the background]
- Moment Of Awesome: Defied by Darla in the climax, who does everything she can to stop the animals from pulling one off. She fails, resulting in an In-Universe example that literally knocks the stunned, grinning audience's teeth out and catapults the animals to stardom.
- Na´ve Newcomer: Danny, full stop.
- Never Say "Die": Well...
Darla: (singing) ... and all of the people drowned! (grins charmingly)
- Nice Character, Mean Actor: Darla, in-universe.
- Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: Danny's attempt to get the animals' talent noticed allows Darla to make things much worse for them.
- Nice Job Fixing It, Villain: Darla's attempts to stop the animal's performance result in one of the most spectacular auditions in all cinema history, complete with gunfire and spectacular light performances.
- No Animals Were Harmed: This is parodied in the end credits, with "No animals were harmed in the making of this film. Although, some were erased and had to be redrawn."
- No Celebrities Were Harmed:
- Mammoth Studios, run by "L.B. Mammoth", is clearly MGM. Also, Darla's looks are obviously based on◊ Shirley Temple◊ with some Jane Withers thrown in, and her first name is taken from another child star.
- For a bonus, most of Darla's characterization is inspired by a Shirley Temple rumor from back in the day... that instead of being a sweet little girl, she was really a 30-year-old chain-smoking midget who hated children and animals.
- Frances the fish's look and character is a reference to Norma Desmond from Sunset Boulevard. Max is an even more obvious lift from the same movie.
- Not So Stoic: During the Animal Jam song, Sawyer begins typing along to the beat, her color getting a bit brighter, and then enthusiastically returns the typing carriage to its original position, only to suddenly get hold of herself and straighten up. Also happens again just a few seconds later when she accidentally makes an emergency ladder slam to the ground... with her on it. Her fur puffs up and her claws extend while she makes a very amusing neurotic expression, eyes darting around, then immediately pretends nothing happened and composes herself. Typical cat.
- Offscreen Teleportation: When Darla is escorting Danny out of her mansion after giving him the Big and Loud musical number, Max holds a door open for them. They walk down the hall a short way, and Max is waiting for them at the exit with Danny's hat, despite him never moving from the first door. Leads to a Funny Moment when Danny stops, stares at Max, turns his head to see if he's still holding the door, then turns back and stares ahead blankly with a befuddled expression as Darla hands him his hat. Can be seen here at 4:18
- Oh, Crap:
- Older Than They Look: Strongly implied that Darla is much older than she looks.
- Opposites Attract: Here's a hint. They're both cats.
- Pink Girl, Blue Boy: The animals pairs in "Li'l Ark Angel" are in matching sailor suits, pink and blue. And that's the least cutesy thing about that picture.
- Pretentious Latin Motto: Mammoth Pictures' "Optimum est Maximum"; which translates to "Bigger is Better".
- The Renaissance Age of Animation
- Romantic Rain: The two principal characters have an evening rain fall upon them separately, but the romantic connection nonetheless applies. The rain falls on Danny as part of his Humiliation Conga, having failed miserably at getting his friends an audition with a studio mogul. Meanwhile, Sawyer sings a torch song outside a diner, which describes how Hollywood made her a Broken Bird, while newcomer Danny reawakened the songstress/dancer at Sawyer's core. As the rain stops, she learns that Danny waits at the bus stop, and hurries to meet him.
- Sacrificial Lamb: A lamb was asked to play this role.
- Savvy Guy, Energetic Girl: Inverted in Danny and Sawyer; more like "Keet and Kuudere".
- Ship Tease: Aside from the obvious, Cranston Goat and Frances are always seen together.
- Shipper on Deck: Tilly is supportive of Danny and Sawyer together. She even tried to get Sawyer all neat when she's about to meet him (again).
- Show Within a Show
- Sitting Sexy on a Piano: During Darla's "Big and Loud" number — since it's a Max-sized piano and she's small, she can roll around for several minutes with no danger of falling off.
- Squashed Flat: Darla gets this treatment in the climax.
- Stealth Hi/Bye: Max.
- Tastes Like Diabetes: Parodied with Li'l Ark Angel, and Darla in general. In-universe example.
- Three Act Structure
- Trash Can Band: The song "Animal Jam" in the middle of the movie revolves around this.
- Triumphant Reprise: At the beginning of the movie, "Our Time Has Come" played during Danny's trip to Hollywood. At end of the film when Danny and the others became stars, it's played again in a much louder tone.
- Turtle Power: T.W. Turtle. He even gets to play in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie!
- Twitchy Eye: Darla.
- Unspoken Plan Guarantee: When Danny jumps off the bus to explain his (ultimately successful) plan to Pudge, the dialogue is replaced with Mickey Mousing.
- The Vamp: Funnily and disturbingly enough, Darla.
- Villainous Breakdown: Darla when all her efforts to stop the animals impromptu number in the finale backfire immensely. It ends with her outing herself to an audience while she's ranting at Danny.
- Wingding Eyes: Darla's flaming-skull eyes when she pulls the "GRANDADDY OF ALL SWITCHES"
- X-Ray Sparks: Pudge's electric handshake shocks T.W. at the end.